Welcome to ME

My name is Hovig. I am 16 and I am 100% born Armenian. I am currently a Bisexual white male. I was adopted at the age of 5 from an orphanage in Yerevan, Armenia. I currently live in the United States.

[jasonhorton]

[spacebattles]

I wish more foods were named in the same vein as “I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter!”

[redfurniture]

You’ve Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS Is Ranch?!

[roachswallower]

Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Shit Is Ketchup??

[empathy3000]

I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Horribly Wrong

[toolusingmammalgirl]

I Refused To Believe That This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

[sigmaleph]

I Assigned Negligible Probability To This Being Chili Sauce And Have Since Updated

[pluspluspangolin]

In Which Your Humble Narrator Assumed That The Substance Within This Container Was Not Worchestershire Sauce Only To Be Rudely Awakened From This Delusion By Mysterious Circumstances

[roachpatrol]

So I Figured This Was Jam But Boy Howdy Was I Jumping To Some Erroneous Goddamn Conclusions

[jame7t]

this not soup

[yahenni]

Breadn’t

[chex-quest-deactivated20171130]

there are kids on the internet that are younger than this picture

[durbikins]

if Thomas Sanders is like 28, why does he have so many vines at high schools???

[pochowek]

[babyanimalgifs]

LOOK AT HOW FLUFFY HE IS

[obviousplant]

I made a trashcan for people’s hopes and dreams. 

[ffspunk]

it’s okay to admit you were the toxic one. it is okay to admit you were sick. learn to grow from it.

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@staff Discord, Google, and goDaddy have all decided to start enforcing their terms of service and ban Nazis its time for you to stop ignoring this problem on your site

[birdsnestbegone]

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[actual-mothman]

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[strayrah]

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[laureldane]

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[rbookbakes]

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[lordofcinders]

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[mens-rights-activia]

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[rinny-the-pooh]

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[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]

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[theoneonlyhovig-blog]

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[stability]

THIS IS DOPE S/O TO CHEERIOS

[sinnohqueen]

[braunerbear]

is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?

[neeteryincorporated]

they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation

[sinnohqueen]

HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD

[poppliopup]

“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”

[vento-argento]

[echo-five-whiskey]

Post your follower count right now

[howdyimnobody-blog]

173!

yay!

[virussina-deactivated20170927]

150…

[hey-wanna-be-friends]

91 <3

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30

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9

[cupcakecolez-deactivated2024081]

78 <3

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20

[randa-xx-deactivated20190205]

I JUST LOOKED AND NOW I HAVE 80??!?!

BUT I JUST HIT 70 LAST NIGHT!!!

WHAT IS THIS WITCHCRAFT???

[senpaiweird]

59   58 and terrified!!! XD

[hesitvnt-alien-deactivated20180]

7 and I love them all

[zelda7999]

137……………………..HOW DID YOU ALL GET HERE?!?!? <3

[jeremiahthefroge-deactivated202]

WaiT 131 WAHT

[r3drubix]

422

how? 0_0

[spectralwiitch]

127.

Wat.

[orchardevan-deactivated20180513]

233 O.O

[sarahstrashcan-deactivated20180]

8 :3 And I’m proud of it owo Thanks for tha 8 guys >w

[virussina-deactivated20170927]

175

[flamesofchibikitsune-blog]

144?????????? QWQ

[prismaticspace]

680 & 1,141??

[nerokinnie-moved]

57!! :0c

[act-cringe-archive-deactivated2]

*Ahem* 992

~Mod Froggit

[the-cringe-floodgates-blog]

1,881. I still don’t understand why you guys like this blog so much, but I love you all anyway. - Mod Fluff

[badartatitsfinest-blog]

952 <3 - mod L

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23

[lovel3tter]

180

(also: yo remember when sora only had 80 followers!? Dang)

[spooncryptid]

165

:.D

[thegalacticchildren-archived-de]

317 Honestly Id never thought I’d come this far, thank you guys so much i love you a lot ❤❤❤

[orchardevan-deactivated20180513]

400! That is a lot more than when I reblogged this last time ^°^

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98

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130…???????? How?????

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156 some-fucking-how

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71 how…

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483…

[gyarakiii-deactivated20211020]

983!?!?!????

[jermymasterart]

78 :|…

[lucythereaderofminds]

1,010…

how is that possible? (;0_0)

[saripili-bloguwu]

8 ;w;

[ehuante-deactivated20230531]

2521, last i checked

[noshe-neko-lover160]

My was 23 but now my 2

[12pmetu-deactivated20180621]

220, I am a little baby :“0

[theniceprincess-tnp]

241

Where the fuck did you all come from?

[emilyplayzyt-deactivated2017100]

251 Oh my gawsh-

[admin-chan]

303

WHY ARE Y'ALL IN MY TRASHCAN-

[lil-clumsy-archive]

146 0-0

why ya all are here?!??!?!

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137 OMG WHY?! I’M NOT EVEN THAT GREAT!! WHY U FOLLOW?

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269… ;u; ((just..how?))

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284….who are you people?

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Bình: 90 :v…

[lari1me]

233??????omgggg

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216 Why

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480 0w0 thankies guys

[sexy-bloody01]

240 -v-

[12345bakobako]

450….da hell how

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467 HOLLY CRAP DUDES THANKYOU!

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320 hoLY FUCK

[twisted-doctor]

Y'all look so precious…

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628 dannnggg… i luv yall

[officialfist]

355

[yourladyindank]

1784 people love my garbage. I love y'all too

[rhysiare]

Only 3 people in this post have more than me, that’s new, usually tons more do. 1403 I hear that was a good year.

[theoneonlyhovig-blog]

129 :D

[onlyblackgirl]

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@staff

[teachertotodile-deactivated2017]

@staff and @support it’s your turn.

[theoneonlyhovig-blog]

@staff it's time

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Today someone told me about how their sister used to work in a hospital that provided abortions. She said that she could hear the aborted babies,that hadn’t died yet, crying in the trash cans. If there was ever a reason to be prolife this is it. Because no child should be thrown out with the trash.

[god-is-prochoice]

That person fucking lied to you.

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

my cousin used to work in a hospital that provided abortions and the walls would OOZE GREEN SLIME 

[paganinihorror]

Fun fact: In my first year at college, I overheard a conversation in the student lounge where a girl was saying she was pro-life because she heard that abortions are done by pouring acid in the uterus and the fetus literally tries to run away. I tried really hard not to laugh.

[catbountry]

I heard abortions are performed by funneling in rabid wolverines into the uterus.

It’s true, my dad works for Abortendo.

[officialwhitegirls]

they also forgot to tell you the part about how the nurses have a basketball shootout with them and yell “kobe” everytime they get one in the trash

[marshmallowmachinegun]

Abortions are preformed by smaller highly trained babies who sneak inside, befriend the fetus, learn their secrets and fears, and then betray them.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

it’s true I was the nurse

[nooneshereanyway]

Lol

[emoprincezuko]

tag urself im ‘queen of fart’

[iamhannalashay]

Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh

[amorphousursa]

So did Eve and look where that got her

[teawitch]

I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man. 

[defydamage]

Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.

[paranoidrobot-deactivated201110]

Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.

[edgewxrthy]

this is my favorite thing

[randomweas]

[uomodelgiappone-deactivated2017]

reblog per il sociale

[rhube]

OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.