too happy to care

Ben, 21, I'm a butt that likes youtube, music, xbox and you.

[crimsonclad]

I saw a bumper sticker and thought “is that seductive Daffy Duck” and then when I looked closer I realized it was actually a fishing bumper sticker but also. also it is still very much seductive Daffy Duck???? somehow????????

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[punkrock-bottom]

I'm Miss Sugar Pink, liquor, liquor lips

I'm gonna be your

[youlovetoseeit]

run run fast as you can

[cephalophor]

The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

[nakedinasnowsuit]

God: where’s Abel?

Cain: fuck if I know??? I’m not in charge of him

[thewitchway]

It is TRAGIC that you can’t read this in the original Hebrew.

God:  Where’s the Sheepkeeper?

Cain: Do I LOOK like a Brotherkeeper? 

[careful-crow]

God: hey where’s Abel???

Cain:

[sraepsyentirb1]

bye

[thebohemiancircus-deactivated20]

[straw-bender]

CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

[surprisebitch]

OH MY GOD?!

[naadaa11]

[ancientproverb]

beauty comes in all shapes and sizes

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jncos]

when you forget your backpack

[panemposts]

[devincastro]

[tguzz]

I will always reblog this

[zachlironis-blog]

Always and forever

[tiktoks-we-like]

[impaled]

[loads-of-toads]

[shellstropss]

An absolute fucking QUEEN!!!

[pinkvelvetfemme]

[proto-homo]

[curiouslycinnamonk]

I never post pictures of myself but I was proper feeling myself before my graduation

[dankmemeuniversity]