what bums around

Jarvis. 27. London. Town Planner in training. he/him. insta/bluesky: @jarvitect

[slur-sayer]

[dogpuppy]

[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[dogpuppy]

[beetlemage]

Hillary Clinton has obtained the last Damn Daniel egg

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[eridan-ampora]

my tea bag broke

[schmenty]

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

[eridan-ampora]

what the fuck ARE you talking about

[viejospellejos]

[slyandthefamilybook]

[dankxsinatra]

[roxylalonde]

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[3000s]

YUP

[the-frog-blog]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[playthings2007]

(Rolling over in bed and tucking my google doc's hair behind its ear) what did we get up to last night...

[madisoneliseeeeee]

Hey you wanna come over and dip bread into olive oil and balsamic vinegar and such?

[sufjansjoy]

there actually is nothing better on this earth than a really big tree. except for maybe making two men making out with tongue. but it’s pritty close ..

[jarvitect]

summerrrrrrrrr