Customers From Hell

Because life is to short to show respect to hard working individuals, apparently.

[clientsfromhell]

[customersfromhelll]

[[ CUSTOMER ]] Lousy. Doesn't work at all. Very frustrated. Trying to get a video from [device] to [device], followed instructions and it's not happening. Guess I'll miss my deadline for editing this.

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[customersfromhelll]

[[ Customer ]] So what the heck does your [product] do ........?.......nothing tells me ....where do I go ....at thism time your grade is fffffffff.

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[customersfromhelll]

[[ Customer ]] I have opened Firefox and it works, but that still begs the question why it does not with IE, which is still the most widely used browser

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[customersfromhelll]

[[Customer ]] THIS IS STILL NOT WORKING FOR ME. IF U ARE UNABLE TO ASSIST PLEASE REMOVE FROM MY DEVICE AND REFUND THE PRICE I HAVE PAID.

[[ How It Feels ]]

[customersfromhelll]

[[ Customer ]] Your product is pure Sh!t!! You should be ashamed of yourselves for making such a sh!tty, a$$ product! I can't believe I wasted money on this piece of crap!! I hope you guys die and rot in hell!

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[customersfromhelll]

Important Meeting Missed

Customer: "They don't show up as having been added to that folder. What's THAT all about? You got some 'splainin' to do. And, I am REEEEEEEALLY frustrated right now. I have been cursing you very loudly for half an hour now. I will continue doing so until you respond to my very basic queries. This BS has made me miss an important meeting. WTF GIVES?"

Me:

My first reaction:

Then Shortly after..

[customersfromhelll]

CFH - Buying Things for me is a Financial Hardship

Customer: dear [my name] does it ever occur to you that taking people's money causes hardship

Me: How I WISH I could have Responded: "Well, Sir, if paying $2.99 for the product is breaking your bank and causing you financial hardships then maybe you shouldn't be spending the money in the first place you asshole".