That which vexes ALL men

30| Bahamian 🇧🇸| Marine Biologist |Environmental Toxicologist

[respect-the-flow]

[moriendel]

this is how the movie went right

[explorerrowan]

Kronk: By whom, though? I might be your classic "hunk" body type, but I'm not exactly a top. I have a couple exes I could call that might be his type. Do you want someone who would take him out for dinner first, or just...

Yzma: ... I WANT you to KILL him!

[comparingmeerkats]

do u ever wonder what ur most noticeable feature is like what do people see first when they look at u

[thedailybrey-deactivated2025091]

All the time

[greelin]

[seductively takes off glasses]

wow you’re fucking blurry

[warped83]

[marinememes]

I've been collecting these for a few weeks and I NEED MORE

[toastbutteregg]

[catasters]

[chleopetras]

[naamahdarling]

You laugh while he's STARVING! 😭

[preciousgyro]

“Meoww…" 🐱 | Stray (2022)

[gatorbeast]

these are all the same sort of animal. do you understand.

these are all small skittish creatures that love to bite and are found in drawers of garages and classrooms. they’re all related and in the same small biter family. weird little kids who play with them while they’re distracted and have empathy for them can tame them and become these beasts companions

[zapzombie]

he really said that canonically 😶

[nina-rosa]

a screenshot redraw I spent way too much time on

the background was fun to study tho

[mortalityplays]

vegans making honey a bee labour issue is the funniest thing imaginable because like, you picked the one animal that has already unionised

[hamlindigo]

Howard Hamlin, CEO of the Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill law firm.

[pissvortex]

HOW

[scoutsmoocrew]

“animals should be treated well before they’re eaten but eating them isn’t wrong” really isn’t a hard belief to understand

[ninakaina]

my bug-eyed chihuahua girlfriend would rip your golden retriever boyfriend limb from limb btw. i showed her his instagram and she started shaking and ate a cigarette off the ground

[rajvira-deactivated20250815]

Gf who shares her kinky side 🤝 bf who fulfills all of her fantasies

[fishyfishyfishtimes]

Daily fish fact #197

Midshipman fish! (genus Porichthys)

These fish are named after their photophores, which resemble buttons on a naval uniform! Photophores are organs that are luminescent, that is. These fish typically bury themselves in sand during the day and hover above the seafloor at night!

Also, here is a picture of their photophores.