[yermemeblog]

When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key

[pikaglove]

I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work

[tall-kiwi-nerd]

Omg

[cerix-the-gray-prince]

They are learning

[counterpunches]

#respectful law abiding birds

[dyscomancer]

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

[dyscomancer]

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

[dyscomancer]

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

[dyscomancer]

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

[dyscomancer]

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

[fuckinggarbage]

doesn’t the term “staff member” make you laugh because those 2 words both mean penis

[sweetdarjeelingdreams-blog]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[catchymemes]

[anachronic-cobra]

This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going

[thegayfleet]

[boysyaoiboys-deactivated2017031]

[klubbhead]

[beelzbat]

[charismatic-cannibal]

[miyku]

[skimmonsfiction]

Me: is gay

Tumblr:

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

[takineko]

Lmao

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

IT GOT FUCKING FLAGGED I’M SCREAMING

[complete-trash-and-despair]

They’re fearing our resistance

[fassbenders]

[artemispotter]

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG OMG

[valyrfia]

IT’S THE FAMOUS POST SEEN ONLY IN SCREENCAPS

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

Someone: why are you leaving tumblr when you don’t even post nsfw content?

Me:

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Council of gays. Assemble

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

Good afternoon, and thank you all for being here. During these proceedings we will determine how to properly deal with men who wear shorts in temperature lower than 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius

[eroscestlavie]

ride by on rollerskates and spray paint their exposed legs a stunning mauve hue

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

motion passed council adjourned

[moosefix]

the prophecy has been fulfilled 

[meatprincess]

wait show me your dicks before you all get banned

[taco-bell-rey]

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.