cuppy dog city

[midwestemogirlfriend]

[steelnail]

Are you free from your curse yet i miss you

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[commanderchr1st]

when you're trying to please her but you're doing it on the edge of a bunk bed

[woman-becomer]

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

[scifiseries]

1969 Fender Rhodes Student Piano in Avocado Green

[chilewithcarnage]

[c0nji]

[wizardarchetypes]

i was parked at the beach yesterday and a Real Biker Dude pulled up beside me. Like on a big handlebar motorcycle with his whole life packed onto it. a real rambling man. a son of the highways and byways. and he looked down at my mini-series purple e-bike and he was like "what a sweet little thing! how's it ride?" and we talked my e-bike specs. i said i liked his motorcycle and he was barely interested in talking about it except to tell me where he got it in case i ever want one. but he loved my little bike.

this is a problem for me because now i feel respected and powerful so from now on i'm gonna roll up with my e-bike to other guys on their motorcycle and be like "sick bike. reminds me of mine if it were less space efficient..."

[wizardarchetypes]

i'm gonna go to leather bars and start calling myself a biker instead of a cyclist.

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[nerpaas]

fibsh...

[dogpuppy]

[sketched-mess]

[bippus]

Solitaire’s a fool’s game but who cares I’m about to cum

[konoko]

[zapatism]

lol ur watching the world cup finals sorry im too busy HAVING SEX

(texting my dick guy) we gotta have sex rn i just blogged

(dick guy) im watching the world cup

[froutsuip]