gaius scribonius curio

distinguished orator and friend of the roman people. icon by patbroklos

[curiosuggestions]

spend a year in office defiling gods and men

[clodiussuggestion]

YOUR TRIBUNE IS TAKING SUGGESTIONS

I WANT TO HEAR FROM MY CONSTITUENTS, ROME’S PEOPLE-

[curiosuggestions]

i would like to humbly suggest:

-revive more collegia so the people can have a voice in their government 

-more orations about how cicero sucks

[catilinasuggestions]

it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the optimates are at it again

[terriamon]

im tax evading but go off

[curiosuggestions]

oh worm?

[curiosuggestions]

be driven out of the curia with insults by lentulus

[antonysuggestions]

Get banned from your boyfriend’s house. Ignore said ban.

[norsesuggestions]

Oh no! Why did you get banned? Sounds very tragic being banned from bf house

[antonysuggestions]

I’m a “"bad influence”“ and ”“dishonorable company”“ so his father says

[curiosuggestions]

well @cicerosuggestion says that I’M the bad influence so what is the truth 🤔

[antonysuggestions]

Were both bad?

[curiosuggestions]

ofc that’s why we’re perfect for each other

[curiosuggestions]

marry your friend’s wife after he dies

[clodiussuggestion]

Gaius…. thank you….

[curiosuggestions]

anything for u publius

[antonysuggestions]

Sneak into Curio’s window so many times cicero calls him your husband (he is)

[curiosuggestions]

we are the best husbands reblog if u agree

[caesar-suggestions]

Change Roman politics from parties with opposing agendas to “I like Caesar” vs. “I hate Caesar and his stupid face”

[curiosuggestions]

i love you caesar

[antonysuggestions]

Get banned from your boyfriend’s house. Ignore said ban.

[norsesuggestions]

Oh no! Why did you get banned? Sounds very tragic being banned from bf house

[antonysuggestions]

I’m a “"bad influence”“ and ”“dishonorable company”“ so his father says

[curiosuggestions]

well @cicerosuggestion says that I’M the bad influence so what is the truth 🤔

[antonysuggestions]

Get banned from your boyfriend’s house. Ignore said ban.

[curiosuggestions]

our love is even stronger now that it is forbidden

[curiosuggestions]

marry your friend’s wife after he dies

[curiosuggestions]

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived

[clodiussuggestion]

GAIUS CURIO MY FRIEND AND ALLY WILL YOU PLEASE help me come up with a strategy to avoid being convicted of sacrilege for the Bona dea scandal

[antonysuggestions]

CURIO MAN I’M GLAD TO SEE YOU. LET’S GET SMASHED

[curiosuggestions]

okay AFTER we acquit clodius of sacrilege let’s have a giant party

[curiosuggestions]

be garlanded with flowers like a victorious wrestler in honor of your great political strategy

[antonysuggestions]

They really bring out your eyes

[curiosuggestions]

thanks babe ;)

[curiosuggestions]

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived

[clodiussuggestion]

GAIUS CURIO MY FRIEND AND ALLY WILL YOU PLEASE help me come up with a strategy to avoid being convicted of sacrilege for the Bona dea scandal

[curiosuggestions]

i think that you should not let the senate pick the jury because they obviously will only pick people who hate you.

[clodiussuggestion]

Gaius you are SO right. And ISNT it true that letting the senate pick the jury for my trial is an overreach of senatorial power on par with Cicero’s murder of Roman citizens without trial??????

[curiosuggestions]

i mean obviously it is

[curiosuggestions]

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived

[clodiussuggestion]

GAIUS CURIO MY FRIEND AND ALLY WILL YOU PLEASE help me come up with a strategy to avoid being convicted of sacrilege for the Bona dea scandal

[curiosuggestions]

i think that you should not let the senate pick the jury because they obviously will only pick people who hate you.

[curiosuggestions]

@antonysuggestions @clodiussuggestion the third member of the disaster populares squad has arrived