someone mail me a charcadet plush please

Soublades. it/meow/blade. Level 24.

[eepy-soublades]

tw: epstein files talk, sexual language

I think the government left the messages about Donald and Bill intact because they knew the public would go "OMG DONALD TRUMP HAD GAY SEX" and turn their attention away from the actual problem, the fact that HE PARTOOK IN THE MOST INFAMOUS CHILD SEX TRAFFICKING RING.

[eepy-soublades]

imagining the fandomization of my ocs and cringing...

[eepy-soublades]

hypothetical fandom situations i'm imagining: (racism, ableism, and transphobia warning)

stop calling mallie stupid because she can't articulate her thoughts well and she's a black woman with natural hair

stop headcanoning savitri as a trans woman solely based on the fact that she's tall, brown, and has a bit of facial hair, especially if you try to deny that felicity and/or hye-yeong are trans women

[eepy-soublades]

how would trans people work in the gameoverse world?

would trans women become all the same woman but with very slight changes? would they be like crab girl (the designated Ugly Girl™ of the show)?

would trans men become unique designs? would they become conventionally attractive men with little to no differences between each other?

[angel1770]

my deltarune crackship with this meme

[eepy-soublades]

imagining the fandomization of my ocs and cringing...

[kfrances]

what game is this

[eepy-soublades]

Thinking about an alternate universe where the flowers are human Lightners...

Thinking about Toriel teaching Orange and Aqua...

Thinking about Blue mentoring Susie and helping her gain confidence...

Thinking about Aqua and Orange getting bullied by the other kids for being humans, and Toriel sticking up for them...

Thinking about Blue sitting down and listening to Susie talk about how people always doubt her and push her into a box...

Thinking about Green working at QC's Diner, listening to Orange cry about school while they get her her favorite order, on the house, and try to cheer her up...

Thinking about Blue relating to Susie about the boxes people put him into and telling his story...

Thinking about Yellow getting hired as a security guard for Mayor Holiday and accidentally learning about the Dark Fountains...

Thinking about Flowery running the flower shop when Asgore is at his lowest...

Thinking about Gerson being Blue's teacher and helping him flourish and grow into the man he is today...

Thinking about Seth tutoring Orange...

Thinking about Susie accidentally telling Blue about the Dark Worlds because he mentioned an old teacher who saw his potential, and saw past what the others thought he was like...

Thinking about Yellow considering quitting because Carol, whether she means to or not, is endangering the world, but he also feels bad because she wants her daughter back, so he's conflicted...

Thinking about Kris babysitting Aqua, and Toriel having to stop them from letting her play with knives...

Thinking about Blue genuinely listening to Susie talk about the old man that helped her grow, who turned out to be dead, and how she tried to bring him back...

Thinking about Flowery being almost a father figure to his little sister Orange...

Thinking about Yellow sharing his inner conflict about working for Carol with the person who's the most important to him...

Thinking about Susie assuming Blue will call her delusional or insane for talking about this alternate universe where the dead can come to life and objects become people, because all the other adults in her life have either failed her or are dead...

Thinking about Aqua and Kris pranking Hometown...

Thinking about Yellow ultimately quitting because as much as he feels bad for Carol, he can't condone her borderline criminell actions...

Thinking about Seth gaining the courage to ask Berdly out...

Thinking about Yellow feeling emotional turmoil over abandoning a grieving mother like some kind of heartless criminell and trying to make amends with her...

Thinking about Blue believing what Susie says because of what Yellow told him about Mayor Holiday trying to get her missing daughter back and (hopefully on accident) putting the world in danger...

[selflofr]

i made this i guess

[ragmana]

Gooseworx is probably a racist asshole, but we all know damn well that’s not why she got banned (assuming she got banned). This website is full of assholes more blatantly racist than her, and plenty of far more famous and disgusting abusers (see Neil Fucking Gaiman’s blog alive and well) We know Tumblr bans trans women and marks their content as mature for no reason, and the fact that even someone famous like Gooseworx isn’t safe from this is deeply upsetting. No, I don’t support her bigoted beliefs, but I do support her right to be trans on the internet, and anyone saying this ban is at all reasonable is doing a disservice to all the other women who’ve been censored and oppressed on this evil fucking website.

[heroscarf]

a scientific ranking of which dads in Deltarune Flowery #would

[rapidpaw]

Flowery photobomped my splatfest photo 🙄

[halcyoncyrus]

Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

[eepy-soublades]

I am going to give Orange a kiss on her forehead and tuck her into bed with a glass of warm milk

(and probably get punched in the face for treating her like a little chibi when she's actually a tough human who can defeat anyone)

[willowwhistle]

I unironically think part of the reason that ralsei's ships aren't tagged in pink for valentine's day is that she's so obviously trans that tumblr staff could not bring themselves to acknowledge them

[calliestinks]

cool deltarune fact: none of ralsei’s ship tags are love colored.

this is a subtle reference to the fact that he doesn’t deserve to be loved.

[agam-shel-barvadim]

[aro-aceattorney]

There is a really funny synergy between two deltarune theories nobody is considering

bonus:

[transfem-berdly-deltarune]

she was so hopeful that it would change the prophecy