Today I looked up on a bus and this man startled the fuck out of me. I almost dropped my phone.

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Today I looked up on a bus and this man startled the fuck out of me. I almost dropped my phone.
Cupid’s Sense? Failed Successfully :)
Mabel starts to see her brother and Pacifica hanging out more so she starts to think they might be secretly dating.
Meanwhile Pacifica is pulling teeth with Dipper on how to woo his sister and sort of get his approval. He meant a lot to Mabel (and she really likes her)
(They are like 16 in this fic.)
Mabel had noticed something strange going on with Pacifica whenever she was around her brother. All three of them would go hang out and Pacifica would make a real effort to get to know them. And by them she really meant Dipper. Mabel even had a list of things Pacifica did to prove it. She had at least 4 reasons.
The first super obvious reason was that Pacifica started to come on their mystery adventures that Dipper took them on. Even though she complained the whole time she kept being helpful. Like making sure Mabel didnt fall behind when running away, catching her before she fell, and she even figured something out before dipper could! She thought that was pretty cool.
The second reason was she had noticed Pacifica arguing with Dipper more. Like there was tension between them and Pacifica always seemed to swallow her words. LIKE SHE DIDNT KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS WHAT SHE WAS FEELING- ehem in Mabel’s humble opinion.
The third reason was cause she was actually being really nice to Mabel herself. She imagined Pacifica thought she needed to get in her good graces. She did tons of nice things for Mabel like taking her out to lunch, listening to her about her art projects, helping her with her art projects, and she takes hours to helps Mabel with her summer homework. Even when Dipper gave up on her for the day! So yeah Pacifica was awesome. Sure she wasn’t straight forward about her intentions and was a little mean in execution but the thought was definitely there.
“So what do you girls think? Dipifica? Pacdip?”
“Uhh I don’t know Mabel. What’s the forth reason?” Candy spoke up and looking at her with her head tiled to the side clearly thinking.
Mabel proudly announced, “My Cupid Sense!”
“Cool! Does it come with the twin thing?”
“Nah that’s just my epic eye for romance!”
“Did you ask Dipper how he felt?” Candy asked with her arms crossed and eyebrow raised.
“Oh come on Candy like he’d admit it!”
“I don’t know Candy I have to go with Mabel here. Dipper always doubles down when it comes to her and Pacifica doesn’t bother with people she doesn’t care about.”
“I don’t know something just doesn’t feel right.”
Candy look to be really contemplating but Mabel knew just what would convince her
“I’ll prove it to you Candy!“
“How?” Grenda asks and Mabel grins.
“You’ll see!”
The “you’ll see” in question was Grenda and Candy following them. By them it’s Dipper, Mabel, and Pacifica who were going to the carnival that was passing by this summer. Mabel has asked Pacifica to come with her and dipper which she jumped at the opportunity. Pacifica looked good when she came and while it was still extravagant it definitely had more of Pacifica’s style in mind. She looked very pretty Mabel admitted to herself. She felt her cheeks get hot at the thought and fanned herself a little bit.
“Is it hot in here or is it just me?”
“Mabel we’re outside in the summer.”
Dipper was giving her a look of judgement. Mabel deflected and turned her head away from him. It’s not like she was gonna say the real reason here!
“Can’t a girl complain? Jeez Dipper.”
Dipper rolls his eyes before mumbling,“whatever”
As Dipper walked away Pacifica put the back of her hand on Mabel’s head and mumbled, “ You don’t feel hot.”
Mabel didn’t know why but her blush deepened.
“O-OH YEAH! I’M JUST EXCITED! HAHA!”
Mabel didn’t know why she was being so loud but it didn’t even seem to startle Pacifica. She just smiled and laughed a little bit.
“We should catch up before Dipper does something dumb again.”
Pacifica actually grabbed her hand like she usually has been doing a lot too recently actually now that she thinks about it.
“Yeah totally-!” Something caught Mabel’s eye a Giant Llama Plushie IN A PINK SWEATER! “IS THAT A LLAMA PLUSHIE?!”
Pacifica was quick to act and take her to the stand. She pulled her hand a little and started walking to the booth before saying, “come on don’t you wanna win the plushie?”
“But what about Dipper-?”
Pacifica cut Mabel off, “He’s a big boy. He’ll be fine. Come on we have a Llama plush to win!”
Mabel didn’t argue with Pacifica and followed her without much resistance. Pacifica paid for her turn and got it first try for Mabel. Mabel squealed in excitement in receiving the plush. It was one of those stupid knock down the pins but clearly were extra glued to the wood. Grunkle Stan taught her how to notice those tricks and Pacifica had a really good arm also great aim. They had run around a couple stalls cause Mabel had seen a few more things she liked. Pacifica managed to get each one she wanted.
“These are so cute! Thank you Pacifica!”
Pacifica got a little embarrassed started to play with her gloves when she got shy.
“It was nothing…You taught me the stupid tricks.”
“Yeah but I have noodle arms compared to you! Didn’t you start softball last summer? You must have gotten better!”
“I’m gonna be team captain next year.”
Pacifica said proudly and confident like she had no doubts in the world. Mabel always thought that Pacifica speaking that way was something she admired about her.
“I bet you are-! Wait! Oh crap! Dipper!”
They had left him behind ages ago!
“The knucklehead is over there talking to Wendy.”
Mabel looked to where Pacifica was talking about and yeah Dipper was talking to Wendy. Dipper had stopped crushing on Wendy last summer but he still admired her. She was really cool still. Mabel was worried at Pacifica might not know that and it bothered her. What if Pacifica got her feelings hurt cause Dipper is an idiot and can’t figure out his feeling?!
“DIPPER! LOOK AT WHAT PACIFICA WON ME!”
She put the Llama in Dipper’s face getting him away from Wendy and she looked back to see Pacifica was smiling. Which made her smile.
“Ugh Mabel! Get it out of my face! I can see it!”
“But she’s so fluffy Dipper! And Pacifica was so cool!”
“Oh yeah? The little west got you the plushies?”
“Yeah! She knocked down the pins like bam! In one go and her got so much better!”
“Oh yeah little west must have spunk. Maybe she’d like to go wood cutting. Good exercise for the arms and we can see how strong she is.”
Pacifica made a face and was about to speak up but Mabel had spoke up first.
“Oh my gosh yes! We can all were match lumber jack outfits so we can fit in and look cool like Wendy! Pacifica please come!”
Mabel was practically begging and completely forgot about her initial plans. Pacifica looked up and sighed before looking back at Mabel.
“Fine but we’re going shopping together.”
“DEAL! This is gonna be so fun!”
Mabel was hugging Pacifica and practically jumping for joy. Before she realized she was hugging Pacifica and how nice she smelled. And she hugging Pacifica. She felt her face to bright red and she pulled away from her quickly. When she realize Pacifica cheeks were a little red and she was looking away. When Mabel turned her head Dipped had a smug look on his face.
“What was that?” Mabel said feeling a little sour.
Dipper looked at her and said, “Nothing.”
Mabel liked that answers less but before she could complain Wendy pointed out that they should probably head home before Stan or Ford comes to look for them. Before they managed to leave the park Grenda and Candy were waiting for them at the entrance. Which admittedly Mabel forgot they were following her today.
“Northwest. Bring my sister home safe.”
“She’ll be brought back happy and healthy.”
“Huh what? Aren’t we going home together?”
“Nope. I’m gonna walk Candy and Grenda home. Then I’ll see you at the Shack. Mabel do Pacifica a favor and listen to what she’s gonna say.”
Dipper put a hand on her shoulder while saying that before lightly patting it and leaving with her other friends. She was left in confusion and Pacifica clearly was anxiously messing with her gloves again. Which made her feel really bad.
“Ugh Dipper is such an idiot! How could he just not even notice that you like him?! Leaving me with his crush and-“
Instead of Pacifica getting upset with her. She took off her gloves and shoved them in her pocket. She gently took both of Mabel’s hand holding them almost preciously.
“Mabel… I uh- I don’t really know how to say it.”
She breathed in a looking actually scared. That struck something in Mabel since Pacifica was a naturally confident person even in distress. She really should listen to Dipper sometimes.
“Hey i-it’s okay! I’m a really good listener!”
Mabel tangled their fingers more to comfort her.
“Just listen Mabel. Don’t cut me off.” She shot her a weak glare and Mabel nodded seriously. Cause she can be serious. “I don’t like Dipper.”
“But I thought-” Pacifica glared, “Sorry. Sorry.”
“I like you. Like actually like like you.” That made Mabel’s jaw drop but Pacifica kept speaking, “A-And I know you might not like me back. I’m not the kindest or most compassionate person. I’m really bad talking about my feelings and I can be really mean to you-”
Mabel tried to be romantic and cut Pacifica off by kissing her but she ended up hitting her braces to her teeth. Which ouch.
“I-Im sorry! I didn’t mean to- are you okay?!”
Pacifica uncharacteristically broke out into a fit of giggles which relieved Mabel. Pacifica looked actually relieved though.
“I-If you want still w-we can try again. I’ll be more careful. Promise! Only if you want to-!”
Pacifica this time kissed her and it was perfect. When they separated felt like she saw stars.
“Here I was nervous that my hands were sweaty.”
“Does this mean I can kiss you whenever I want?!”
Pacifica giggled a little and nodded her head putting their foreheads together. “You can kiss me whenever you want.”
“Really?! Does this mean we’re girlfriends?!”
“Yeah… I think it does.”
“Heck yeah! I got a girlfriend before Dipper!”
That made Pacifica snort and Mabel thought it was adorable but Pacifica made her promise not to mention it in front of other people. Which soon after they went back to the shack. Mabel got left at the door step since Pacifica said if she came in now Mabel would definitely tell everyone they’re dating the minute they got inside.
“But can’t I tell people that we’re dating?”
“I wanna take you out on our first date before that… I-I wanna do it properly or something.”
“Ah shucks! You’re making me feel all special.”
Pacifica smiled at her and tucked a strand of Mabel’s hair behind her ear with a little smile.
“That’s the point. I’ll see you next time.”
She kissed Mabel’s cheek before saying goodbye and Mabel went into the shack absolutely swooning. Dipper was there with that smug look from the carnival. She gave her brother one good look before she threw her arms around him rubbing their cheeks together.
“Thank you. Thank you. Thank you!”
“Never suggest I like Pacifica Northwest again.”
“But we’re twins Dipper you can’t tell me you don’t find her gorgeous and cool!”
“Get off! No way!”
“Liar! Liar! Pants on fire!”
(Author’s Note: I was thinking about getting The Grunkle’s react along with her friends I told you so. Or at least Candy’s. Maybe do another one about their first date if this does well)
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Okay someone on here said that Ford has a Praise kink and likes to be called a good boy. But fuck a good boy that man loves to called your genius or Doctor Ford depending on the mood. Practically laps it up when you compliment his brain and how important he is. Bill Cipher was like the perfectly and (toxically) made for Ford.
Probably complimented him endlessly on his theories and how he asked “all the right questions”. Bill probably dragged out the raw obsession that Ford had at a younger age. So I don’t really see Ford being a rough partner. Though at his core he is a soft top so is covered in blush when you start whisper praises about all the other things you love about him.
I think about this show a lot. I think about Ford a lot and his thoughts. Why he chose to do things the way he did. Now I’m not trying to place blame but it will sound like it. Ford factually without a doubt fucked up cause he thought that he was supposed to be the man to turn to for these things. He is supposed to tell you if it’s dangerous. He just didn’t account for this other being actually being able to outsmart him.
Bill in the beginning was trying to figure Ford out. I’m sure that he wasn’t quite sure where he stood but Bill doesn’t get attached for no reason. He saw what Ford could become with his selfishness and thought with how far Ford was willing to take it this would be okay too.
Ford isn’t an idiot and he knew what he was building. This part is more of a head canon than anything but in his journals the progression of the books doesn’t really show that Ford slowly feels suspicious of Bill. It’s like one page to the next and that’s why I think bill just laid it out for him. He tried to get ahead of Ford figuring out he was actually lying to him and so he told him. He could bring the weird here and Ford was mortified probably. He was given access to things most people can’t even dream of. It’s why I know it’s his hubris considering more that more than anything that the most important thing to him was preserving his research from being destroyed even when he’s trying to fix everything.
So when Stan calls him selfish in the basement and he gets mad at Stan. It’s because of all people he didn’t want to hear it from one person and it was Stan. Cause to him the most selfish person in the world is right in front of him. Not even realizing that Stan wasn’t wrong to call him that. He almost damned the world for trusting an anomaly and instead of just letting Stan destroy the book. He fights him for it cause he respects his own work too much to destroy it. When it could kill so many people and it was just the best course of action at the time. Regardless of why it was being done.
Ford never unlearned those selfish tendencies cause that’s just how consuming his work is. I think in this sense Ford is a lot like Mabel except Ford doesn’t get hate like Mabel does. Even though Mabel actually goes out of her way to acknowledge her selfishness. Also Mabel is 12 and Ford is like 60. And was like practically 30 making all the mistakes he did.
In terms of emotions/values Ford and Mabel are very similar even if they don’t enjoy the same things. Like the unicorn hair incident. That wouldn’t have bothered Stan or Dipper nearly as much as Mabel or Stanford. Cause they strive to be those things and more so it hurts when someone says otherwise.
In conclusion Ford needed fucking therapy yesterday and Stan deserves hugs.
Okay. Okay. I love Stanford as much as the next girl but honestly I’m a Stanley girl at heart. And I feel like he was done a little too dirty in this area. Like I feel like it’s more swept under the rug cause of how their lives are framed. Ford on the verge of a life changing break through in science and almost caused the world destruction. While Stanley was barely scrapping by. So somehow Ford’s allowed to send a post card to his brother no explanations.
Now said brother shows up at door to manic crazy brother who hasn’t slept in days. So Stanford being as vague and mysterious as he believes is necessary basically is this quote “You wouldn’t understand. Even if I explained it to you”. Now even if that is true. Say Stanley gets the whole story and still ignores Ford. It simply isn’t for the reasons for thinks they are.
Ford at this point in his life views Stan as selfish and apathetic to his life’s work at best. So Ford couldn’t see why Stan was so mad cause once again Stan was selfishly putting himself first over everyone else. Yet Stan just wanted his brother back and Ford just wasn’t in the mind set to have that talk. Now when Ford fell into the portal it was both their faults. Ford didn’t actually trust Stan around his things as he implied by brining him down and chose to have an emotional conversation in a dangerous area.
I acknowledge that Ford wasn’t in the right state of mind and was also trying to convey the severity of the situation. But Ford has been practicing for years and it’s almost second nature to prevent dangers like that in their line of work. I’m not overly judging him for this considering the oddity of the situation. It’s also not even the point I feel like people should focus on.
It’s the fact that yeah while it was beneficial for Stan to take over Ford at the time. It wasn’t something beneficial long term and I feel like the only reason nobody thinks about it is because Stan was running from the law anyways. Which yes is true nobody looked for him based on his identity from 30 years ago. It was cause of what he was doing with the machine.
So yeah sure while in the short term Stan could get away with a couple things. He always planned for Stanford to come back and resume his identity. So it was most important to maintain Stanford’s identity and not Stanley’s. If Stan actually had more of a life waiting for him people would feel bad he’d have to give up his identity. But that’s not a cake walk and you stop being able to do a lot of basic things. Thankfully he’s saved by having the same face as his brother so he could just theoretically get by. But he really fucked himself by fucking acting as an existing person.
I’m not like resentful that Stanford isn’t being punished or something I just wish he was more empathetic. Or I wish he just got more perspective on that end of things at some point.
Am I the only one who this Dipifica is good but Mabifica (Thank you fellow tumblr dweller for the name!) but they are so cute too. I love the thought of them. Like sure she was mean to Mabel but maybe Pacifica just didn’t realize how pretty she thought Mabel was. And maybe Mabel was so boy crazy she didn’t realize how pretty she thought girls were.
Pacifica learning kindness would be from Mabel while the humility lesson was left to Dipper. I think it’s so much cuter to see Pacifica trying to give Mabel expensive things but it just failing. Cause she likes the one thing that Pacifica made for her by hand. Like a handkerchief that has her name embroidered on it.
Dipper being protective of Mabel cause he doesn’t trust that Pacifica doesn’t have good intentions. Yet Pacifica approaches him to find out about things Mabel really enjoys and actually takes time to learn her hobbies. Sure Pacifica still gets Mabel the expensive camera but it’s with more thought to what Mabel likes. Even changes the color and style still after buying the camera herself so that Mabel will like it physically too.
Mabel becomes an art major as she grows and Pacifica would use her connections to help Mabel. Just to get her through the door not enough for her to get accept without a thought. Cause Pacifica knows it’s hard to be in that industry and as much as Mable insisted that she can do herself.
Of course they’d have some problems every relationship does. But I think Pacifica would keep learning how to be a better more selfless person through Mabel. While with Dipper I know she’d learn some humility but Dipper doesn’t really go out of his way for people like Mabel. I don’t know thoughts and feelings people. I’m just here to put my thoughts out.
Okay so I have some Ford pre-portal headcanons I wanna kinda run past the right people? Maybe I shouldn’t say that on tumblr. But that’s besides the point… I have a few head canons that are relatively angsty so fair warning here
1. Bill really shows out for Ford before he realizes his feelings. He is a showman and con artist at the end of the day. But upon realizing how precious he truly was Bill needed to hide him away. Since instinctively before Ford figured out that Bill was dangerous that he’d have to get him to agree to be “weird” with him.
2. Ford feelings for Bill as his muse means that Bill was never a separate entity from work for Ford. That is something Ford himself didn’t even realize that was a thing. It’s not that Ford didn’t cherish Bill it’s just that he cherished him obsessively. Bill can’t comprehend Ford’s interest without it.
3. Strongly believe if Stan had still been close with Ford that Bill wouldn’t have been able to trick Ford. Stan isn’t like fiddle and that trust is never lost between the brothers so one word from Stan and Ford would have been 100% more cautious. Stan would have been too nosy to let Ford keep a secret too. Which means Ford would have to come clean about Bill quickly and it isn’t as easy to appeal to Stan.
4. Shermie must of named (Mabel and Dipper) MAbel and MAson cause of their mom naming the twins STANley and STANford. Also in honor of his dead older brother he commemorated their twin relationship.
5. Stanley didn’t know how to “grieve” ford. I imagine him going through his things trying to figure out his life. Filling in those shoes. I bet he thought to when they were younger and this was easy. Now it’s been ten years since they last saw each other and Stan has to make do. And fill in the shoes of a person he doesn’t think he knows anymore.
I need someone to write a Ford/Reader(or OC I don’t care) with past Billford but like properly.
By like properly I want it to be obvious. Fuck the innuendos and all that. Like I need in writing there was some freak nasty going on between Ford and his geometry assignment.
There is also the fact I believe Bill would be obsessed with that side of Ford. Especially since Bill doesn’t know what that is like or could understand why Ford would want a partner. Since Bill thinks he’s more than enough and in the beginning he totally wouldn’t understand what the feeling was. Of course realizing you’re in love doesn’t make you a better person.
Ford being at the center of it all being the reason why. Bill can’t stop “tormenting” them cause he is jealous but he never picked apart why till later. Not till Ford fell in the portal and the only piece of Ford left is them. On the other side of the portal desperately trying to repair this mistake and get their other half back. Which is where Bill would hate them for being so loyal, so stupid, so them… It’s where the other part of his obsession starts.
Bill can’t fathom the hope. That’s what Stan and they would be the picture of hope.
(Honestly if this gets enough attention the someone might be me honestly. Cause I need this dynamic. I know it could be so good if written right.)