Cursed Housamo Confessions

Because this fandom needed its cursed confession blog like it's 2013. Takemaru is best boy, Melusine is best girl fight me.

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Congrats to the Housamo anime for getting a season 2!!

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my immortal never again

something that should have only taken 20 minutes took twice as long because i couldn’t stop laughing while doing this. i hate myself for doing this but i also think this is something the world should see and speculate. i should have my human rights revoked or something after this i’m sorry-

link to the actual My Immortal fanfic: https://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm

Chapter 1 AN: Orphaned fangz (get it, coz Im transit) 2 my bf (ew not in that way) ghaskan playing world flipper, jyo 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Kengo ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! LW ROX!

Hi my name is Protagonist Mono'nobe Salomon Goat Hooves and I have spiky brunette hair (that’s how I got my name) with a gold ring and a jacket that reaches my mid-back and shiny gray eyes like peer salt gems and a lot of people tellme I look like Yuji Ono (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Typhon but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a hybrid but my teeth are straight and white. I have fair skin. I’m also a Summoner, and I go to a magic school called Shinjuku Academy in Tokyo where I’m in the second year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather mini skirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Shinjuku Academy. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

“Hey Protagonist!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was… Tezcatlipoca!

“What’s up Tez?” I asked.

“Nothing.” he said shyly.

But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.

AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!

don’t worry i’m never doing this again…

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desu

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DarkyDroggo on Twitter

“I just got this idea from a confession on Housamo Tumblr, Lmao this is so cursed XD #Housamo #TokyoAfterschoolSummoners #Protagonist2 #Arc

@DERGDARK DID THIS FANART OFF OF CONFESSION 206 CHECK IT OUTTT AND GIVE THEM LOVE

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AGH

WHY DIDNT TUMBLR LET ME KNOW I GOT SOME NEW ASKS AGHHH

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Confession 230

Hephaestus and Talos likes to cosplay as Jotaro and Star Platinum or Giorno and Golden Experience

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Confession 229

Tsathoggua seems like he smells like corn chips and I would like to verify this up close and personally

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Confession 228

I wanna sleep on Behemoth like he was Totoro.

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Confession 227

Kenta has a precious smile

(did I do it right?)

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Confession 226

I want to touch Hogen's "sword".

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Confession 225

I don’t know if this counts as a confession but oh well: I ship Bathym x Garmr. They have something going on and I can feel it

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Welcome back from the dead

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Confession 224

I just wanna give Zabby a hug. I feel like he needs it. Also, since I'm taller than him, his face is gonna rest on someone else's tiddies for once.

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Confession 223

Back when i was first learning about the game, Macan's name always translated to Goose... now my friends hate me because i always refer to him as Goose

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Confession 222

From day one i always wanted to suffocate in Macan's fat fucking tits

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Confession 221

I want to see Yasuyori in a car wash girl outfit dancing to Baby Got Back

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Confession 220

Seth is a chubby chaser and nothing can change my mind

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Why is Maria the one taking confessions? She's the worst nun ever! XD Besides isnt this Azazel's or Zaba's job? Even then I'd think twice about confessing to them. How has no one noticed this?! XD

i know i did this in confession form but its funny cause maria becoming the mascot of this blog was an accident lol. originally i just used takemaru for a face but time fter time i’d used something with maria and she just became the face of the blog XD