fucking shit nerd

Parker || ♈ || 18 || NC they/them @hxcparker Curiosity didn't kill the Cat, it was framed. {TFB, AJJ, MOBO, FYS, TSSF, TWY, BRAND NEW, REAL FRIENDS, LA DISPUTE, NECK DEEP}

[freelittle-soul]

[becausebirds]

Albus the Cockatiel sings The Addams Family. (via @pumpkin-albus7​)

[auressea]

All the YES!

[bitch-dont-krill-my-vibe]

Photo from Pacific Whale Research

[magpieandwhale]

#THIS IS WHY I DON’T FUCK WITH THE OCEAN (via @ferrific)

[youmadehercry-deactivated201910]

[curlia]

pokemon go expectation: dude this is going to be so awesome its like pokemon in real life i wonder if you can find pokemon in your own house or if you have to like go to the arctic to catch an ice type

pokemon go reality: i have been walking around my neighborhood for the past 40+ minutes trying to find this goddamn clefairy. its so hot outside. i am about to die of heat stroke and the clefairy is still nowhere in sight

[tangerineefizz]

[hot-dudes-and-tattoos]

[newenglandhardcore]

Is he tattooing himself

[queenwhiskey]

[momandpopmusic-blog]

[lecirquebrutale]

The Audience

[fuks]

this is the best video ive ever seen 

[shadio]

who the fuck allowed this

[stickymangoes-deactivated201606]

I am Sc Re Aming

[flaccidrap-deactivated20180816]

I’m both disgusted and impressed.

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

I fell out my chair at the ending

[mainmanblackdynamite-deactivate]

It sounds like they’re summoning a demon

[onlyblackgirl]

I choreographed this. 

[problematicgay]

[thugilly]

This is legendary 

[glowwormcentral-deactivated2021]

jokes that will never be funny

holocaust jokes

fat jokes

racist jokes

rape jokes

transphobic jokes

homophobic jokes

sexist jokes

jokes that will always be funny

“that’s a weird looking dog”

mmm whatcha say

the audition meme

doge 

trolling beetles fans

dad jokes 

[riothrrrley]

ending long sentences with by fall out boy

[duckertron3000]

Using the lyric “baby seasons change but people don’t”

[internmarce]

Also:

Severely overestimating a number of easily-countable objects

Severely underestimating a number of nigh-uncountable objects

Rickrolls

[honeybee-happy]

And

• Finding a picture of a weird face and slowly zooming in to dramatic music.

[wearamaskcoward]

Pretending people wearing camouflage are invisible

[corned-beef-hash-deactivated201]

incorrect units of measurement (i.e. I have like 40 gallons of homework)

[shrbrts-deactivated20170709]

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

[pochowek]

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

[pochowek]

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

[shelgon]

5 days into Pokémon GO

[hashtagparksandrec]

[lethbian]

me: I should go to therapy probably (later at therapy) therapist: so how are you? me: fine! I’m great actually I don’t know why I’m here I’m so great

[futchcassidy]

i fucking love this gif of r2d2 shredding it on the electric guitar

it means the world to me

[bpdpoc]

I’m a social vampire u gotta invite me into ur conversation or I cannot enter