A collection of cursed Swords

Feel free to use any of these swords in your campaign, if that kind of pain suits you.

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Hey everybody! Welcome to my blog, there's only cursed swords here. Yes, this is an entire blog dedicated to sharing with you swords which are almost entirely useless and mostly harmful. If that sounds like your kind of party, come peruse my wares.

Some stuff:

1) all swords shared here are free to use in your own campaigns, just tell me how it goes! I want to see how people use these awful awful weapons!

2) submit your own cursed swords! Trust me, making up cursed swords is probably way more fun than it should be.

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Ha, you really thought this was a sword didn’t you, dummy

its a sword but every time it hits something it changes into a different item. it looks like a regular sword until you intentionally hit someone/something with it

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Cat Sword

Sword that summons a cat every time it's swung. You do not get to control the cat. It's just a regular cat

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Sword of Odd Companionship

Using this sword makes people want to be friends with you. And animals. And monsters. And rocks. And- oh my god everything is trying to befriend you.

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Water Sword

This sword creates water when you speak a command word. But after the word is uttered, it doesn’t stop making water. It won’t stop until it is destroyed. Before the command word is spoken, it acts as a normal sword. Does 1d6 piercing damage. Command word is  “moist” and is engraved into the blade.

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Sword of Dice

Not exactly sure what in game curse this sword has, but it fucks with the player’s dice rolls. At the dm’s discretion, the player will have to roll a d12 along with the roll they are doing, a roll of 1-6 and the player must re-roll and use the new roll, while a role of 7-12 the player keeps the original roll. This can be applied to any rolls. Does 1d8 piercing damage.

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The Karen Sword

A sword that has been cursed to complain about everything you do, but especially the things you do correctly. Does 1d8 piercing damage.

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Pacifist Sword

A sword that has been cursed to do absolutely no damage. All attacks with it miss.

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Sword of Uncomfortable Silence

A sword that has been cursed to lay a blanket of silence over everything in a 10-foot radius of it when unsheathed. This silence does not end till the sword is sheathed once more and everyone inside the silence is uncomfortable for the duration. Everyone affected has disadvantage on Charisma rolls. Does 1d8 piercing damage.

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Sword of Youth

A sword that has been cursed to de-age anyone or thing it hits. Roll a d10 to determine how many years are taken off. Does not work on non-living objects. Does 1d6 piercing damage.

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Sword of Vanity

This sword will not cause any damage unless you compliment it. How good the compliment is will determine how much damage is done. A bad compliment will only do around 1d4 damage while a really good compliment can do up to 3d10. When attacking with this sword, roll a d20 and add your charisma modifier, then deal the amount of damage corresponding to your roll.

Roll Result > Damage Amount

1 > No Damage

2-11 > 1d4

12-15 > 3d4

16-19 > 2d8

20+ > 3d10

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Sword of Pessimism

This sword loves to point out the worst possible outcomes to any situation. No matter how positive your life may seem, rest assured that this sword will find a way to spoil the mood. Because of this swords downer attitude, while wielding it the player has disadvantage on Charisma ability checks and saving throws. Does 1d8 piercing damage. This sword also holds two charges of the spell Divination per short rest, with the condition that all answers given are pessimistic only.

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Sword of Reverse Damage

A sword that heals whoever it hits. This is not very effective for smiting your enemies with, but it could be useful for helping allies or trying to make friends. Any damage caused by this sword actually heals the target for 2d8 hp. Holds one charge of Charm Person (save DC is 16) per long rest.

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Sword of Distractability

This sword makes its wielder extremely distractable. Its almost impossible to focus on any one thing while using this sword, or even carrying it on your person. It is not recommended that you bring this one into a battle, as you will probably forget that that's what you were doing. While wielding this sword the player has disadvantage on all insight, stealth, and slight of hand checks. Does 1d6 piercing damage.

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Sword of No Cursing

Exactly as it sounds, this sword prevents its wielder from saying any curse words. It is effectively the equivalent of those websites that change all your curse words to other less harmful words. While using this sword the player has disadvantage on all intimidation rolls due to the fact that they are saying stuff like duck instead of fuck. Does 1d6 piercing damage.

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Sword of Inconsiderate Narration

A sword that will begin to narrate your current situation with the most disdain and pessimistic words possible. It is clear that this sword doesn't like you or your party and finds joy whenever you are in a perilous situation. It does not stop until it is sheathed. Because of the constant stream of narration, and the swords obvious dislike of you and your party, you have disadvantage on all stealth rolls while wielding this sword. Does 1d6 piercing damage.

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Sword of Endless Songs

A sword that has been cursed to continuously sing once unsheathed. The singing will only stop when the sword has been sheathed once more. The songs it sings are typically random and almost never have any relation to your current situation. However, you can request songs and the sword will sing them. Otherwise, this sword acts as a normal greatsword and does 2d6 piercing damage. Because of the constant loud and obnoxious singing, while wielding this sword the player has disadvantage on all stealth rolls and advantage on intimidation rolls.

[gismo684]

Gonna give this to a player in a campaign and watch as they attempt to complete lost mines

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Sounds like chaos, i love it