I talked to my friend, in the DeviantArt comments, about how I say very rude things when I'm drunk ... and it reminds me)
In 2011, the brother of my friend joined in the army, and they had a party in their house, because it was his dream and he was accepted to make it as a full job)) He is three years older than I, but we attended the high school together. I think, he is the only friend I have, which is not like me, not in gothic or heavy metal, but he is a very cool guy. There was 20 people in the house, a small house) and his mother brought the alcohol for everyone ... she was better to hold a party than my mom. only 2 hours, and I was so drunk. I don’t get so drunk that I pass out, and I know what I'm doing, but I do so stupid things) I went to the fridge and there is a box of fruit there. I had some rude ideas and put a banana in my pocket. The girl I want to be naughty with was outside, but my friend's mom went in the kitchen. I told her, "put your hands on my jeans and guess what side is the banana" She know that I was drunk and stupid. I walked backwards and grinning at her like an idiot, I fell on the table, and I broke a plate with a sandwich on it. She got my hand and walked me upstairs. I thought, 'Oh, my God ... If I have to fuck the mother of my friend, I have so many problems, but she is not married. '' She put me on the bed in the guest room, and I thought that she wanted to get a condom, I said it’s in my jacket. Yes, I almost use my brain sometimes)), and I asked her, "Do you want a banana or my dick? ... I was wrong)) No, she locked me in the room and called my mom before I broke more of their things ) My mom come to pick me up and drive home, she said, that I am very rude and need to be dipped in cold water. at home, my mom put her hand in my pocket, I yelled at her, and she put the banana in my mouth, to silence me. The skin on a banana does not taste good. I was not allowed alcohol for a long time)