great googly moogly its all gone to shit

kais (or sand. listen. im not redoing my tags) / 31 / potato

[kewlb0t]

[i-fuck-audis]

MY FUCKING CAR

[mythtakens]

I know for a fact other dimensions and realities exist because that’s where some of you people are watching tv

[sandhawk]

hey also don't tell anyone but i actually thought i was turning 33 this year

[sandhawk]

there was a spider in the toe of my boots that i wore around the house like a crazy person bc the leather is stiff so im like 'HMM BETTER BREAK THESE IN WHILE IT'S HOT' and anyway it crawled out after i finally took them off and i feel like... so bad for that spider. sorry little guy

[thememedaddy]

[sandhawk]

if it doesn't stop being slightly muggy i am going to blow up the sun

[sandhawk]

what if we went five minutes without ruining things for no reason? what if?

[sarcastictexas]

So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

[neverendingmidnightsun]

the most 2014 post possible

[whatsthebird]

What's the Bird?

Location: California

Date: September

Bird - 969 is ...

White-winged Parakeet

Mitred Parakeet

Nanday Parakeet

Monk Parakeet

None of the Above

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Remaining time: 5 hours 50 minutes

We ask that discussion under questions be limited to how you came to your conclusion, not what your conclusion was.

Answer hidden under the cut.

Mitred Parakeet - graciously submitted by @welegato2

No spoilers please!

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[sapphling]

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[wileycap]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[passionpeachy]

moon snail 🌕

[occupy-gallifrey]

Neolithic Pig-Shaped Pot, c. 6.000 years old. Collection: Jiangsu Provincial Museum, Nanjing, Pottery and Porcelain Gallery

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[northirish]

I'm weird, I'm a little stupid, I'm contrarian, I'm spiteful, I'm unpleasant and smell of cheese and this is why I'll be America's next Top Model

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account