[zooiboo]

🐌☕️ ☕️🐛

they’re on a coffee date

[raccooninthedaytime]

📝🐝

May i take your order?

[utopians]

Can’t stop thinking abt what happens to salmon when they get horny

[raymondcest]

aight ill bite what happens when they get horny

[utopians]

They literally transform into a new, unbelievably fucked up creature

[bongwater-jpeg]

[thesevenumbrellas]

Finally some REAL NEWS

He has two German shepherds Champ and Major

[scoutfinches]

I really don't know why someone photoshopped this dog to be so fucking big, but I believe this is the original photo:

[dogplanet]

I think this is actually the original photo, sorry for any confusion

[scaredenglishmajor]

If anyone deserves a raise it’s the employee from four seasons total landscaping who answered the phone and went “yup, we can set up a podium and everything” and just acted like nothing was out of the ordinary.

[nerdymouse]

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[gail-shark]

You ever hear Dad introduce us to people?

[thotkumi]

[akebie]

[erthemesong-deactivated20190126]

me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !!

me thirty minutes later:

[zabadi]

literally all tv shows should be limited series. figure out what ur doing and where ur going and pitch that i dont ever want to see a 5+ season show ever again

[thesunneinsplendour96-deactivat]

The only exception is Supernatural. I could easily watch another 14 seasons of it.

[zabadi]

you’re sick

[teathattast]

[joonie-beanie]

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[miratti-deactivated20201206]

[drouxerr]

[faslaidir]

Why must we respond to two classmates? Why? Is it not enough that I typed 250 words of my own own bland fucking bullshit without having to say some more bland fumkin bullshumk to a classmate’s equally blund fuhnki bumshulk? “Hi Diane, Love that you and your faceless icon turned up today. I also agree that plagues in history were awful. That’s a really good point Diane thank you.” I’m gonna throw my laptop jesus crisp

[ovur]

Uhh guys? Can we normalize having long legs and a tight pussy maybe,,,,,??

[ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva]

NO! my legs are short and my pussy is a cave known for its natural acoustics

[ovur]

I apologize for my lack of inclusvitiy... I'll off myself now

[mistertoilette]

I wanna normalize having tight legs and a long pussy. Not for me, just for fun

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

lmao i just remembered when harry double tapped that picture of some half nekkid dude thinking it was a video and ending up liking it

[getfawked120-deactivated2023053]

fail

[babyhoney-hs]

FUCKIGNJSKCK

[mandy-lane]

I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It’s about this girl who’s, like, half-sushi. I guess she has sex through her blowhole or something.