star wars fans really just make anything up
I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.
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Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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star wars fans really just make anything up
I’m not Glup Shitto-ing you. He has a sexstache and everything.
star wars heritage post
Happy Pride to Biggs Darklighter
I hate to tell you this, but they don't care. This ship is going down, and those soldiers, my brothers, are willing to die and take you and me along with them. You're a good soldier Rex. So is every one of those men down there. They may be willing to die, but I am not the one who is going to kill them.
Victory and Death | Aired May 4th, 2020
every time AMCA makes the cal kestis double jump joke i have to go back and read the og post
Mirroring Sheev's Plan by Sullivan
Performed by Austin Walker on AMCA
(originally posted on Cohost)
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Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)
get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)
Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
chill as emperor for a while. humiliate Vader for a laugh. make death star.
Endgame achieved.
(Vader's kid blows up my death star)
PIVOT: get new young apprentice by turning him evil once he kills his dad, or maybe make Vader cooler by making him kill his gay son. either way its a win-win for me.
(thrown down hole and killed.)
PIVOT: good thing i kept those clone jars!! make new clone body to inhabit. takes time to get right. need something to do until then
build enormous fleet of big spaceships, each with their own super death star laser. keep em on the down low... why use em? they lose half the value as soon as you fly them off the lot
(clone son betrays me but its no biggie. its fine. have loads of clones at this point. whats one clone son?)
create a DECOY fascist empire. put one of my weirder clones in charge. Not giving them any of my ships though. can build his own shit. dont look at me. get a bank loan
let failed clone recruit vaders grandson (will explain why later) let those guys take over the galaxy with a different super death star. assume they built this one themselves. very cute!
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
(only via proxy tho. not done yet)
let(??) vaders grandson ("ben"?? ok) usurp failed clone and rule galaxy. wants to “kill the past” but whatever. can still make this work. NEED to keep this kid in the mix (will make sense when we get there)
drop the big news. Im not dead! Fortnite. awesome moment.
lead kylo ren to my base using complex scavenger hunt. puzzle knife.
tell him he’s always actually worked for me. big reveal. big moment. He's my lackey now. a little traitorous and unreliable, but this will pay off later trust me
use death star ships to take over galaxy even more
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
(awesome... but not enough. something missing)
let kylo ren lead clone granddaughter to home base using complex scavenger hunt. Puzzle Knife cool enough idea to do twice i think
taunt granddaughter into killing me so i can possess her un-janked body. All part of my grand scheme...
Endgame achieved. (??)
(kylo ren betrays me)
PIVOT: Possession stupid plan anyway. Instead, use ben and reys Horny Essence to make my nasty old body normal again.
throw ben in hole (grandson purpose revealed)
destroy resistance with lightning powers. shooting spaceships down with magic lightning basically a solved problem at this point.
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
kill the granddaughter actually. dont need her anymore. lightning powers classic for a reason.
ive got this thing in the bag as long as she doesn't bounce the lightning back at me off her fucking laser sword.
Endgame achieved.
Han, Luke, and Chewie in Return of the Jedi
Posting it by itself too just un case sjsbsb
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Sheev's Plan:
get elected to senate for naboo
start new sith order
work republic and separatists against each other. recruit evil guy to lead separatists.
(this jedi kid is wicked strong!)
get jedi in deep with clone army. (save some clone jars for later? just in case...)
PIVOT: Make the jedi kid evil. dont need separatist guy anymore. got a new evil guy.
make my evil guy kill his jedi pals when they come to arrest me. ill finish em off with my lightning attack
(fucking guy used his sword to bounce my lightning back at me! honestly my fault. takes a minute for the lightning to wind down and he got my ass on the bounce. fair play. now i look like a leather couch but its fine. can blame jedi for THAT too)
Use the clones to kill the jedi, have my evil guy kill the seperatists, keep the army, spin into empire
GALAXY NOW UNDER MY CONTROL
In the game Jedi Academy, when a character falls a distance, they have a short little gasp or yell. It's mostly the same for every avatar.. except if you play as Luke. Then you get this OMG-dramatic-unforgettable scream that is amazingly and laughably over the top.
TLJ Parallels (10/??)
Sad, shirtless, sympathetic bad boys
In the original dailies of this scene, director Richard Marquand asked Mark Hamill to act angry and frustrated throughout his entire sequence with Ben. George Lucas was quite unhappy with this interpretation. Later on, when he brought on his soon to be ex-wife, Marcia, she scoured through each of the takes to try and splice together as many cuts to subdue the tone without having to do reshoots. This was detailed in the Howard Kazanjian biography book from a few years ago.
Boba Fett by Alex Maleev
Andor really embraces the analog retrofuturism of Star Wars’ original design. The empire developed intergalactic space travel before it developed digital screens. The indigenous peoples of Kenari seem to have developed synthetic fabrics before they developed electricity
looking at shaak ti's and jocasta's and luminara's robes I think maybe we should start dressing more jedi women in elaborate decorated heavy fabrics again
walk walk fashion baby
live lesbian and prosper
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the sith triumvirate
i just finished playing kotor 2 for the first time!! i enjoyed it sm i have like 55 hours on my save file lol
Star Wars poster from Italy, 1977. Artwork by Michelangelo Papuzza.