what bums around

Jarvis. 27. London. Town Planner in training. he/him. insta/bluesky: @jarvitect

[tranthony]

grout white shark

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[demilypyro]

You fool, assuming I'm a dog girl just because I'm trans. I'm a cat girl, the classic, the original. If you tell me what to do I'm gonna lay down and stare at you. If you tell me I'm a good girl my claws are going in your face

[demilypyro]

You may leave it near me and I'll deign to investigate when it pleases me.

[demilypyro]

This is allowed. Perhaps I'll let you brush me later.

[demilypyro]

Shit hang on I gotta look into this

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[yanguang]

wet ass pigeons

[0v9]

thank you for your addition joe

[dogpuppy]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[2colde]

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

[sandmandaddy69]

[woodrider]

may cause eye strain

[inwardhardar]

[killer8]

???

[spinecutter-archive]

my writing gland is purple and swollen

[spinecutter-archive]

my friendship gland is black and shriveled

[afieldinengland]

[wosp-reactivated]

Can you lay a single fucking truth egg for once in your goddamn life? Or is it always just lie eggs with you??

[dogpuppy]