Forget me not my dear, my darling

formerly hauptmannholmes semi-hiatus "OPPS TRIIPED OVER THIS ROPE AND ACCIDENTLY PANTSED KEN CURTIS" - fran idiots

[curtiswaynegates]

ye gods I'm back (kinda). truth be told, I missed you guys. a lot.

[curtiswaynegates]

Remember the game of "how many Germans can you fit on one tank"? Skip here to 4:27 youtube (not letting me put in the whole link) watch?v=g6qC4GRUj0o (this is rat patrol nonny by the way. How ya doin'?)

I'm wonderful and I will watch that clip just as soon as I can~

[curtiswaynegates]

shoutout to my dad who turned 63 yesterday and is now pacing restlessly at the library so i can troll through roddy mcdowall's imdb. that's love kids.

[curtiswaynegates]

Cashier: *dies at register*

Customer: are you open

[curtiswaynegates]

priorities

chelsea: why is it so hard to find someone who's cute and sweet and pinches your butt every once in a while?

aubrey: yes. i want pats on the bum and kisses on the nose.

aubrey: all any girl really wants, right?

chelsea: that and a home library.

[curtiswaynegates]

i just remembered that i have rat patrol headcannons an theyre all heartrendingly sad.

[confessionsofaformerteenybopper]

[entrailboy-deactivated20200811]

Do you ever fangirl so hard that you just…

embarrass yourself. Alone. In your room.

[micdotcom]

American Indian Rapper SupaMan was just named as an MTV Artist of the Week

The news: Christian Parrish Takes the Gun. Remember his name.

The Apsáalooke American Indian hails from the Crow Nation Reservation near Billings, Mont., and on March 21, the MTV Iggy blog named him Artist of the Week from among hundreds of competitors.

What makes him special? Well, he raps under the name “SupaMan,” he sings, he makes crazy drum loops, he’s a champion powwow fancy dancer and sometimes, if you’re lucky, he does all four at the same time.

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[gifss-heaveen]

[thelittletrampcharlie-deactivat]

"guys from old movies are so unattractive"

oh yeah

totally

completely

absolutely

the most unattractive 

unappealing

group of dudes

I’ve ever seen

in my life

just horrible

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[teacupnosaucer]

this post was amazing from start to finish

[archaeologicals-deactivated2016]

MYTHOLOGY MEME - Medusa

In Greek mythology Medusa (“guardian, protectress”) was a Gorgon, a chthonic female monster, and a daughter of Phorcys and Ceto. In a late version of the Medusa myth, related by the Roman poet Ovid, Medusa was originally a beautiful maiden, “the jealous aspiration of many suitors” and priestess in Athena’s temple. But because Poseidon raped her in Athena’s temple, the enraged Athena transformed Medusa’s beautiful hair to serpents and made her face so terrible to behold that the mere sight of it would turn men to stone.

[starshavelosttheirglitter]

[broadcastarchive-umd-deactivate]

HAPPY 103rd BIRTHDAY, LUCILLE DESIREE BALL!

(August 6, 1911 - April 26, 1989)

"I’m not funny. What I am is brave." — Lucille Ball.

[snowwhties]

#marriage

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[curtiswaynegates]

Eartha Kitt. Photographed by Gordon Parks. (1952)

[femaleficar]