A Subtle Kiss That No-One Sees

Fran. Student. V v gay, as reflected by my taste in tv shows. Also big fan of Haim and The Killers.Sidebar gif by http://ineedirectiontoperfection.tumblr.com. Happy scrolling! :) xxx

[quoms]

The thing about Those White People Baby Names is the way they so poetically express the tension between individuality and rigid conformity. These parents all want to name their child something unique, because they value the concept of uniqueness, yet simultaneously they abhor it in practice… ergo, 30 different spelling variations on the most normative possible names. This homogeneity-masquerading-as-diversity is inseparable from capitalist consumer culture and in fact is directly analogous to the experience of walking into a grocery store and being asked to “choose” between 50 varieties of toothpaste with the same exact ingredients, 12 brands of laundry detergent, etc.

[itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt]

Somebody’s third eye is WIDE the fuck open??!!!!!!!

[left-reminders]

[creaturey]

“wow all these lesbians are so cute and nice and i can’t stop thinking about them! 🤔 …i guess i just think they’re neat!”

[therealfelixrichter]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[downwithneocolonialism]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

putting big puncture holes (about the size of a penny) in the sidewall (as opposed to the tread) also makes most tires irreparable

valve stems can be replaced but sidewall holes can’t :) the more you know :)

[thatdiabolicalfeminist]

Just a reminder that this is a crime and I'd never advocate for crime on this blog. :) Stay safe out there and don't get caught doing crimes!

[boykeats]

[I know it took me a long time just to determine that I was in fact TS [transsexual] because my experiences/background/feelings were not textbook. Not all of us were rough-and-tumble tomboys who bitterly resented female pubescence & were turned off by boys. Not all normally born men are that way & I see no reason to deny a F-M TS his true identity as a man because he does not fit the mold. Its now OK to be quiet, sensitive, warm & non-hetero and still ‘be a man.’]

From a letter from Lou Sullivan, gay trans male activist, to Rupert Raj, pan trans male activist, March 17, 1982    (source)

[hafael-archive]

[eggogorgon]

El + copying what Max says

[accidentallyadoptedazoo]

Not Everything That Crinkles Is a Snack For You - A novel by me, about my pets

[nyxandshion]

Sometimes I Open the Fridge For Me - the thrilling sequel

[natey-night]

[submalevolentgrace]

dear Americans very concerned and angry about the concentration camps your government is running:

you should be angry, you should be furious, you should do everything and anything you can to shut them down.

but here in Australia, we've had concentration camps for refugees for nearly 25 years. we've protested and petitioned and yelled, but the government was 'clever' and put them offshore, away from the mainland where we can't reach them, can't storm them. then they banned journalists from going. then they banned doctors.

the only time mainstream news tends to report on the "offshore detention centres" is when yet another group of children try to commit suicide.

yes, the Australian government has concentration camps for people fleeing warzones, and the people in those camps are tortured so bad that the children try to kill themselves.

Americans, I hope you manage to close your governments camps, by law or by force. maybe when you're done, you can turn your attention to us? we could use some loud international outrage from a western ally, the government might care. the public has spent 20 years trying and failing.

non-Australians, please spread this information. I don't think many people know internationally, except the island nations we pay to host our camps and keep quiet.

[learningtoacceptchange]

I was today years old when I learned this. Wtf.

[ina-gartens-weave]

i am absolutely BEGGING yall to watch this scene where catherine ohara laughs without moving her mouth grghsdzuvjsc

[camelot1967]

okay so the plan is

-opening night of cats, sneak in by buying tix to a different movie (avoid contributing money to the death of art)

-pop an edible

-meet god

[godlessondheimite]

this is really, really bad advice. a lot of people here are young and might not have done edibles before: you need to take the edible 1-2 hours before you actually see the movie so that it hits with the opening chords and your trip progresses with the movie

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

all of you are positing really terrible ideas on a website full of minors. you shouldn’t “pop an edible” for cats (2019). find acid.

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[seriousjones]

i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise

[femonologue]

Where do I download the app to help this tortoise

[seriousjones]

the app is called, … going outside. thank you

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

[1dietcokeinacan]

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

[o6eiyrskb4hg7rix8hih-deactivate]

hey everyone i just want to say that the grey texts in the screencap are from my girlfriend and she is like, a legit astrophysicist, and i wasnt getting like mansplained to or anything! i just like to tease her by saying off the wall stupid stuff, we both think its really funny

this screencap below that got a lot of notes is also from a conversation with me and her

[hypokeimena]

can you imagine being 26 years old and in marketing and you want to settle down with a rich stupid man who’s crazy about you and you FIND a divorcee who hasn’t talked to his ex in over a decade and has a very forgiving custody arrangement that would easily enable boarding school and is willing to MARRY you after a SIX TO EIGHT WEEK SUMMER ROMANCE with NO PRENUP and then his brat kid comes back from summer camp and it turns out his ESTRANGED OTHER TWIN DAUGHTER came back from camp and they hijack your entire life and put a lizard on you and then your hot old man ditches you for his hot mess of an ex WHO DESIGNED… THE CUSTOM WEDDING DRESS YOU HAD ALREADY PAID FOR. truly. a roller coaster summer…. all that scheming WASTED

[morbidmanatee]

Either this is the plot to a movie I haven’t seen or Tumblr user spikenards has some very specific fears

[lumpypulloversallround]

[weirddyke]

pleeeeease make some noise if you remember how the songs from glee used to get put on itunes like a couple of weeks before the episodes actually premiered and everyone would go batshit trying to figure out how they fit into the storyline as if there was any sort of coherent narrative in glee’s musical choices and in glee at all