Down on meme street...

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Plot Idea

Muse A and Muse B are in a relationship but haven't gotten much time together recently. Muse A decides to fix that and messages Muse B that an appliance is broken/there's a leak in the house/whatever to make them come home. They get undressed and are waiting naked on the couch for their partner to come home to seduce them.

Alternate Options: It's not Muse B that comes home, it's one of Muse B's relatives/a neighbor/an actual handyman/etc that comes in and surprises Muse A instead

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Random Quotes From Pinterest

"Only a monster can deal with another monster" "Say 'perhaps' to drugs." "A mother's love is unconditional. Her temper is another story." "You are the love that came without warning. You had my heart before I could say 'no'." "I'd let you bite chunks of my skin off if it meant you were well fed." "Don't forget what I am." "I love the darkness in you." "Better to be an open sinner than a false saint." "Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, then I look at you and I'm ready for war." "You never thought you'd get this attached, did you?" "I'd be lying if I said losing you was something I could handle." "I'm an instrument of chaos." "Not to brag, but I think we're really cute together." "I need you. Not int he ways to survive, but in the ways that make life worth living." "The older I get, the more emotions I substitute with "I'm tired."." "Stop worrying about what you have to lose and start focusing on what you have to gain." "You better pop, lock, and drop that motherfucking attitude." "That's a nice argument. Unfortunately: Your mother." "If I ever get murdered just know I talked shit until the bitter end." "Do you wanna be in cahoots with each other? I don't have a specific scheme in mind, but I think it would be fun to be in cahoots." "Bro, your whimsy! You forgot your whimsy! Your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes" "Pros and cons of dating me are ironically both my mouth." "Be honest: Do you ever fantasize about assassinating me?" "Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people? I have clown blood." "You're so annoying... Unfortunately in a kinda sexy way." "I'm strange but friendly, so people tell me things." "It's a hate boner, I swear." "Me???? Using sarcasm as a defense mechanism?? Avoiding my feelings with dark humor???? What??? No way." "I am, as the poets say, a mess." "Being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot."

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Pierce the Veil - The Jaws of Life Starters Part IV

Emergency Contact "There's no greater vengeance than learning to enjoy again." "Hope you get the message." "Nobody's shatter-resistant." "Therapy is tiring, but so is hiding how you feel." "You can bring the villainy and I can bring the sex appeal." "Leave me something or let me out." "I'm starving." "Push me, pull me." "Waiting for the start of things that I want, this happily-ever-after." "You choke on your words, but you swallow them faster." "I sleep on the couch while you're passed out in the back." "Just want you to be my emergency contact." "Lick you like a battery." "Your speakers can't handle the bass, but you look good under the LEDs." "You're my angel." "You're a fucking angel." "All mine."

Resilience "You get whatever you want, what are you bitching about?" "Look, all I'm saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself." "When the wildfire is over and everything is gone." "Incinerate my tires while we race into the wide open." "See, I don't really wanna think about it, or how it all went wrong." "Houston, there's a problem." "Someone sucked out all the sun." "But I'm better tonight." "Don't waste that hand." "Non-operational for anything else." "You're jealous of my resilience." "When the royal crown is gone and everything is ours." "Regenerate that kind of power reserved for the Marvel gods." "See, I've been coming to the realization that all you do is shine." "Black lights to my problems." "Swallow the first, you rotten swine." "And it's odd that I've been running into spider webs at night."

Kiss Me Now "Kiss me now or never." "'Cause moments face away and nothing lasts forever." "It's not too late." "We belong together." "'Cause life is full of pain." "We're upside down." "Umbrellas catching all the rain." "You take away the misery of crushing doubt." "We'll be young forever." "I don't wanna watch time pass by to see." "And if we're falling through the trees, I'll pick the thorns out you couldn't reach along the way."

Karma Police "Karma Police, arrest this man." "He talks in maths, he buzzes like a fridge, he's like a detuned radio." "Her Hitler hairdo is making me feel ill, and we have crashed her party." "This is what you'll get" "This is what you'll get when you mess with us." "I've given all I can." "It's not enough." "For a minute there I lost myself."

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My Blog is strictly Anti Generative AI

I use no Generative AI to write for me.

I use no Generative AI to create images for me.

I do not wish to write with people who actively use Generative AI.

If you write with me, you won't ever have to fear any AI being used to doing my replies for you. I will not feed your writing to ChatGPT and the like, and I would appreciate it if you don't feed my writing to any kind of Generative AI either. You do not have my consent to do so.

If I reblog AI images/text or use images for aesthetics/graphics that were originally generated without realizing, please let me know. Generative AI images have infiltrated Pinterest and other sites so much, it can be hard to tell sometimes.

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Pierce the Veil - The Jaws of Life Starters Part III

Death of an Executioner "Headlights on your back tonight." "Kill the weight." "Now we're fast and light." "Please don't cool my war machine." "Blood dries on the sparkling led paint." "Kill the competition." "I bleed your fuel." "I'm siphoning the soul left out." "Hold my breath and drive." "I'm staring at the sky, luminous and bright." "Blood red moonlight gaining till you're over me." "Beautiful as everything is crumbling." "The flames dance off your eyes." "Cigarettes on a dark, bent highway." "Follow you from a distance like demons in a death machine." "I feel your stomach tightening." "Power lines from above see nothing." "So, tell the world what I want I'm gonna get." "I pray for bones to break and mirrors to shatter."

Pass the Nirvana "Sink until you're umimpaired." "Slow motion like a rolling eye." "We can hear you loud and clear." "Suicide season is upon and high." "Why you always saying, "Let the good times roll"?" "Kick your mind open like a punk rock show." "Uppercut, bleeding through a softened nose." "If you didn't come home injured, would you say it was a good show?" "'Cause every single fucking day, I try to roll my eyes and breathe." "One hit, now I'm off this shit." "Give up." "I can't hear you though the tension." "This is only a distraction." "Swing, batter up, let's play." "Power until the target bleeds." "Tis gun would never turn on me." "So, (name), will you drop that beat?" "Why you always saying, "Let that shit go"?" "Penny-wise fashion on a sad skid row." "A gentrified neighborhood of blood-soaked homes." "Draw the lines a little further, now they're coming back to get you." "Yo, I can't shine to save my life, but I'll feel through the darkness without you." "I set fires ablaze inside, and stepped into the light to blind you."

Even When I'm Not With You "I could run all night." "I would never tire or slow." "I could hold you tight, tighter than a sold out show." "I believe in the slow ride." "I drag your heart through the sand and snow." "I couldn't live by the old school rule." "I binge-watched every episode." "Oh, I've been wrong." "Heart under the gun, look how far we've come." "Think I finally won." "Red lipped Snow White sipping beer through a straw real slow." "I had a perfect high, lip-locked in a bathroom stall." "Even when I'm not with you, I'm still with you." "It's good to know that I'm the only one who can cut you further." "What is love besides two souls trying to heal each other?"

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Honestly, shout out to azlyrics that's been there since the beginning of time.

That's where I get all my lyrics for my lyric starter posts. <3

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Random Shit My Friend Group Has Said

"It's the queerplatonic polycule of the traveling Scream Hawaiian shirt." "That long-necked spotted bitch!" "Is that a vagina? No, that's a chicken. It's a cock." "I'm not playing to win. I'm playing to understand." "She stole my fluids!" "If you swallow, is it cannibalism?" "Get sucked!" "I'm going to reverse cook this bitch." "Don't ever give a child something called a "goodnut"!" "You mayo-ed my cat!" "It's awake snoring. IE: Struggling to breathe." "The not tame hee-haws are eating my red love flowers!" "Okay, I think you just need your magnifying glass and your nipples, and you'll be good to go!" "Lock in the braincell!" "It got penetrated too hard." "I'm not Konami Coding my washing machine!" "Fuck it, we ball... We do not ball, we die!" "I don't have answers, I just have lore."

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Send my muse random anons

Ask about them, their relationships, their desires, whatever you want to know about them..

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Honey Revenge "Retrovision" Lyric Starters Part 1

Airhead "Damn, I'm such an airhead, no strength in my spine." "With the best intentions, I can't make it right." "Man, I'm really braindead." "I don't see the signs." "I'm stupid, I'm unconscious. Too high up no stopping." "'Scuse me as I take it to the extreme." "I don't think I'm just acting impulsively." "Running too fast but with two left feet." "Tell me wait it out." "I don't know what that means." "Damn, I'm such an airhead." "Skull's empty." "I say dumb things that I don't mean when I don't take the time to breathe." "No ctrl wanna alt delete." "Logic couldn't cut it, no logic couldn't come." "I never invite it, I guess I like being dumb." "Every thought I have screaming 'Oh God'."

Seeing Negative (Disappointment) "Well I'm so fed up with what I'm doing here." "Nothing is ever interesting." "I've given up but not said as much." "It probably comes in clutch that my mouth don't shut." "I don't get it, I never do, how opposites can both be true." "How I'm put together but so unglued." "I know what I want but don't have a clue." "I am trying to understand, 'cause I give one hundred percent." "Why is there a disconnect?" "Cause I'm not getting what I need." "I'm too cautious to let someone interfere." "I won't take my hands off the steering wheel." "I'm drained and confused." "So much to choose, everything to lose, has my ego bruised." "Can't forget and I never will." "Cancel it with overkill." "I'm exhausted by I can't sit still." "Making me anxious but I'm high on the thrill." "I'm so driven but I can't drive." "I'm done stuck sitting in the passenger side." "Where did the time go?" "Fast past but so slow." "I've been needing a change of pace." "If I keep begging then I might get a taste." "Planned and accidental; wasted potential." "The negative is all I see." "I'm only disappointing me."

Are You Impressed? "Sure, I could be doing more, but I could be doing less." "Used to going overboard." "Never been too proud." "I've always been too loud to ignore." "My mouth's a mess." "Now being annoying comes with reward, and everyone's impressed." "Are you impressed?" "Forever trying to please you but I can't." "Following the leader? Not a chance." "Coming down with a fever. Treat her." "I'm doing my best." "Lost sight of what I'm working toward." "It's the same shit, different day." "Battles I have fought before, will they ever go my way?" "Had enough of the drama and now I'm bored. Or maybe I'm depressed."

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Role Models (2008) Quote Starters Part 2

"There are as many woman as there are men on this planet. And every woman has two boobs, for the most part. So therefore, there's twice as many boobs as there are men. We're outnumbered and it's overwhelming. We're powerless. We have to accept it." "Your erection is showing." "Did you know that bald eagles are known to engage in a bizarre mating ritual where two eagles fly upwards, lock talons, then fall towards the earth while rotating, separating moments before they crash into the ground, if, and only if, they consummate their bird fuck? If they don't, they're willing to accept death by hard ground. It's the ultimate race against the clock." "Those are my testicles." "I like you, but I'm not really into the whole buddy-buddy, let's-go-do-stuff-together kind of thing." "I just had one of those days were you wake up and say, "Where did the last 10 years of my life go?"." "I asked my girlfriend to marry me out of impulse. She dumped me. And then I ran a tuck that looks like a bull into a statue of a horse." "Said: Anyone who wears a cape and has a sword should have more friends." "Hey, did you know that dinosaurs are not extinct? Because birds are dinosaurs, and they're everywhere." "So I heard there was some sex on the trip. And some drugs, too. Only thing missing was rock 'n' roll." "I don't have crabs! What have you been telling them, (Name)?" "Did you know in the 14th century that knights used to write love songs and poems for the women they loves, even if she was married?" "(Name), you are not taking this breakup seriously." "Where am I gonna find a girl/boy/person who hates all the same thing I do?" "Dude, don't give up that sweet-ass pussy on my account." "No, but I killed you. You can't kill me after I already killed you." "That's fine if you don't give a shit, but you don't have to ruin it for me, because I give a shit. I give lots of shits!" "No wonder your girlfriend left you, you asshole!" "Question. Maybe a stupid one, but I'm just spit-balling here. The Get Out Of Jail Free card, is that based on something that exists, or...?" "He's just a kid, but he's got a heart of a lion... and the eye of the tiger." "Listen to me, and listen to me good. I am a very animalistic woman. A VERY animalistic woman." "If you let anything bad happen to my cub, I will claw your ass up until you shit sideways." "Bid him good morrow!" "An honorable, albeit court-appointed, friend once said to me, "Do what makes you happy"." "So let us raise our swords in victory, crank this shit up to 11, and let's rip this realm a new asshole!" "Looks like thou art fell for the oldest trick int he scroll." "Thanks for trying to be nice, (Name)." "Well, listen, I got a long-standing relationship with this judge, and I don't want to get too graphic, but I used to suck his dick for drugs." "Well, I was talking about two adults having some pasta, and yes, I was kinda hoping that it would lead to some pussy/dick/ass."

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Role Models (2008) Quote Starters Part 1

"Taste the beast!" "You can do anything you want in life as long as you stay away from drugs." "Thank you, Minotaur Man." "Drugs are bad. Energy drinks, good." "Hey, don't get me wrong, all right? I like to "rock 'n' roll all night and part of every day." "Getting up in front of a group of people and singing is not my idea of fun." "I'm not (name), happy in some brainless job. No goals. No ambition." "Congratulations! You're stupid in three languages." "You're just a miserable dick now!" "Let me give you a little motto I live by life by: You got to hit it and quit it. No ties, tangle free. Nobody tells me what to do. I go bang, bang, bang the drum." "It's not poison. It's got juice in it." "I'm not going anywhere until you talk to me." "I'm a dickish dick, and I'm in a rut." "Let's shake things up. I have an idea. Let's get married. I don't have a ring." "Despite this very well thought out and romantic proposal, I'm not that interested in becoming Mrs./Mr./Mx. Dick-in-a-rut." "(Name), life is hard, and you've become the hardest part of my life." "Today sucks." "Seriously, you're going to get the most insane sympathy-rebound pussy/dick. And this a good month for that, too." "Get ready to have your dreams dashed, kids, 'cause nothing's gonna work out the way you think it's going to." "Game face, bro. Game face." "What part of "game face" do you not understand?" "I just want to start by saying: I think you're amazing, okay? You're like, beauty and brains incarnate." "A party to! Not THE party!" "I'm sort of engaged." "I sort of have a boner." "Well, obviously we're not supposed to butt fuck these kids." "If you were a kid, would you want to hang out with me?" "Why did you put "presence" in quotes. Are you implying that we're not here?" "I wasn't really 100% yet. Don't judge me by that move..." "I hope you weren't planning on slaying me." "I think you're perfect because you're young, you're fun, and you don't wanna go to prison." "Well I trust you two will work this out. I'm not gonna micromanage. Not my modus operandi." "I like the idea of it more than I actually like it." "Diana has put her bosom away. Apollo has lifted his skirt. The day has been launched." "Well I should have guessed. Nothing says royalty like The Burger Hole." "Would it kill you to say 'please'?" "Dude, I just spent the afternoon in Middle-earth with glee-glop and the floopty-doos, all right?" "Of course he has a turtle." "I left you the crock pot. I know you like chili." "I know it's really hard for you right now, but I just want you to know that when you love something, you set it free, and if it's meant to be, you just... You take it back, and it comes..." "I don't get it. He's into dragons and fairies and, you know, hoboes..." "It's not you. I hate having dinner with people." "You see? His dick is the gun!" "Hey! Sexy like a chocolate strawberry." "Camping blows. It's dirty and I don't like sleeping on rocks." "No, 'cause you did it is why I think you did it." "I've never done that before, but I will punch you in the face." "Don't worry. Once the little ones are asleep, I'll break out the PG stuff." "Sometimes I call myself the Booby Watcher."

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High - Magnolia Park Lyric Starters

"I'll give it however you like." "Your taste, your lips, they got me so high." "I'm obsessed with you. Every way you move." "Come on, show me what you can do." "We go back and forth." "Panties on the floor." "I know I make you feel so good." "You want it, you got it." "You want it, you don't gotta try." "You got me so high." "When can it be you and me, so I can get you out those jeans?" "I know you like it slow." "So go ahead and pull my trigger."

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Dragon Age II - Red Hawke Quotes

"You better have a good reason for bothering me." "I don't like it when people interrupt my thoughts." "Why are you pestering me for?" "This is not the time for chatter." "What is it?" "Gooooood, let's get started." "Oh I'm going to enjoy this!" "Now we see blood!" "They keep coming! It's like they want to die!" "There's nothing like the smell of fresh blood!" "Give the Maker(God) my regards." "You should never have fought me!" "I will not make a deal without a sight seen." "Slaying his enemies, just like he's been bred to do." "I'll make it convincing, not to worry." "He doesn't take well to having his flaws pointed out." "I've never argued against you being in prison." "Never bothered me before." "Brooding isn't going to bring him back." "Then don't tell her." "Might not miss him, but I'd still hunt them down for it." "Everyone else's job is easy, is that it?" "You're the one who joined the templars(cops)." "What's that supposed to mean?" "Trying hard, brother(sister/sibling)." "She knew what to expect." "Not my first choice, no." "It does feel like some unseen force is manipulating my fate." "Is there a reason I wouldn't?" "Hmm, I didn't think you cared." "You think I asked for this?" "Haven't thought about it. I just want to get out of here. Alive, if possible." "What did you do to it exactly?" "On second thought, I don't want to know." "Vermin always flock to dark places." "They're dead. Let them go." "I hope this story ends, "And then (sender's name) backhanded the mouthy person." "Strict. High expectations. And if you didn't meet them, you'd hear about it." "My father would never stand for that." "You already know the best way to do that." "Take that back!" "Nothing I see from this lot makes me second guess a thing." "We won't get caught." "I'm going to rip his bloody head off." "And they kill you if you whine. You'd hate it." "And you never knew when to shut up." "Seems like sour grapes." "I'm the Champion. What do you want?" "Yes, inviting you to a party is an insidious punishment I've been planning for months." "Without risk, there's no reward." "You're perfectly capable of dealing with such things yourself. I've seen it." "I'd rather teach them to respect the name (Sender's name)." "It was earned." "Remind me why busting down the door isn't an option?" "I just hope - for your sake - this isn't another trick."

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Dragon Age II - Purple Hawke Starters

"Where are we going? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?" "What earth-shattering matter requires my attention this time?" "'(Name) this, (Name) that'. Why does everything fall to me?" "We do a lot of walking, don't we?" "So what have you thought of the weather lately?" "Can we talk about this? No?" "At least it's not boring!" "And we're under attack. What a surprise!" "Showing up uninvited? So improper!" "You wouldn't consider dying would you?" "Making the world a better place, one enemy at a time!" "One more for me. We're keeping score, right?" "Showing concern for others, (name)? Tongues will wag." "If you could bring your family back from the dead, that's what you'd want? For them to be disappointed in you?" "Does it have to be gravy? Couldn't it be chocolate instead?" "You could never get a straight answer out of the man. Everything was a joke. People say I take after him." "Did it have anything to do with finding another use for those chains?" "I suspect that's an insult." "You'd look grand next to the (surnames). All coiffed and...buttressed." "(Name), my bulbous cherub, you must hear the droning of Lord Full-Of-Shit." "And when have I ever stayed in my place?" "Uh, does that mean I should stop doing that, too?" "You might struggle with the "obedience to authority" part." "Well, you know where you can "uphold" them." "But they're such fun! And you're so old now!" "Do you have an estate? I have an estate." "Like a dragon! Guarding my treasure hoard. Shall I eat passerby? Maybe I can demand virgin sacrifices." "You find something inappropriate?" "We do seem to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the city." "Like I don't have enough people trying to kill me already?" "Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?" "Oooh, cloak and dagger phrases! How about...the queasy crow...flies at midnight?" "Someday, I'd like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week." "I'd like to know who this (name) is. With a name like that, he's bound to go "mwa-ha-ha" at some point. I know it." "I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair." "Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving children or animals." "Oh, that's all? I think I'd rather take my chances with the darkspawn." "Strange occupation for a Warden(soldier). Aren't you more about taint and death, not healing and salvation?" "He still thinks about dog things. Just with more clarity." "I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much." "Is it brilliant or horrible that you play diamondback with my dog?" "You should set up shop. It's no worse than your current digs." "Well, if she ever left the house, (name) would probably steal that, too." "I don't want to think of it myself." "Keep thinking good thoughts." "No worries, everything is dandy now." "Keeping secrets, brother(sister/sibling)? Tsk." "I'll check under your best when we get home." "Right, can't be that big of a job. Saving the world." "I'll arrange a "thanking queue" when we're back in town." "Oh yes. Bon-bons and peppermints until I am absolutely stuffed. All right, I didn't mean it like that." "We do attract a peculiar kind of fortune." "Go with your strengths I guess." "And dumb luck. That's the other reason you're alive." "So kill everything lower than your upturned nose?" "If you like, we could leave a strongly worded note on his grave and go." "And the church says it's all about protecting families." "They gave me a medal. It's shiny." "Coming on a bit strong, (name). We've only just met." "You're right. I'm feeling so close to you right now."

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Dragon Age II - Purple Hawke Starters

"Where are we going? How should I know? Do I look like the leader of this merry band of misfits?" "What earth-shattering matter requires my attention this time?" "'(Name) this, (Name) that'. Why does everything fall to me?" "We do a lot of walking, don't we?" "So what have you thought of the weather lately?" "Can we talk about this? No?" "At least it's not boring!" "And we're under attack. What a surprise!" "Showing up uninvited? So improper!" "You wouldn't consider dying would you?" "Making the world a better place, one enemy at a time!" "One more for me. We're keeping score, right?" "Showing concern for others, (name)? Tongues will wag." "If you could bring your family back from the dead, that's what you'd want? For them to be disappointed in you?" "Does it have to be gravy? Couldn't it be chocolate instead?" "You could never get a straight answer out of the man. Everything was a joke. People say I take after him." "Did it have anything to do with finding another use for those chains?" "I suspect that's an insult." "You'd look grand next to the (surnames). All coiffed and...buttressed." "(Name), my bulbous cherub, you must hear the droning of Lord Full-Of-Shit." "And when have I ever stayed in my place?" "Uh, does that mean I should stop doing that, too?" "You might struggle with the "obedience to authority" part." "Well, you know where you can "uphold" them." "But they're such fun! And you're so old now!" "Do you have an estate? I have an estate." "Like a dragon! Guarding my treasure hoard. Shall I eat passerby? Maybe I can demand virgin sacrifices." "You find something inappropriate?" "We do seem to spend a ridiculous amount of time in the city." "Like I don't have enough people trying to kill me already?" "Brilliant! Why didn't I think of that?" "Oooh, cloak and dagger phrases! How about...the queasy crow...flies at midnight?" "Someday, I'd like to go one week without meeting an insane mage. Just one week." "I'd like to know who this (name) is. With a name like that, he's bound to go "mwa-ha-ha" at some point. I know it." "I have an excellent sense of dramatic timing. And good hair." "Let's be more specific. I don't do anything involving children or animals." "Oh, that's all? I think I'd rather take my chances with the darkspawn." "Strange occupation for a Warden(soldier). Aren't you more about taint and death, not healing and salvation?" "He still thinks about dog things. Just with more clarity." "I'm worried about you. You're enjoying this a little too much." "Is it brilliant or horrible that you play diamondback with my dog?" "You should set up shop. It's no worse than your current digs." "Well, if she ever left the house, (name) would probably steal that, too." "I don't want to think of it myself." "Keep thinking good thoughts." "No worries, everything is dandy now." "Keeping secrets, brother(sister/sibling)? Tsk." "I'll check under your bed when we get home." "Right, can't be that big of a job. Saving the world." "I'll arrange a "thanking queue" when we're back in town." "Oh yes. Bon-bons and peppermints until I am absolutely stuffed. All right, I didn't mean it like that." "We do attract a peculiar kind of fortune." "Go with your strengths I guess." "And dumb luck. That's the other reason you're alive." "So kill everything lower than your upturned nose?" "If you like, we could leave a strongly worded note on his grave and go." "And the church says it's all about protecting families." "They gave me a medal. It's shiny." "Coming on a bit strong, (name). We've only just met." "You're right. I'm feeling so close to you right now."

[downonmemestreet]

Wake Up Dead Man Sentence Starters Part 2

"You...hypocritical son of a bitch!" "I wanted to see for myself, you eat his shit with a spoon and come back for seconds." "That's kind of condescending. You don't know what we're feeling." "So, you and your son have my sword." "You promised if I stuck with you, you could heal me." "If that's true, I don't need you to be a saint." "We're with you, (name), and literally nothing you say or do is gonna change that." "Oh you're a dangerous man." "No one must ever trust or hire you again." "You must be buried; exposed as the irrelevant clown that you are." "I promised you nothing." "This is a joke. Right? A joke?" "Yes, we are at war, and I cast you out of my fortress." "Why'd he torch them all?" "He unburdened himself." "I hate this place." "I hate this sad flock of losers." "He was gonna shutter this dump and retire in filthy wealth." "Together we could build a real empire." "Can you imagine what we could do in Christ's name?" "We need to burn them off like leeches." "'Cause of your petty vindictiveness, one of them might have killed him for it." "His accounts are empty. There's nothing." "(Name) files everything and it isn't here." "You'd have done anything to keep the prodigal son from getting the fortune." "It burns you up, you bitter hag." "That money is one Psalm in the Bible of my bitterness, you fucking child." "You. You're a detective. I'll pay you." "We should look everywhere." "Can I...I have to, uh, interrupt." "I'm feeling pretty alone right now." "Any time, day or night, I'm here for you." "But he was not on the verge of solving a murder when it happened." "It wasn't an accident. I killed him with hate in my heart." "Would you look at me when I'm talking to you?" "And by using me in it, you're setting me against my real and only purpose in life!" "Nine seconds alone and unseen." "Okay, (name/pronoun) was 100% medically dead dead." "Okay, then I can also say out loud, a man can't just rise from the dead." "I mean, there's obviously some Scooby Doo shit going on here." "Flee into the dark, you murderer!" "This might get unpleasant. I mean, more unpleasant." "I have to do it of my own free will or it won't mean anything." "When (name) collapsed in that closet space, he wasn't dead. He wasn't even stabbed yet." "A moment of distraction presents itself." "It is time to break this tawdry facade of miracles and resurrections and reveal what really happened." "I'm saying I cannot solve this case." "My revelation came from (name/pronoun). His example to have grace. Grace for my enemy. Grace for the broken. Grace for those who deserve it the least but who need it the most." "I told myself it started with pure intent, but the truth is it started with a lie." "I know where he hid it. And you'll never find it." "All my life, I was not the bad one. I was the good one." "Anything for you, my angel." "But he trusted me, because he loved me." "It was supposed to be so simple." "I wasn't supposed to be there." "You're safe now." "Let the hatred go." "Little punk bitch." "There is nothing I would rather not do."

[downonmemestreet]

Wake Up Dead Man Sentence Starters Part 1

"So you're a fighter then." "Well, we have a deacon who would say otherwise if his jaw wasn't broken." "I did some other things." "We need fighters today, but to fight the world, not ourselves." "You start fighting wolves, and before you know it, everyone you don't understand is a wolf." "I just want to be a good priest." "Nobody's actually that upset that you clocked him." "Yeah, well, curb your enthusiasm." "Okay, look, (name) has his supporters here. I'm not one of them." "Between you and me, I think he's a few beads shy of a full rosary and a real son of a bitch." "Sorry I said 'Jesus'." "I've masturbated four times this week." "Once in the middle of the night, after a dream about one of those Japanese cat cafes. But the cats were girls." "Makes me sick: these kids painting rocket ships all over his sacred resting place." "A reminder of the shameful sin of the harlot whore." "She loves revealing clothes and her fancy brands." "Wealth and the power that comes with it is Eve's Apple." "What did he do with the fortune?" "In a demonic rage, she defiled this holy place." "People are numb these days." "He wasn't successful enough, rich enough, good enough for her." "I believed they could heal me." "The Spirit really moved him today, huh?" "The seductive power of his charisma was undeniable." "Satisfy your selfish heart." "He didn't transform me. He sustains me every day." "You'll...you'll tell him? Contraction of the simple future tense meaning you haven't told him?" "He says: "What the holy heck?" Only he didn't use the word "heck". Or "holy"." "It's at a church. It's with me. It's official." "It's like his superpower has been turned against him." "Did you know he literally built a moat around his house?" "The world's a wolf. You devil. You devil wolf. You're a devil wolf." "Satan! Satan struck him down!" "I... I don't hate any guts." "Proud heretic." "Listen... you want to kick me out, you go right ahead." "You can always be honest by not saying the unhonest part." "I guess the question is do these stories convince us of a lie? Or do they resonate with something deep inside us that's profoundly true? That we can't express any other way...except storytelling." "Touché. Padre." "Everyone thinks I did it. I didn't do it." "What I see is not a guilty man in torment, but an innocent man tormented by guilt." "Yes, that's our wiggly wiggly." "First off, I owe (name) a fruit basket for giving me your number." "(Name), once again, earning your keep." "No, I didn't see a knife-shooting robot behind him." "You said if you had all the pieces, you would have an answer." "You haven't slept in 36 hours. I think it's bedtime." "Better question is: why'd I think I could lie to you and get away with it?" "Listen, I don't care what the internet says. I think there's a chance you didn't do it." "You shut your mouth, you little shit weasel." "That poor girl."