Curtin

Not a drape

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Dreamiest of daddies

OK I'm gonna rant. Not really. More like talk til I tire myself cause I just took painkillers also lexi is currently mad cause she hit her head on somethibg and yelling at her doggers for being incestual but like yeah I downloaded Dream Daddy. WOO. DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM DADDY. Why did u download this game you may ask. I don't know. I heard it was funny and gay. I'm glad of those things so I thought why not. And I can't. This game is too much for me. The ginger dude is too much of an ass and Gorham dude is too Emo cringe. Craig is Asian. Craig is nice. But like WHITE SWEATERVEST DUDE IS A CULT LEADER AND KEEPS TRYNA FUCK. and he's married. Like woah buddy. I Rate it 3 sexy Santas outta 5 🎅🏿🎅🏿🎅🏿

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And here we are

Im gonna rant. I never rant. Well that’s a lie. I rant on two occasions which can lead to multiple rants depending on if these things happen.ready? 1.when fake bitches try to play me then turn out to be wrong then I expose their asses on all their shit that they think i forgot or don’t know about and Dos. WHEN TELEVISION SHOWS GOT ME DONE FUCKED UP. I love TV. They gave me friends(which was ight) they gave me freaks and geeks. They gave me community. They gave me TENGEN TOPPA GURREN LAGAAN (sorry my Weeaboo Jones came out) but like I never thought a show would leave me more bitter and disappointed than how I met your mother when Ted decides to go after Robin. Like a whole 10 year setup just for you to say you want that bitch Robin? Like really?its called how I met your mother not HOW I MET THAT lemme calm myself cause I ain’t even gonna discuss that today I’ll let it slide for now for Neil Patrick Harris’ sake. I got Netflix woo hoo . I watched 13 reasons why. I was warned I would hate my life after. I now hate my life. Props for me not listening. Also lexi if you’re reading this I apologize for the grammar you’ll be seeing and I hope you give me an earful later😂😅 but yeah this show got me fucked up. I didn’t wanna keep watching but like Tony kept me wanting more. I lost my anger on the show rn cus I got pizza in my hand but yeah I’ll still watch season 2. I just want more Tony and to watch Bryce get shot or jailed or both

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Style

Listen man I'm sorry that like to wear dresses. They flow and give good breezes and they feel soft. And they fit me nicely Why you gotta hate Not my fault you can't fit In your girl's clothes. Noth my fault I rock it better than you. Morale of storey is... Don't be mad cus I'm a baddie 🤗

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What a onedaful wold

I have a poem for all yall Roses are red This flower is white You’re white But you ain’t so delicate tho You both cute tho Oh my rhymes don’t rhyme tho Oh no Gotta go Clap clap clap Did you enjoy that one Of course you did here’s another Noth that you had a choice not to hear anotha one I have a friend named lex She stole my girl quicker than some tex mex Now all she do is flex Cause she got nothing but that new rolex Thank you thank you Snap snap snap Now insert random gif

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So I have this friend

She’s amazing. She’s talented and smart and correct your sentences in 3 seconds. She’s also Hella beautiful and I’m talking before she puts on her bomb ass makeup and then she really takes over a room. She also got that ass that always bounces back. Maybe. I don’t know I’m not really an ass type of guy😅. Now Id like to say I’m not confessing my love because Naw. She cool but Naw we’d kill each other after 3 minutes if that happened and also I’m in happy loving relationship but I’d like to just appreciate one of my favorites. Now I’m gonna put a picture of Jack because he has nice face (her sister makes amazing soap and bath bombs and they make me smell fruity and nice)

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Brian dead dumbo

Yeah I might've gotten hit in the head too much and got a concussion. I feel like a complete dumbass but now I feel even more dumb than before. Like I'm thinking too deep about the simplest of things like if I was actually smart before hitting my head and if blue and Clifford had the same strange skin disease causing discoloration in the fur. Also how I spelled brain wrong in the first line but don't care enough to fix it. Life is great

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Butterfly

Don’t you ever wonder about alternate outcomes of simple shit. Like of you didn’t cheat on that psych test. Or that Spanish test. Or that math test (I really need to start studying for once) or like if you wonder what would’ve happened if you didn’t waste your time with certain hoes and just focused on a good girl. Like where would we end up? Happy? Still hating life? Maybe nothing changes. And everything stays the same. Also I hope my grammar is less atrocious this time (+1 point for using a big word correctly🤓)

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I'm not a writer

So I'm the last person to write a fanfic or anything because I suck ass at English and grammar and pretty much everything. I bet if a certain person saw this now they would find a good 7 grammar mistakes. Well what do I talk about. I know. Life is like a Toaster. We are all bread. And what does Bread do. Make you fat. And just like life it makes you fat