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deeper | invisible paths

20/09/26-79

DAAaHRLINg,

I’m on the

HIGGHwAAAAy

route 8

…inbridgeport

fairycosmos

they love to make documentaries about murderers. what about old ladies who grow vegetables gardens. what are their secrets. how do their minds tick

catsi

beating breath of the wild in under 40 minutes is an incredible feat and also fucking excellent in the context of the game. ganon spends 100 fucking years preparing this onslaught, building energy, getting ready to tear the world apart, and one elf twink wakes up butt-ass naked in a cave and legs it to the castle and kicks ganon’s ass apart in under an hour with a sword he found along the way

ultracrashunderride

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

elegyofikana-deactivated2018102

Link?

chaxtic-love

yeah it was link

kirboob

link, after waking up not knowing anything but anger:

max-out-of-ten

The current record is 27.5 minutes. Knowing that speedrunners skip the Great Plateau tower, this means that they don’t get the cutscene where Ganon and his Guardians awake until they reach Hyrule Castle. Ganon doesn’t even know Link is awake until Link is at his doorstep, which is about 16:50 into the run.

Less than three minutes later, Link kills the first of Ganon’s Blights with a single arrow and swiftly takes down the next three. Within five minutes of Ganon being face to face with his arch nemesis, he is killed.

Ganon had a total of 10 minutes and 40 seconds to stop Link.

Just screeching obscenities as he sprints barefoot across a field of killer robots

Ganon fucking wishes. Link comes flying in on a paraglider at like 80 mph just because he jumped off a bokoblin’s head. I can only imagine Link screaming “FUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU” all the way (about 50 seconds in the run but 30 seconds without lag)

algrenion

link: [wakes up] when i see Ganon it’s fucking on sight

voidwerks

flurry-of-beaus-pop-pop

WLW Relationship Master List:

I am literally always struggling to find WLW content, so I decided to put together a list of every WLW Relationship I could find! There is a lot on here, and has been organized into Television, Movies, and Webseries. If there is anything that isn’t on this list, please shoot me a message and I’ll make sure to add it! I’ll also make sure to update it if I find anything else that isn’t on the list! These are in no particular order and if spelling is incorrect, I apologize. I did my best to find correct spellings of shows/characters in different languages

UPDATE: I also added the link to this in my bio so you don’t have to scroll through my whole blog to find it.

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Television:

Em Familia - Clara and Marina

Emmerdale - Vanessa and Charity

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Erica

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Arizona

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Carina

Grey’s Anatomy - Callie and Penny

Grey’s Anatomy - Arizona and Leah

Grey’s Anatomy/Station 19 - Carina and Maya

Hockey Girls - Lorena and Flor

Las Estrellas - Flor and Jazmin

Perdona Nuestros Pecados - Barbara and Mercedes

Amar En Tiempos Revueltos/#Luimelia - Luisita and Amelia

Amar A Muerta - Juliana and Valentina

Jane The Virgin - J.R. and Petra

Jane The Virgin - Luisa and Rose

Rote Rosen - Isabelle and Eliane

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Rocio

Servir y Proteger - Nacha and Teresea

Young and the Restless - Mariah and Tessa

The L Word - Bette and Tina

The L Word - Alice and Dana

The L Word - Shane and Carmen

The L Word: Generation Q -Bette and Tina

The L Word: Generation Q -Natalie and Alice (and sometimes Gigi)

The L Word: Generation Q -Sophia and Dani

Atypical - Casey and Izzie

Orphan Black - Cosima and Delphine

Gentleman Jack - Anne and Ann

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Estefania

Vis a Vis - Macarana and Zulema

Killing Eve - Eve and Villanelle

Dickinson - Emily and Sue

SKAM France - Lola and Maya

SKAM Spain - Cris and Joana

Legends of Tomorrow - Sara and Ava

Home And Away - Alex and Willow

Shortland Street - Nicole and Maeve

100 Dias Para Enamorarse - Juan and Emma

Four More Shots Please! - Umang and Samara

Lip Service - Frankie and Cat

Sense8 - Nomi and Amanita

Gentrified - Ana and Yessika

Gypsy - Diane (Jean) and Sydney

One Day At A Time - Elena and Syd (Syd is non-binary, but keeping them on the list anyway because they’re adorable!)

Trinkets - Elodie and Sabine

Faking It - Amy and Karma

South of Nowhere - Spencer and Ashley

Dead To Me - Judy and Michelle

Sjukt Oklar - Ellen and Vera

The Bold Type - Kat and Adena

Motherland: Fort Salem - Raelle and Scylla

Operacion Pacifico - Paula and Valeria

Desenfrenadas - Marcela and Vera

Utopia Falls - Brooklyn and Sage

Nurses - Ashley and Caro

Demain Nous Appartient - Sara and Roxane

Demain Nous Appartient - Sandrine and Morgane

Acacias 38 - Camino and Maite

El Embarcadero - Alejandra and Veronica

Orange is the New Black - Alex and Piper

Lucifer - Maze and Eve

The Originals - Freya and Keelin

Mi Familia Perfecta - Megan and Genesis

Saving Hope - Sydney and Maggie

Rookie Blue - Gail and Holly

San Junipero (Black Mirror) - Kelly and Yorki

You Me Her - Emma and Izzy

Wentworth - Be a and Allie

Wentworth - Frankie and Bridgett

Lost Girl - Bo and Lauren

The Fosters - Stef and Lena

Exes and Ohs - Jennifer and Sam

Runaways - Karolina and Nico

Black Lightning - Anissa and Grace

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Allison

Pretty Little Liars - Emily and Paige

Once Upon A Time - Ruby and Dorthy

Once Upon A Time - Tilly and Robin

Riverdale - Cheryl and Toni

Wyonna Earp - Waverly and Nicole

Feel Good - Mae and George

One Mississippi - Tig and Kate

She’s Gotta Have It - Nola and Opal

Control Z - Alex and Gabriela

Tommy - Tommy and Kiley

Twenties

Boardwalk Empire - Angela and Mary

Hart of Dixie - Crickett and Jaysene

Deadwood - Joanie and Jane

Heroes - Claire and Gretchen

Army Wives - Nicole and Charlie

Skins - Emily and Naomi

The Good Wife - Kalinda and Lana

Bomb Girls - Betty and Kate

Bomb Girls - Betty and Teresea

Black Sails - Max and Eleanor

Black Sails - Max and Anne

Janet King - Janet and Ashleigh

Stitchers - Amanda and Camille

The Bastards of Pizzofalcone - Alex and Rosario

For The People - Kate and Anya

Legacies - Josie and Penelope

Vida - Emma and Cruz

Batwoman - Kate and Sophie

Alles Was Zahlt - Ina and Chiara

Schloss Einstein - Cacilia and Leni

Glee - Brittany and Santana

The 100 - Lexa and Clarke

Girl/Girl Scene

Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Willow and Tara

Sugar Rush - Kim and Saint

Umbrella Academy - Vanya and Sissy

9-1-1 - Henrietta and Karen

Supergirl - Alex and Maggie

Supergirl - Alex and Kelly

Everything Is Going To Be Okay - Matilda and Drea

EastEnders - Iqra and Ash

The Order - Nicole and Lillith

Person of Interest - Sameen and Root

Doctor Who - Vastra and Jenny

Legend of Korra - Korra and Asami

Tipping The Velvet

Fingersmith

Degrassi: The New Class - Zoe and Rasha

Hannibal - Dr. Alanna Bloom and Margot Verger

Vernon Subutex - La Hyene and Anais

Dates - Erica and Kate

Sex Education - Ola and Lily

Sos Mi Hombre - Brenda and Marisa

Teenage Bounty Hunters - April and Sterling

Coronation Street - Kate and Rana

Coronation Street - Sophie and Sian

Charmed - Mel and Ruby

Charmed - Mel and Niko

Merry Happy Whatever - Kayla and Kirsten

Agua de mar - Gabi and Ariana

In The Dark - Jess and Vanessa

In The Dark - Jess and Sterling

Euphoria - Rue and Jules

Almost Family - Amanda and Edie

Haunting of Bly Manor - Dani and Jamie

Little Voice - Prisha and Ananya

Cable Girls - Carlota and Sara

The Wilds - Shelby and Toni

Druck - Kieu My and Fatou

Everything Sucks - Emaline and Kate

Critical Role - Beauregard Lionett and Yasha Nydoorin

Los Vecinos en Guerra -Valeria and Augustina

Haunting of Hill House - Theo and Trish

Guiding Light - Olivia and Natalia

Los Hombres de Paco - Pepa and Silva

La Casa de Las Flores - Paulina and Maria Jose

Madre Solo Hay Dos - Ana and Mariana

Ginny and Georgia - Max and Sophie

Nancy Drew - Bess and Lisbeth

New Amsterdam - Lauren Bloom and Leyla Shinwari

Mythic Quest - Rachel and Dana

Feel Good - Mae and George

Genera+ion - Greta and Riley

Elite - Rebeka and Mencia

Hacks - Ava and Ruby

Mare of Easttown - Siobhan and Anne

Fear Street - Sam and Deena

This Way Up - Shona and Charlotte

Republic of Sarah - AJ and Alex

The A List - Alex and Petal

Eden - Scout and Hedwig

Never Have I Ever - Fabiola and Eve

Movies

Saving Face

Girl King

The Half Of It

Loving Annabelle

Bloomington

Show Me Love

Room in Rome

The Handmaiden

Aimee and Jaguar

Heartland

Happy End

More Beautiful For Having Been Broken

All About E

Liz in September

A Perfect Ending

Below Her Mouth

Blue is the Warmest Color

Concussion

Let It Snow

Lez Bomb

The Feels

Alto

Booksmart

Elena Undone

GirlTrash: All Night Long

I Can’t Think Straight

Kiss Me

The Miseducation of Cameron Post

Rent

Snapshots

The World Unseen

Tell It To The Bees

Imagine Me and You

Portrait of a Lady on Fire

Vita and Virginia

My Days of Mercy

Disobedience

Heart Beats Loud

A Million Happy Nows

Princess Cyd

Signature Move

Almost Adults

Carol

Stuff

Anatomy of a Love Scene

But I’m A Cheerleader

La Luciernaga

Idle Thoughts

Thelma

Lost and Delirious

Rafiki

Camp Belvidere

City of Trees

Nina’s Heavenly Delights

Desert Hearts

Reaching for the Moon

Summerland

La Belle Saison

Colette

Becks

Better Than Chocolate

Gia

The Guest House

Duck Butter

Desperadas

Show Me Love/Fucking Amal

Elisa y Marcela

Seasons of Love (2019)

Liberty’s Secret

Kissing Jessica Stein

Professor Marston and the Wonder Woman

Itty Bitty Titty Committee

DEBS

The Favorite

AWOL

Freelancers Anonymous

Bombshell

Boys on the Side

Yes or No

Yes or No 2

Yes or No 2.5

The Incredible Story of Two Girls in Love

The Chinese Botanist’s Daughter

Atomic Blonde

Frida

It’s In The Water

Wild Nights with Emily

Ana e Vitoria

Four Faced Liar

All About Them

Secret Diaries of Miss Anne Lister

And Then Came Lola

Jamie and Jessie Are Not Together

Seeking Dolly Parton

Summerland

Good Kisser

Route of Acceptance

Bittersweet Symphony

Take Me For A Ride

Reaching For The Moon

The Ring Thing

The Truth About Jane

If These Walls Could Talk 2

Room in Rome

Anchor and Hope

Mercy’s Girl

Bonnie and Bonnie

Freeheld

Happiest Season

A Date For Mad Mary

Bound

Ammonite

The Prom

My Summer Of Love

High Art

The Affair

Shiva Baby

In The Heights

Webseries:

Girls Like Magic

The Fortnight

BIFL

Carmilla

All For One

The Stripper

A Melhor Amiga de Novia

Anne+

Just Another Love Story

Kontrolla

Gay Victorian Affair

LA Web Series

Twenty

Starting From Now

Barbelle

Haunted or Hoax

Addicted to Straight Girls Anonymous

This is Taylor

1 in 10,000

Pot Luck

Queer Ghost Hunters

Gal Pals

Kelsey

Same Same

Her Story

The Solve it Squad

Flunk

March Family Letters

Call Me Katie/Nothing Like The Sun

It’s Complicated

Esconderijo

Septa

Venice the Series - Gina and Ani

cornwolf-sketch

“Lie close,” Laura said, Pricking up her golden head: “We must not look at goblin men, We must not buy their fruits: Who knows upon what soil they fed Their hungry thirsty roots?”

A wolf goes for a walk in the woods and meets a dog for the first time

lizardywizard

I am totally here for “dogs as wolf body horror”.

cuuno-moved

Got any life advice?

yep

cheat in solitaire.

listen to the world.

make up your own gods and pray to them.

think about chuck e cheese.

stare at a wall.

cuuno-moved

don't take yourself too seriously. if you're playing solitaire, a game against yourself, there's no harm in making it easier for yourself.

i got my hearing aides today, and it astounds me what people don't talk about. they talk about the sound of the rain, or a creaky door, but not the sound of pouring milk in a glass, or the sound of a hedgehog eating, or the sound of carbonation.

genuinely just. make up your own explanation for the universe. i make up gods on the daily to explain the little things, and when im hurt or need help, i toss a prayer out into the universe. they're not real, i know that, but they're a good scapegoat for my problems.

it doesn't have to be chuck e cheese, just somewhere that brought you joy as a kid. somewhere you felt unbridled joy. someplace childhood felt potent, where you let yourself be a kid.

sometimes you just gotta let yourself go braindead. staring at a wall helps.

tiktoksthataregood-ish

cedarspiced

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clockwork-hobbit

It's a fantastic point, but John Boyega's net worth also puts him at $6 million. When he says eat the rich, he isn't safe either...

neon-classical

There’s a pretty big fucking difference between six million and one trillion lmao

Not to mention the way the money was made

An actor being paid for a role / doing some advertising is a world away form a man setting up a cooperate money machine that horrendously exploits workers

dr-dendritic-trees

This is something I hate SO MUCH about how tumblr talks about money.

Like, I get that famous actors have large amounts of money, some of them are even probably overpaid (I have complicated thoughts about how actors are paid because of the nature of acting as a career), but they are exchanging labor for money, and their salaries are an expense involved in making a movie.

But like... an actor is paid for a job. They’re a worker like the rest of us. Bezos isn’t paid for a job, he’s paid for being the person who owns Amazon and despite being obscenely wealthy, he does all sorts of shitty things and to underpay and exploit his workers, and avoid paying taxes, so that more of the money Amazon generates will be profit (worker’s salaries are not profit, they’re a business expense).

These two mechanisms of acquiring money are fundamentally very different.

The reason why billionaires are evil aren’t because having money is bad, its because to get a billion dollars you have to cheat. You have to take it from someone else. If Bezos paid all his workers and suppliers fairly and treated them well, and paid his fair amount of taxes, and etc, then it literally wouldn’t matter how much money he earned, because he wouldn’t be doing anyone any harm. But its not actually possible to amass a billion dollars (a full order of magnitude bigger than a million) while behaving in an ethical manner.

thunderboltsortofapenny

saturnialsapphic

Remember folks, proletariat literally means you get paid for working, whereas bourgeoisie literally means generating money via OWNING. Yeah, even the high profile actor isn’t your enemy on that basis alone - but the media executives dictating their contracts and careers are.