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@cuscutazagani-blog
( ooc: i'm not sure how i ended up here, but omg is this blog real? b/c i've been laughing about all of this crack for a good fifteen minutes. well played ~ /kurosis/ )
((You bet this blog is real. How dare you laugh at this adorable cuddly plant! He’s just curious and very loving! So misunderstood, he suffers. How dare.))
No vines moved to undress Hakuryuu any further than just that arm - and when the prince protested about the public nature of their location he even tugged some of the clothes back up with slim tendrils, wrapping Hakuryuu back up with just the wooden arm bare.
The small roots wriggled in only superficially, but there were a lot of them to settle. Had there been bark around the arm, the roots would not have penetrated further than just through the bark, leeching from the nutrients.
“Ah, thank you.” he said, feeling the vines pull his cloths back up a bit more even as they left his wooden arm exposed. He shifted a little, flexing his fingers a bit as he watched the plant.
As the plant settled he realized it wasn’t going very deep, however there seemed to be a lot of it. every time it brushed or went though one of the few places in the arm he could feel he made a small noise and shifted a little but for the most part it wasn’t hurting him to much.
When he was properly settled, the little roots stilled completely, simply slowly absorbing the nutrients he needed from the arm. The vines calmed, wrapping comfortably around Hakuryuu’s arm and resting contently against his shoulder.
Here he would stay, and always be together with his very favourite human. This spot was perfect.
“awww young snake and plant love. So innocent, so pure.”
Slips around Hakuryuu to ask for his blessing.
🔑 (cuscutazagani)
She let out a not so little squeak when she realised just who was locked in this room with her. She backed against the wall, making sure not to step on the plant. “H-Hey…I…I…I-I’m sor-ry….f-for l..last tim-me…” No, that totally wasn’t a scared stutter at all. And she wasn’t freaked out. No, Lady Maader would never fear a plant. “Pleas-se d-don’t hurt m-me?” If that plant would dare touch her again she’d just rip those damn vines off until none were left!
.....not that human again. This one was nasty. The nastiest of humans.
The plant vibrated angrily, vines uncoiling to grow in volume threateningly. No, this human would not hurt him again.
This was perfect.
Different tendrils tugged Hakuryuu’s clothes open, moving positively gently while they laid the wooden arm bare. Whichever vine had the honour of being petted arched into the touch with a happy wriggle before moving on with its task, revealing the arm before starting to warp around it.
A deep creaking noise resounded as small root-like appendages started to nestle into the wood, the whole plant wiggling in content now as he settled.
As his cloths where tugged open Hakuryuu’s face darkened. He shifted, coughing a little. “Hey, not right now we’re in the open.” he said, feeling the plant lean into his touch and wriggle a bit before going back to what it was doing.
Hakuryuu didn’t think much of it on his arm, till he heard a creaking noise and felt a bit of pain as something started to move into his arm causing him to gasp. “h-hey! Uh…” he said, shifting a little and gently poking the plant. “what are…”
No vines moved to undress Hakuryuu any further than just that arm - and when the prince protested about the public nature of their location he even tugged some of the clothes back up with slim tendrils, wrapping Hakuryuu back up with just the wooden arm bare.
The small roots wriggled in only superficially, but there were a lot of them to settle. Had there been bark around the arm, the roots would not have penetrated further than just through the bark, leeching from the nutrients.
*curls around protectively* No slugs allowed on this human. (cuscutazagani)
“For once I’m almost happy to see you…” He pets the plant.
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The plea came as a surprise. The human had been gasping and screaming, but wasn’t that because the slug refused to be removed? Not he pleaded to stop. Maybe he should reconsider these forceful methods.
The vines started to retreat, slipping out of Olba’s ass and slowly releasing the slug at the front. Instead they curled under his body, cradling him simply in the air where he would be kept safe from any other possible slugs, for now.
cuscutazagani:
Just curious
Don’t move and it may slither away once bored.
Is this human broken? Let’s wrap around it and see if it starts working again.
“What on earth… slugs and vines everywhere…. I… I do not know what to make of this….”
Curiously circles around his feet. These humans were sure growing everywhere these days.
“E-eek!” He let out a rather shrill cry of distress. THE VINES. “W-what do you want?!”
The tips of the vines rubbed up against Nadir’s ankles, curiously feeling up his skin. The quickly writhed into his clothes to find more, doing nothing but wrapping around limbs in an intimate hug.
*prods at his foot with a vine* (cuscutazagani - not a slug, but at least he noticed you)
“What’s this? You lost?” The magi exclaimed, stepping on the vine.
True enough, the cussing and struggling only angered the plant even more. When it was no longer possible to tighten his grip, the plant went for a different method to make the magi stop struggling.
With a few fast moves the clothes the man was wearing were ripped off, thin tendrils slipping under golden bangles to try pull them off as well. Every inch was searched to make sure the magi was utterly defenseless, before he was raised even higher in the air and turned upside down.
Judar yelped, his face flushing pink. If only a certain someone hadn’t stolen his wand then this wouldn’t have been a problem. He was already defenseless, removing his clothing and doing this was just putting salt in the wound.
“S-Sheesh, g-getting fresh with me huh?” He whined as he was searched. This was humiliating and embarrassing. Then to add to it he was turned upside down. It’s not like he wasn’t used to floating the wrong side up, but there was something about being forced to do it that made him feel even more vulnerable. The blood started to pool to his face. “S-Stupid plant.”
Ah, it seemed the dangerous human was armed after all.
Tendrils wrapped around Judar’s manhood triumphantly, twisting and pulling in an attempt to ‘disarm’ him. It may be soft and small, but the plant knew not to underestimate weapons. He’d been hurt with the most innocent objects.
The tugs grew harder in frustration when the human did not let go of his weapon, the object seemingly stuck.
A flying human?
The vines vibrated slightly in anger at the magi’s claim. Those were his humans, and his favourite ones to boot. He’d protect them from this flying human if necessary.
A vine raised up, reaching for the magi’s foot once more - a tad bit less friendly this time.
۞ | - Jᴜᴅᴀʀ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ʜɪs ғᴇᴇᴛ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴄʀᴏssᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ, sᴛᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ. “Plants shrivel up in the cold, dont they?” He shot a spike of ice at the vine, missing on purpose as a warning. “Go play with other peoples butts. But leave my boyfriends out of it.”
The vines jumped in distress, slithering away from where the ice hit quickly. The plant vibrated angrily, long thick vines slowly uncoiling to prepare for attack.
Gives him the BEST PLANT EVER reward and pets a vine
“What on earth… slugs and vines everywhere…. I… I do not know what to make of this….”
Curiously circles around his feet. These humans were sure growing everywhere these days.
Best human ever!
vines wriggled into his sleeve to look for the comfy wooden arm, intending to find a place to root and get comfy. Staying with this human forever sounded like a great idea.
As the vines started to wriggle into his sleeve Hakuryuu blinked, tilting his head. “What are you up to there friend?” he asked, fingers gently brushing the parts of the vines that weren’t already in his sleep.
This was perfect.
Different tendrils tugged Hakuryuu’s clothes open, moving positively gently while they laid the wooden arm bare. Whichever vine had the honour of being petted arched into the touch with a happy wriggle before moving on with its task, revealing the arm before starting to warp around it.
A deep creaking noise resounded as small root-like appendages started to nestle into the wood, the whole plant wiggling in content now as he settled.
cuscutazagani:
The vines arched contently into the petting hand, momentarily distracted. It was mean to deny him access to the cutie miss snake, but the stutter in the boy’s voice seemed scared. Why would anyone be scared?
Slowly the vines pulled back, coiling up to a dense bundle before Sphintus’ feet, rocking back and forth slowly as if resisting the urge to climb up to the snake again.
Even thought the plant seemed to struggle with itself, Sphintus was impressed that the vines actually listened to him… somehow. Maybe he should’ve been nice to it from the beginning?
The boy sat down in front of the coiled up plant and tapped the tip of one of its vines. “You… c-can understand me?”
Oh, that was worth it.
The vine vibrated happily at the touch, wriggling up against Sphintus’ finger but not grabbing it just yet. Only at the question the vine moved further, sliding against the boy’s palm and arching up into it as the most affirmative gesture it could make.
*prods at his foot with a vine* (cuscutazagani - not a slug, but at least he noticed you)
“What’s this? You lost?” The magi exclaimed, stepping on the vine.
Struggling would be no use. There were many vines, much more than you might think to fit in what was initially such a small plant. Each moment the magi made was rewarded by a tightening of a coiled vine, or the addition of another tendril to hold him in place.
With only a 2 in wisdom the dense magi continued to struggle against the vines. “You stupid plant! Don’t you know who I am??? I’ll slice you up!” He screamed and threaten, obviously under the impression that if he cussed enough the plant would let go.
“L-Let g-go!” He pleaded, coughing this time. It was starting to become hard to breathe, which made him reconsider his battle plan.
True enough, the cussing and struggling only angered the plant even more. When it was no longer possible to tighten his grip, the plant went for a different method to make the magi stop struggling.
With a few fast moves the clothes the man was wearing were ripped off, thin tendrils slipping under golden bangles to try pull them off as well. Every inch was searched to make sure the magi was utterly defenseless, before he was raised even higher in the air and turned upside down.
cuscutazagani:
Screeeeeeeches
Just curious
“Looks like all is well~”
Master
