Sep 14, 2019
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@curi0sity-killed-my-inn0cence
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I’m trying so hard to get into the fall spirit to wring out the last drops of serotonin left in my brain but the weather won’t stop with the the temperature in the fucking 90’s and all I want are rainy chilly days so I can finally wear sweaters without melting and cinnamon scented/flavored everything and pumpkins and mums and the cute decorations pls and thank you
“Marcus, please”
I don’t know who Mac is but I feel it in my very soul when Hozier says “as Mac explained, there will be darkness again”
“No Plan” is my favorite from the new album! He’s referring to Katie Mack… she’s a badass female astrophysicist. And she’s just as much a fan of his as he is of hers:
My coworker and I cannot be within 50 feet of each other without falling into some kind of surreal comedy routine.
I approached him today while we were switching shifts and he lowered his voice to a freak and said, “What news, dear sister? What have you read in the entrails on this day?”
“The king will die,” I said. “And the worms will feast on his flesh.”
“The worms, dear sister?”
“The very same, sister dear.”
“You speak the truth. I have read the same in the bones I cast. The worms will feast, and our time will come.”
“At last,” I said. “Long have we awaited this fortuitous day. We must be swift to act... to lay the eggs of schemes we hope to hatch...”
Our laughs broke us out of character and we abruptly noticed the 5 or 6 elementary schoolers who were watching us warily from the other side of the room.
“By the pricking of my thumbs,” I said, “I have to skeedaddle.”
he left a note for me
harry houdini once pulled a coin from behind aziraphale’s ear, effectively hooking him on “magic”. crowley, forced to suffer thru aziraphale’s obsession and shitty tricks, got revenge on houdini (who spent years debunking spiritualists) by holding a seance and communicating with him after his death
Crowley: Hey. Hey Harry. I got a trick for ya. *reaches behind the ghostly apparition of Houdini’s ear, pulls back his hand to reveal his raised middle finger*
“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit
My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.
Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.
NYC Data Stories: Allyship
For when people say they’re sick of seeing gay stuff everywhere. Suck it up. 4 years. 4 years. And that’s just on the books, it’s legal. It doesn’t stop shitty attitudes, actions, or straight up violence.
You spark joy!
This feels like a threat
Spark joy
Here's pics of it happening btw
Can we please just-
Best thing about Colbert is that when he nails it, he nails it.
I feel like Colbert is one of the best examples of religious you can ever get. He’s Catholic. He’s one of 11 kids. He teaches SUNDAY SCHOOL. And it never comes off like he’s judging you because you don’t follow his exact path.
I’m an atheist, and I feel like Colbert gets me in a lot of ways. It means a lot.
Love Stephen Colbert.
not to be controversial but
mid season two zuko hair is his best
I want proof
book one: does not pull off this very traditional cut at all. he looks like an onion with a horse’s tail glued onto his head. (1/10)
book two: wholesome cut, so cute. just look at him, he just wants to support his uncle and be happy. (10/10)
book three: angst overload. too much edginess, look at him. wow he even has hair in front of his eyes. so rebellious (4/10)
YOU FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE fOoooL!
^^^ THIS is true Zuko book three hair. It has just the right amount of floofyness to dance in the breeze and it’s BEAUTIFUL 11/10 don’t come at me with your Beach episode Zuko.
Book three redemption Zuko hair is best hair.
i love how in atla fandom ten years after the show was completed still one of the biggest discourse is about the most superior Zuko’s hairstyle
F O O L S
do u ever realise that you’re gonna be an adult for the rest of your life
There are so many other words in the english language and you just had to go and say these
