The Curvy Chronicles

A journey through the life and thoughts of a curious, quirky guy. Enjoy the ride, remember to wave your hands in the air and scream as loud as you can.

[rodrickheffeley]

comedians: it's so difficult to be funny nowadays without sjws getting offended

robert pattinson, without an inch of effort:

[iztac-coatl-deactivated20190408]

[pinsir]

I’m still on tumblr because I want to see if we’ll ever drop the bar lower than thinking we could have infinite chocolate, if you ate it in a certain way

[meanplastic]

[thefatfuck-irl]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[ayellowbirds]

siamangs are so freaking weird. Somehow evolution produced a frog-ape.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Me, before I played the video: Okay they can’t be THAT weird can they?

Me, watching the video: what the fUCK

[bakerst-sherlolly]

@luminescentglow

[the-august-one]

@akulorkhan

[dennybitte]

rain and haze

Olden / Norway

by Denny Bitte

[tiktokarchive]

Guest: Hey can I use your bathroom?

Host: Oh, yeah! It's right over there.

Guest: Sick!

[roaringstream]

This caption doesnt do the video justice

[theocseason4]

why is this so overwhelming

[gregollyj]

This triggered something, but I don’t know what

[that-twink-over-there]

This was a religious experience

[tiktoks-we-like]

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

[fuckblast]

I don't love tiktok but it's vital non Americans watch

[asteroidarsonist]

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

[thebootydiaries]

um u “like classical music” but don’t even listen to John Merbecke (c. 1510 – c. 1585), producer of the first musical setting for the English liturgy, who later published The Booke of Common Praier Noted 1549? ok 😂😂👌

[streetlight-streetrat-deactivat]

someone finally said it 😤 😩 🙌

[theperksofbeingadhd-deactivated]

Saying that is saying something akin to “You’re not a real fan unless you can tell me the Coach’s Father’s Grandfather’s middle name and where he was born. Oh, don’t forget the birth date as well. And his Zodiac sign.” If I like classical music, that’s for me to decide. That is for me to proclaim. I’ll be honest, I’ve never even heard of Merbecke. Not ever. I like several Classical composers though. So, that does not make me any less of a fan. Get over your selves.

[thebootydiaries]

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[catchymemes]

Hot and Cold Tap water as seen through a thermal camera.

[indigobuntings]

I can't believe home depot literally produced a wildly successful science fiction musical and we all just pretend it didn't happen. on one hand yes it had a boring white guy main character but like.... home depot just... Made it? And it had shit ton of box office sales? and no one even talks about this. this is like avatar (2009) all over again

[indigobuntings]

OK so. After a lot of frantic googling I realized this was all a dream. home depot did not in fact produce a wildly successful science fiction musical. I was on allergy meds and took a nap and my brain simply prophesized this. slightly disappointed because I wanted to watch it.

[coinfarts]

I’m fine with my gas

[chris-evans]

[anachronic-cobra]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It’s weird to think that nighttime is the natural state of the universe and daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

[christchex]

Don’t fuck me up like this

[cargifs]

[veeranger]

world heratige post