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@customerquoteoftheday
Customer: I'd like a large coffee with 9 cream and 9 sugar.
Co worker: I'm sorry 9??
Customer: Yes 9.
Co worker: Okay first window.
Customer: This coffee is cold I don't want it.
Me: But you wanted 9 cream?
Customer: Yes but I don't want it cold.
This is literally the funniest tweet ive ever read in my life
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
we opened at 11 this morning. i watched an old man literally pry the fucking sliding doors open at 10:43 and stand there just staring into the empty store and my coworker & i were like sir. for the love of fuck
I worked in a restaurant for while and a woman climbed past an A board sign, ignored the sign on a the door saying the opening times and trotted on in. When told we were not open she asked why the door was unlocked. My manager explained that it has to be unlocked when people are in the building to comply with fire regulations. Which lead to my favourite exchange with a customer: Woman: But there are no people in here. Manager: Madam. The staff count as people. Woman: That’s ridiculous. *Storms out*
“The staff count as people” has me dead
Customer (within .5 seconds of arriving in the drive thru: HELLOOO??????
Me: Welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?
Customer: I need a minute.
Me: Okay let me know when youre-
Customer: JUNIOR CHICKEN!
Me: Unfortunately we're on breakfast now.
Customer: Junior chicken.
Me:.....
Customer: okay an egg McMuffin and a large Coke.
Me: Okay it will be at your second window.
Customer (at the window now):
Is it cheaper to add a hash brown?
Me: No because you're adding more food.
Customer: Oh. What if I add a hash brown and a coffee?
Me: That's. That's even more.
Customer: Nevermind then.
Me: Alright it's 6.90
Customer: *spends 2 minutes painfully counting coins* I think this is enough.
Me: This is like $13. I only need $6.90
Customer: Oh well I'll get a hash brown too then.
I came through earlier tonight and my nuggets are raw. I'd like new ones.
Some dude who ate 14/20 nuggets before realizing the were "raw"
Customer: Has anyone tonight told you that you're too pretty to be working here?
Me: Not tonight no.
Customer: Oh. You get that a lot?
Me: Yes..
Customer: You should tell your manager to bring back the chicken fajitas.
Me: Unfortunately we have no control over that.
In a pub you will get good tips hell the guy might give you the whole shaft.
You should make your boyfriend buy you tattoos.
Sr. Coffee
Sr. Coffee: You must enjoy the 30 second conversations you have with all your customers.
Me: Oh yes. Very much.
Customer: I came through during dinner and all my food was messed up.
Me: Do you still have it? (It's now 2am)
Customer: No.
Me: Okay. Do you have your receipt?
Customer: No! I don't keep receipts.
Me: Well then there's nothing I can do for you.
Customer: That makes no sense!
Customer: (at the window) Can I add another coffee and fries and a cheeseburger.
Me: alright.
Customer: Why was it such a long wait?
Me: Because you just added more stuff at the window and I already had everything ready to go.
Customer: Well I thought this was fast food!!
Customer: You need to stop closing for 15 minutes at 10pm every night.
Me: We need to restart our systems for the next business day. It's necessary that we do it unfortunately.
Customer: Well you're going to go out of business.
Me: Oookay.
Customer: Why are you closed?
Me: *Points to sign* We're doing maintenance.
Customer: but your sign over there says open 24 hours.
Me: Yes. And this one says closed for maintenance.
Customer: Are you in charge here?
Me: No but I can go grab a manager.
Customer: No. Can you just, be in charge for a minute?
Me: Uh. Okay?
Customer: Okay. I fucked up.
Me: (Oh here we go.)
Customer: I bet my friend $1000:that I could make out with someone in the service industry.
Me: We can't help you with that.
Customer: Not even for $500??
Me: Noooo. Sorry.
