moved

[anarchistfrogposting]

carcinisation

[finnglas]

I’m so mad at everyone who just waltzed right past “crabapple” for this

[atmosfer-deactivated20241016]

[gayboyadvance-deactivated202202]

im obsessed w/ putting hearts after everything i say. doesn’t even matter what it is <3 the heart is going there <3

[aviculor]

[animalyears]

words that contain the word “cow”

cow

cowboy

cowgirl

cowpoke

coworkers

[portpebble]

Whadda hell are orkers.

[portpebble]

Oh.

[asimovsideburns]

knuckle tattoos that say “I HAVE A LARGER THAN AVERAGE NUMBER OF FINGERS”

[vriskanon]

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

[wizardshark]

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

[vriskanon]

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

[avelokadrawsguts]

Someone probably already drew this better, but the description was so much fun I had to give it a try.

[hentaikid]

Isn’t this supposed to be a WWII thing? The ak wasn’t invented yet. Lacks realism.

[vriskanon]

You’re absolutely right hentai kid. A woman riding a bear dual-weilding AK47s would be unrealistic because overwatch is set during World War II and AK47s had yet to be invented

[strongerpotions]

[animeblgging-deactivated2021110]

[glowstickhaloboy]

i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get

[glowstickhaloboy]

no offense but I want to get everyone who is responding so well to “allies to lovers” a kiss on the lips

[valtsv]

"my child is fine" your child's favorite trope is a tough old warrior who could kill a man with their bare hands in over a hundred different ways grudgingly adopting a small reckless child they grow to love and protect with their dying breath

[valtsv]

your child has 15 fictional dads better than you

[curecosmicremade]

was excited for my soup today until I started eating and discoverd half of it was the entire freaking stalk of broccoli

[brendenfraser]

“One of the most interesting things about Elizabeth Turner was her Kiss of Death. Throughout the trilogy, all of the men she locked lips with has died - including Sao Feng in At World’s End, and (if you want to be petty about it) her father, Weatherby Swann. Usually they would die moments after kissing her for the first time. This excludes Will Turner who has kissed her several times before and beat the odds every time. However, even he succumbed to her kiss and died as well minutes after the two were hastily married by Barbossa. This is most likely a just coincidence and not something that was intentional, but years later it’s still fun to point out to friends and watch a dawn of realization hit their face when they realize that Pirate Queen Elizabeth may have also been the Grim Reaper.”

[enbizaka-murders]

Alot of people seem to miss these two additional details:

The kiss of death only works when she’s on a boat (she never kissed Will on a boat until their wedding)

When the effect does kick in, the killing is preformed by the crew of the Dutchman.

When Jack died, he was killed by the Kraken, summoned by Davy Jones.

When Sao Feng died, was by the damage from the canons of the Dutchman

When Norrington died, it was by Bootstrap Bill, a member of it’s crew.

And when Will died, it was directly by the hands of Davy Jones.

One more thing that has struck me as odd is when she interracts with Davy Jones, he acts as if he’s seen her somewhere before. When the Empress crew point her out as the captain he has a sort of “wtf, you, you are their captain?” reaction, now you could just shake that of as Davy Jones being a misogynistic but i don’t doubt he’s seen female pirate captains before, given how long he’s lived. And when they come face to face on the Dutchman, it feels like a meeting between sworn long time enemies (at least to me).

Elizabeth, what the hell are you even and what exactly is your connection to the Dutchman.

[justfurbythings]

Waiting for the midnight train going anywhere

[whitepeopletwitter]

[itsjuliak5]

Someone on TikTok said that bitches with anxiety love the enemies to lovers trope because the idea of having someone see all of our negative traits first and then still fall in love with us is really comforting since we worry that if someone sees our negative traits after they fall in love, they’ll leave us.

It’s me, I’m bitches.

[memewhore]