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Wtf!
Guys I just realised I'm posting loads of stuff on Facebook that's getting likes and it belongs on here I never use my blog and I need to start posting!! If you've got any ideas of what you want me to do just message me Snapchat: lblueberry6464
When a creepy guy send tiny penis nudes on kik
So today this randon guy messages me on Kik and is like hey look how big my dick is bet you want it I'm like uh nahh And I made this up!! Sing it to the tune The itsy bitsy penis tried to get in the ass. But he's so small it can't get in the hole. Then one fine day the man hit puberty at last. And the itsy bitsy penis was nearly average size Make it a thing blog buddies!
Just had to show you all my new background! X Love it!!!!!!
WHEN YOUR GRANDMOTHER CALLS YOUR TABLET A MECHANICAL PAD
I was talking to my nan yesterday and I had gone to the cinema the day before. Now I constantly argue with my little twin step brother and sister, and car journeys are a living nightmare as you can imagine. So when grandmother asked how the journey went I said it wasn't terrible. She then said, "oh did they take their mechanical pad things with them?" As you can imagine, I was in stitches. This is why grandparents are amazing! Much love Lukie Xx
LIVE YOUR LIFE WITH A SHARP BREAST
alwaysleepingin Thank you for this Babby. You made my day X
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces? These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, ‘Where am I, Cathy?’ ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you? WITNESS: My name is Susan! _______________________________ ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active? WITNESS: No, I just lie there. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth? WITNESS: July 18th. ATTORNEY: What year? WITNESS: Every year. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you? WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can’t remember which. ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you? WITNESS: Forty-five years. _________________________________ ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory? WITNESS: I forget.. ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot? ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning? WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam? ____________________________________ ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He’s 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you shitting me? _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Getting laid ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: She had three children , right? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: How many were boys? WITNESS: None. ATTORNEY: Were there any girls? WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney? ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated? WITNESS: By death.. ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated? WITNESS: Take a guess. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual? WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female? WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I’m going with male. _____________________________________ ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people? WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight. _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? WITNESS: Oral… _________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time? WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished. ____________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question? ______________________________________ And last: ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No.. ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor? WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
oh my god these are great
fuck this is like reading a jokes and not actual quotes
Shitting myself
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doyounoelyourenemy:
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deadkennedysandattractivemen:
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
literally one of my favourite pictures ever
nothing more punk than letting small children touch your clothes spikes or hair spikes
I want to marry this man.
Having little kids be in awe of your aesthetics is absolutely priceless.
this is perfect
HAPPY EASTER YOU STUPID TWATS
Well the weeks excess chocolate are here guys. Time to get fat. Now I'm not religious but thank you for dying Jesus and giving me this food!!!! FOOD!!!
TATTOO GOALS
as requested (:
daw
BLOGGING IDEAS
Hey guys, I know I don't post much and when I do its kind of shit. So do you have any ideas of things I should post about. Stuff you guys would like. But of course made fabulous by moi Much love Lukie Xx
I took this at Halloween. Basically describes my view on the world x
@bigladybingo thank you for this. Thank you
