life grows everywhere

this used to be a magic the gathering blog but now it's just my house (he/she/any)

[penny-anna]

Now you see, I’ve watched enough cartoons to know that this square of the carpet is on a separate animation cell from the background & therefore something funky will happen if I step on it. You won’t catch me making a rookie mistake like that no sir!

[lisaonatree]

Did you step on it?

[penny-anna]

I forgot it was there & stepped on it, plummeting through the concealed trapdoor into the cellars. Please send help.

[lisaonatree]

Help it’s on its way!

By the way, are the bricks all the same colour?

[penny-anna]

I can’t see anything! It’s pitch black down here. All that’s visible is my eyes.

[damndinarzade]

Just make sure there isn’t a second, more dangerous pair of eyes somewhere around yours

[secondmoredangerouseyes]

Hey

[enlightenedtutor]

[txttletale]

like dont get me wrong i love pauper i think pauper is awesome. but i think one of the reasons commander is such a big hook for new palyers is the commanders themselves. as someone with no or little pre-existing magic knowledge it is very easy to look at something like kaalia, or gishath, or niv mizzet, and say "oh, that looks cool and exciting, i want to play with that!" and it is a lot harder until you are really deeply invested in magic's rules and systems to see the excitement in a deck based around lembas and glint hawk

[txttletale]

there's a lot of things that work against commander as an introductory format: complicated board states, extremely deep card pool, normalized color pie breaks. but you just cannot underestimate the "stickiness" and raw appeal the game for new players gains simply from Having A Guy who's Your Guy

[sharkgirldick]

I bet it feels good as fuck to transform into a grotesque beast and roar really loud.

[aspenwhen]

[lilyblisslys]

I bet it feels soooooo good to be a construction worker on a completely closed off chunk of road

[lilyblisslys]

This makes me literally so happy

[antigoneprogone]

[scoffs] You couldn't PAY me to jack off to Brian Griffin! [remembers the state of the economy] Well, you could, but it would have to be a four figure amount. [remembers to be honest to myself] Three figures. [remembers not to devalue my own labor] Four figures.

[phantomsofyourformerself]

girl who finally is going back to reading by finishing one book: now i'm going to read all the books in the world.

[amygdalae]

kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

[destinationtoast]

dying at this sequence from @pinkydragon01 :

[halfbloodfanboy]

[i-am-a-fish]

new game called hi

it's really easy to play

I'll go first!

hi :)

[abandonedcloudyy]

Floccinaucinihinipilification

[abandonedcloudyy]

Sorry I panicked

[i-am-a-fish]

it's ok!!! theres no right or wrong way to play hi, and I'm having fun playing hi with you!!

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[nightwashh]

he has a name :(

[notgreengardens]

My cousin Throckmorton died?????

[miracollective]

[starshipgenius]

They Throw These at me Because I am so Beautiful and a Star.

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[kushblazer666]

[spellcasterscommander]

Cats of Chaos (June 15)

Order is fragile, dignity is temporary, and anything left unattended becomes a toy, a target, or a lesson. Samuel Perin turns the familiar chaos of feline problem-solving into something glorious.

Contents:

1x Fell the Mighty

1x Aggravated Assault

1x Chaos Warp

1x Utopia Sprawl

1x Aura Shards

Price:

Non-foil: $29.99 USD

Foil: $39.99 USD

#mtg #magicthegathering

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

[transmortifried]

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post