Incorrect Miitopia Playthrough 5 Quotes Megadump: Ogerpon Edition, because she's so cute and silly and I'm going through my Kieran arc :3
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Mettaton: Oh, you can be the boom operator!
Espurr: I thought Ogerpon was the boom operator.
Ogerpon: DID SOMEONE SAY BOOM?!
(She creates an explosion that sets the King of Greenhorne on fire)
(Jimi and Ogerpon level up their friendship surprisingly fast, and Jimi mentions love confessions)
Iggy: Yo, what the fuck, is this allowed?
(i can't believe the game ships my cat with a pokémon lmao)
Doctor: So you're here because your friend is sick?
(Lancer does a kickflip on a light-up skateboard)
Doctor: Please don't waste my time.
Charles: Please calm down.
Ogerpon: But I ordered two large fries...
(She dumps the contents of the fry bags onto the table)
Ogerpon: ...and they gave me a hundred fuckin' little ones!
Charlene: What's with this sassy, lost child?
Ogerpon: I'm not a child!
Ogerpon: Jello, more like hello.
(She slurps up a jello cube and accidentally inhales it)
Ogerpon: I'm going to fucking MURDER whoever got me sick.
Jimi: I think it was me. I'm sorry.
Ogerpon: I bet I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth.
Indigo: You're a hazard to society.
Charlene: And a coward. Do 20.
Espurr: Lesbians. What is your wisdom?
Rika: World cold and hard. Titty soft and warm.
Ogerpon: What're your adjectives?
Amy: You mean my pronouns?
Ogerpon: I already know those, I'm asking for your adjectives!
Amy: I don't know, what are yours?
Ogerpon: Noisy and chaotic!
Amy: How did that go from making no sense to making perfect sense so fast?
Maynard: What if you could change your mind, Darker Lord?
(The Darker Lord steals a random person's face)
Ogerpon: I think we're gonna have to kill this guy, Maynard.
Iggy: Smaller creatures are angrier because they're compressed. Examples?
Ogerpon: I love being vegan. I just stand in the sun for a few minutes and I'm already full. Thanks, photosynthesis!
Mettaton: I wish trees produced something useful like wi-fi.
Ogerpon: Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe.
(Ogerpon got poisoned and is steadily losing HP. Shrek is carrying her on his back when someone stops him)
Shrek: Hurry up. Ogerpon's getting pale.
Ogerpon: (cough) But I like pails!
TBH (they/them): Can I have your pronouns?
Ogerpon (she/her): She/her.
Lancer: Hey, what time is it?
Ogerpon: I dunno, let me check.
(She plays the trumpet, and she plays it badly)
Charlene: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 2 IN THE MORNING?!
Iggy: What's your favorite Pokémon?
Ogerpon: Look me in the eyes and take a wild fucking guess.
Charles: When I was younger, my sister tricked me into thinking the paper strips in Hershey's kisses were edible.
Charlene: Why would you fall for it twice?
(Ogerpon coughs up a bunch of blood)
Ogerpon: I know this looks bad but you don't have to worry. It's not my blood.
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