finn timothee and shawn

call me ac pls (or kat if we're really close)

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[warstoned]

I don’t understand what sick part of me gets turned on by hot, ultra problematic villian characters. Me? I’m going places and heaven definitely aint one of them

[supine-aesthetic]

[pukicho]

Kids are just like “ppptppptppthhptpppthh” until one day they’re like “oh shit I can think” and then it’s all downhill from there

[sunfortune]

me if i was on dr who

the doctor: cheerio lad whered ya like to go?? mi box can go to any galaxy litche’rally anytime anywhere, we can go to whole ass other planets!!! and- 

me: oh sick can we go to the year 1987 i wanna fuck keanu reeves 

[valtsv]

writer: *has a female character start undressing in front of men to show how ‘naïve’ she is*

me:

[valtsv]

writer: *gives a female character with little or no understanding of expected ‘normal’ human behavior only one guide to learn from, who is the man who has a sexual interest in her, making her totally dependent on him*

me:

[tinsley-goldsworth]

shane after yelling at demons for a few minutes:

[himejoshikomaeda]

“let people enjoy things” is quickly becoming a very dangerous phrase

[yootsart]

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[kuroii98]

[interstellar-space-cadet]

I’m every one in this

[closecaptionvevo]

MAN 1 (in a high pitched, whiny voice) Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

WOMAN (angrily) They’re marigolds!

MAN 2 God! I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

[kosciuszkovevo-deactivated20200]

It’s back!

[memesandlaughs]

[thebootydiaries]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[weavemama]

THESE ARE THE KARMA STORIES I LIVE FOR

[bonscottintheimpala]

SLIPPITY SLAP LOVR WHEN KARMA FIGHTS BACK

HIPPITY HOP THIS BOI FUCKED UP A LOT

[king-emare]

Dumb

[forchrisevans]

chris evans Fantastic Four 2005  l  The Red Sea Diving Resort 2019

[prettywilds-deactivated20190802]

GOD LITERALLY in the early 2000s ppl were so self conscious about their fat asses literally everyone just wanted to have no butt and literally 10 yrs later if u have a flat ass you might as well wear a paper bag over your whole fucking body and it well & truly sucks that womens bodies go in and out of fashion like this like tf are we supposed to do? spend all our time obsessing over the minutiae of our physiques? get plastic surgery every 5-10 yrs to make sure our bodies can keep up & b warped with the trends of objectification? like what the fuck do you want from women ? 

[jigglypuffsvevo]