Custard Cookie The 111

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I miss my dad

[asknillamilkfam]

My summer time merch is finally here!!

Please check it out at my Acggoods shop!!

[custardcookiethellloffical]

Haha Shadow milk can’t swim. @shadow-milk-cookie-offical that’s what you get for being mean.

[zippyskyfalls]

Gay homophobic clown comes out to his beautiful lesbian moms

[bill-cipher-offical]

MY NAILS OF THE MONTH! ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥🗡️🗡️🗡️🩸🩸

[dippyfresh11037]

You ATE! 🔥🔥🔥

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

No the fuck he did not

[queen-toothiana-official]

Stan. Language.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

I’m 31.

[queen-toothiana-official]

And you live in a house full of children.

[young-stanley-pines-offical]

There’s like, not even that many.

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I come here sometimes to see Dad Grace and Dad Ford when my timeline is on the verge of collapse.

[mycartoonmonster]

They did the Barbie meme in a way

[custardcookiethellloffical]

@chili-pepper-cookie-offical has a picture like that! And I have a feeling my aunt @evastrattofficial is getting something similar!

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

LMAO

KID I THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE THAN YOU LET ON AT THIS POINT…

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I saw it in your room when I was looking for a crayon.

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

kid

what do you mean you “have a feeling”.

W H A T D O Y O U M E A N .

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I just do😊✌️🍓💜❤️🎀

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

well that’s concerning.

one day I’m taking you to see chamomile cookie, kid.

[custardcookiethellloffical]

YAY NEW FRIEND 😃

[mycartoonmonster]

They did the Barbie meme in a way

[custardcookiethellloffical]

@chili-pepper-cookie-offical has a picture like that! And I have a feeling my aunt @evastrattofficial is getting something similar!

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

LMAO

KID I THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE THAN YOU LET ON AT THIS POINT…

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I saw it in your room when I was looking for a crayon.

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

kid

what do you mean you “have a feeling”.

W H A T D O Y O U M E A N .

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I just do😊✌️🍓💜❤️🎀

[mycartoonmonster]

They did the Barbie meme in a way

[custardcookiethellloffical]

@chili-pepper-cookie-offical has a picture like that! And I have a feeling my aunt @evastrattofficial is getting something similar!

[chili-pepper-cookie-offical]

LMAO

KID I THINK YOU MIGHT KNOW A BIT MORE THAN YOU LET ON AT THIS POINT…

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I saw it in your room when I was looking for a crayon.

[mycartoonmonster]

They did the Barbie meme in a way

[custardcookiethellloffical]

@chili-pepper-cookie-offical has a picture like that! And I have a feeling my aunt @evastrattofficial is getting something similar!

[w0rmwood-uwu]

various crk memes but they get worse in quality as i slowly lose the passion to do anything meaningful with my life (yes theres sdvn pls dont hate me im coping)

(just realized the second to last one works better with salty than nilla feel free to hate actually)

i made more lol

[didy414]

this moment

[jeebustatic]

Ancient learns new words from his descendant

[simondrowinginblood]

Oh my god you really does have like seven hundred kids

@ryland-grace-official-account is that just the normal amount for people in your universe or... I'm not even gonna think about how your getting kids, because saying they came from space feels like something you would just tell kids

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I have so many kids… and yet- not enough… also, the normal household maybe has a max of about seven kids in a big family.

[simondrowinginblood]

Seven!? How do they take care of so many? Two is rare... how do you take care of seven hundred kids?! What could you be posible feeding them?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

I take them to space Costco, so far they’ve ignored all of the edible food and resorted to cannibalism and eating deadly parasites.

[w01fy-312]

Wait, we've done cannibalism?

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Repeatedly.

[rocky-core]

i mean.. food is food. I've been resorting to Baja blasting my brain out of my ass. I do bleed out my nose and ass after I do that and black put for about an hour and then wake up perfect fine. Like yeah my piss is green with a bit of blood because of it. But I do get full.. granted I also eat nothing for 3 days and I think it destroys my innards but... Its fine. At least I'm not eating astrophage!

[simondrowinginblood]

@ryland-grace-official-account Grace get your kid! I swear you have to be an Angel to be able to deal with them

[ryland-grace-official-account]

*Heavy sigh.* “I’m so sorry you had to see that… we’re working on it, I swear.

[simondrowinginblood]

Your kids have been hanging around, they are something

Ooc- can I call your grace angel? I know people make Simon do that a lot, if not it's fine

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Yes… something…

OOC: Of course! That’d be super cool!

[simondrowinginblood]

And I thought two kids were a lot

one of your kids had brownies and they're good, maybe that might help or something, Angel

[ryland-grace-official-account]

It helped a little, but they’re all insane… I love them though.

[simondrowinginblood]

Well I was told you had help... I think, it's hard to figure out what they're talking about

[ryland-grace-official-account]

Ah yes, they have a few fathers and a couple of aunts… and a mother. So, there’s a little help.

[custardcookiethellloffical]

@chili-pepper-cookie-offical you can get help from some of my newish aunts and fathers and mother! I know you need it, the war completely drained our economy and we are behind in trade, and also running low on food, and you wanted to donate some money to charity!

[baxs-tblr]

Shadow Milk will get pregnant in the next update

[ask-pure-vanilla-official]

I will make this happen ☺️

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I’d rather get eaten alive by a cake monster as my guts slowly spill.

[baxs-tblr]

Custard you're a baby you can't say that

[custardcookiethellloffical]

This Pure Vanilla is not mine, but Shadow Milk would be a terrible father! Not that I know, but…

[baxs-tblr]

Shadow Milk will get pregnant in the next update

[ask-pure-vanilla-official]

I will make this happen ☺️

[custardcookiethellloffical]

I’d rather get eaten alive by a cake monster as my guts slowly spill.

[ask-pure-vanilla-official]

My partner is dead and my boyfriend is off destroying the timelines Gingerbrave is probably dying

[custardcookiethellloffical]

you should dump him.

[baxs-tblr]

Devsis hates Custard III

[custardcookiethellloffical]

good thing I don’t know that cookie!

[baxs-tblr]

Why do people think 30s is old... 30s isn't even middle aged...

[custardcookiethellloffical]

That’s how old Chili Pepper is, which isn’t even that bad considering Pure Vanilla is like, 40, and that’s SUPER old.