It can always get worse

Silas Park, Cursed Thief Indie OC RP blog, multi-verse, multi ship Mun 25+ [Call Of Cthulhu based OC]

[cursedhalflife]

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Sideblog to: Shifters Refuge

[lonelyheartedheathens]

Vano grinned softly to himself as his little thief spoke. "No such thing as too good, Sweetheart," he purred. Silas was his. It meant Silas received his full attention, in all things.

"Aside from your vision, how's the rest of your little adventure going?"

[cursedhalflife]

Silas snorted "Well of course you think that," in Vano's eyes Silas could do no wrong.

"Little adventure is a weird thing to call hunting an ancient monster killing people. But... well? I've teamed up with some others. They don't like me but we work well so... hopefully this won't be an issue soon enough."

[alinascribblenote]

friends to lovers dialogue prompts/starters

"hey, do you happen to have my hoodie?"

"we're not just friends and you fucking know that"

"i already know everything about you"

"i just don't think getting with him/her is a good idea, that's all..."

"hey, (friend's parent's first name), how's it going?"

"why are you here?" - "your mum/dad invited me over for dinner. i couldn't possible say no"

"your cat/dog loves me more than he/she does you, that must mean something!"

"he/she's just a friend"

"you know, last time i checked, friends didn't talk to each other that way"

"do you have a crush on me, or something?"

"why would you kiss me?" - "i've always wanted to do that, haven't you?"

"just look me in the eye and tell me you don't have feelings for me?"

"shall we watch the prince/princess' favourite movie ever?"

"i can't pretend you're just a friend anymore..."

"wait, how long have you liked me for?" - "give or take... third class/grade?"

"why are you still dating her.him?" - "why shouldn't i?" - "cause i've been in love with you forever and i can't stand seeing you with someone else, goddamit!"

"stop looking at me like that" - "like what?"

"if we're both still single by thirty, do you wanna get married?"

"you still have my jacket?"

"oh my god, i used to love this slide" - "i know"

"how the hell did you get into my room?" - "you forget i'm your mum/dad's favourite non-biological child"

"but 'just a friend' wouldn't look at me like that"

"it's you. it's always been you"

"will you kiss me again? it doesn't have to be anything" - "so like... friends with benefits? no, baby. if i kiss you again, you gotta mean it just as much as i do"

"friends kiss each other all the time, right?"

[themasterofmemeing]

"I kinda miss being young dumb and naïve. Cause now I realize growing up ain't what it seems." -Katseye

[themasterofmemeing]

"You promised you'd take me there again someday. But you never did."

"Waiting for you to come to see me. But you never do."

"So I wait, wrapped in my cocoon of pain and loneliness."

"I know I've done a terrible thing to you. Something you'll never forgive me for. I wish I could change that, but I can't."

"It's not that I'm getting better. It's just that this may be my last chance."

"I don't know if you hate me or pity me, or maybe I just disgust you."

"When I first learned that I was going to die, I just didn't want to accept it."

"I'll always love you. Even though our life together had to end like this, I still wouldn't trade it for the world. We had some wonderful years together."

"I can't tell you to remember me, but I can't bear for you to forget me."

"You've given me so much and I haven't been able to return a single thing."

"I want you to live for yourself now. Do what's best for you."

"(Name), you made me happy."

"You see it too? For me, it's always like this."

"It doesn't matter if you're smart, dumb, ugly, pretty... it's all the same once yer dead... and a corpse can't laugh."

" From now on, if anyone makes fun of me... I'll kill 'em. Just like that!"

"I knew it. You, too! You're just like 'em (name)."

"You've been laughing at me all along, haven't you? Ever since we first met. I'll kill you!"

"Thank you for saving me... but I wish you hadn't."

"It doesn't matter who I am. I'm here for you (name)."

"Don't worry, I'm not crazy... at least, I don't think so."

"I look like (name), don't I? You loved her/him/them, right? Or maybe you hated her/him/them!

"I just ran 'cause I was scared."

"But if you did something bad, why don't you just say you're sorry?"

"What the hell is it? Whatever it is, it's not human."

"I don't know what you're planning, but there's always another way."

"Really? But... you're the same as me. It's easier just to run, besides, it's what we deserve."

"I don't look like a ghost, do I?"

"I've never been so scared in my all life! You couldn't care less about me, could you?"

"Then stay with me! Don't ever leave me alone! You're supposed to take care of me!"

"Do you know what it does to you? When you're hated, picked on, spit on, just cause of the way you look?"

"You think it's okay to kill people? You need help."

"You and me are the same. We're not like other people. Don't you know that?"

"Stop! Leave her alone! Leave us both the hell alone!"

"I guess I really don't care if it's dangerous or not. I'm going to town either way."

"Killin' a person ain't no big deal. Just put the gun to their head... pow!"

"I wanna ask you something. What if... what if you can't find (name)? What will you do?"

"You made the choice. I watched you do it."

“This town…There’s something wrong with it.”

"You’re just going to leave me here alone with all these monsters around?"

“You gonna dance for me Big Guy? I’d pay to see that.”

"See ya Fart Face!"

"Maybe you think you can save me."

"If that's true... why do you look so sad?"

"This town is full of monsters! How can you sit there and eat pizza?!"

"I was weak. That's why I needed you… needed someone to punish me for my sins… but that's all over now… I know the truth. Now it's time to end this."

[themasterofmemeing]

"Honey, I'm taking no orders I'm gonna be nobody's soldier." -Hozier

[lonelyheartedheathens]

Vano gave a deep, gravely chuckle. "That's still more than other humans get from me," he pointed out. Most didn't get the freedom to be able to ask him things, much less have him acquiesce to the things asked of him.

He leaned down to press a kiss to Silas's lips, sharp teeth nipping soon after.

[cursedhalflife]

"Fair enough. I'm all special, be still my heart," he quipped before happily returning the kiss, breath hitching at the bite.

[themasterofmemeing]

"Who needs a reason for betrayal? One must always think the worst."

"That way, you avoid too much disappointment in life."

"I hope that some day our Gods can become friends."

"What are you so afraid of? It's only death!"

"You couldn't kill me if you tried for a hundred years".

"I wanted to step out of your shadow. You understand that, don't you?"

"We've been to Hel and back!"

"I know I should trust you but I need proof."

"Yes, prove to me I can trust you. Prove to me you are on my side."

"Kill someone. Someone who matters."

"Don't waste your time looking back, you're not going that way."

"My death comes without apology!"

"Yes, I have made mistakes. Life didn't come with instructions."

"Power? I did not ask for power, power is only given to those who are willing to lower themselves to pick it up."

"Power is always dangerous. It attracts the worst and corrupts the best."

"What we get and what we want it's never in balance."

"A man is the master of his own fate not the gods, the gods are mans creation to give answers that they are too afraid to give themselves."

"Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won’t live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed.”

"It is not enough to fight for the land. It is even more important to enjoy it while you can because tomorrow always brings death."

"The only way to tell a good story is by living one."

"We fight. That is how we win. And that is how we die."

"A hero is not born but is created by circumstances."

"I always believed that death is a fate far better than life, for you will be reunited with lost loved ones."

[themasterofmemeing]

Mishap Themed Sentence Starters

Minor

"So don't panic but there may have been... a mishap."

"Oh no! Our table! It's broken!"

"Long story short I now have no body hair."

"How much do I need to pay to clean this up exactly?"

"So don't be mad but I sort of tripped and... please tell me that vase in your hallway isn't sentimental?"

"I accidently shave my eyebrows off."

"I didn't even know slipping on a banana peel happened in real life!"

"So I would invite you in but turns out... I misplaced my keys."

"Oh fuck... I forgot the present."

"Fuck! I'm so sorry let me get some napkins!"

Major

"People are dead because of you!"

"Stop drop and roll!"

"Wow why the long face who died?.... Wait..."

"Because of you nothing will ever be the same!"

"You DESTROYED my house!"

"That was my (relationship)'s URN!"

"Forget first aid call an ambulance!"

"Is it supposed to bleed this much?"

"How in five minutes did you set my bedroom on fire?!"

"What do you mean 'it's fine'?! I can see bone!"

[themasterofmemeing]

[themasterofmemeing]

"I swear it's getting harder even just to exhale." -Sleep Token

[lonelyheartedheathens]

That dark, feral grin returned to Vano's lips at the suggestion. That pleased some deep, primal part of himself. "I like the sound of that," he hummed in agreement. Making a little branding iron in the shape of Silas's initials wouldn't be too difficult. And it would be even easier to carve his own initials into his little thief.

[cursedhalflife]

"Thought you would," Silas said with a grin, hand moving to trace over where the brand would go, a small thrill going through him. "Look at us. Being all symbolically romantic and shit."

[cursedhalflife]

Open to any

"You know," Silas said in a conversational tone as he wrapped a towel around his waist "There's this revolutionary thing called knocking," he leaned against the wall. "I'm assuming there was a reason you burst in here like you were on fire that isn't you wanting to see me naked?"

[lonelycanonheathens]

Dirk hadn't been thinking. Just he had a lead on his case, so he needed his assisfriend.

"Silas. Silas! I've had a breakthrough!" he shouted before bursting through the door of them man's home. He stopped short, taking a moment to actually perceive the other man. And oh. Oh.

He slapped his hands over his eyes and whipped around to put his back to Silas.

"So sorry. Did not mean to. I just got excited. About the case!"

[cursedhalflife]

Silas chuckled softly as Dirk so dramatically averted his gaze. "That's adorable," he informed with a small shake of his head. "Was just teasing. Not that big of a deal. Was just a surprise," he said.

"I'll get dressed if you're uncomfortable though. What sort of breakthrough did you have exactly?"

[themasterofmemeing]

"My name is (name) and I remember everything."

"What did they do to you?"

"Wait! Killing me won't make things right."

"That big motherfucker got a rocket launcher!"

"Those were some pretty slick moves back there. I'm good, but I'm not that good."

"It's nothing personal. But in an hour, maybe two, you'll be dead."

"I'm sorry. That's just the way it is."

"I'm surprised there's anyone left alive."

"Let's see how good they really are."

"I'm leaving town, and I suggest you all do the same."

"Who the fuck are you?"

"There's too many of them. Let's get out of here."

"You're not mutation, you are evolution."

"Somebody get this ugly bitch off of me!"

"Now, finish this. Put him/her/them out of his misery... And come with me."

"You're such a disappointment to me."

"You do what you have to do. I'm staying."

"We're assets. Expendable assets... and we've just been expended."

"I'm not on the menu."

[themasterofmemeing]

"This may sound really off the wall, but listen to me. You've got to believe me."

"I've not gone crazy, and I'm not fooling around."

"At first I thought I was losing my mind. But now I know I'm not."

"A world of someone's nightmarish delusions come to life."

"Little by little the invasion is spreading. Trying to swallow up everything in darkness."

"I get it now. Why I'm still alive even though everyone else's dead."

"I'm the same as them. I just hadn't noticed it before."

"It's too soon to give up. This Craziness can't go on forever."

"Did you see those monsters? Have you ever seen such aberrations? Ever even heard of such things?"

"You and I both know creatures like that don't exist."

"Take this, and hope you don't have to use it."

"For the seven years since that terrible day, (name) has been kept alive, suffering a fate worse than death."

"That day has finally come. The time is Nigh!"

"Everyone will be released, from pain and suffering. Our salvation is at hand. This is the day of reckoning."

"Strength must overcome petty desire."

"Quit screwing around! Return things to how they were before!"

"Nobody uses me! You won't get away with this!"

"Your role is over. We don't need you anymore. What do you think you can accomplish by coming here?"

"My, aren't we getting cocky?"

"Under whoever created this darkness. (name) is somewhere and she needs my help."

"Was it not as I said? I see it all now- Yes everything."

"I knew this day would come… and the task is almost finished."

"Even in daytime, darkness will cover the sun, the dead will walk and martyrs will burn in the fires of hell. Everyone will die!"

"You've been a ghastly little pest, haven't you (name)?"

"The fear of blood tends to create fear for the flesh."

"That’s strange, it’s getting darker."

"I don’t want to think so, but maybe this is all just going on in my head"

"It's strange… It's quiet. Too quiet. This place is like a ghost town."

"Nothing is to be gained from floundering about at random. You must follow the path."

[downonmemestreet]

Dragon Age II - Red Hawke Quotes

"You better have a good reason for bothering me." "I don't like it when people interrupt my thoughts." "Why are you pestering me for?" "This is not the time for chatter." "What is it?" "Gooooood, let's get started." "Oh I'm going to enjoy this!" "Now we see blood!" "They keep coming! It's like they want to die!" "There's nothing like the smell of fresh blood!" "Give the Maker(God) my regards." "You should never have fought me!" "I will not make a deal without a sight seen." "Slaying his enemies, just like he's been bred to do." "I'll make it convincing, not to worry." "He doesn't take well to having his flaws pointed out." "I've never argued against you being in prison." "Never bothered me before." "Brooding isn't going to bring him back." "Then don't tell her." "Might not miss him, but I'd still hunt them down for it." "Everyone else's job is easy, is that it?" "You're the one who joined the templars(cops)." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Trying hard, brother(sister/sibling)." "She knew what to expect." "Not my first choice, no." "It does feel like some unseen force is manipulating my fate." "Is there a reason I wouldn't?" "Hmm, I didn't think you cared." "You think I asked for this?" "Haven't thought about it. I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible." "What did you do to it exactly?" "On second thought, I don't want to know." "Vermin always flock to dark places." "They're dead. Let them go." "I hope this story ends, "And then (sender's name) backhanded the mouthy person." "Strict. High expectations. And if you didn't meet them, you'd hear about it." "My father would never stand for that." "You already know the best way to do that." "Take that back!" "Nothing I see from this lot makes me second guess a thing." "We won't get caught." "I'm going to rip his bloody head off." "And they kill you if you whine. You'd hate it." "And you never knew when to shut up." "Seems like sour grapes." "I'm the Champion. What do you want?" "Yes, inviting you to a party is an insidious punishment I've been planning for months." "Without risk, there's no reward." "You're perfectly capable of dealing with such things yourself. I've seen it." "I'd rather teach them to respect the name (Sender's name)." "It was earned." "Remind me why busting down the door isn't an option?" "I just hope - for your sake - this isn't another trick."

[themasterofmemeing]

"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on." -Robert Frost