Cut Grass

[harvestheart]

[nevver]

[toocooltobehipster]

[thorlowkey]

[thenbhdofficial-blog]

you’re gonna miss me when i’m gone

[movieclipsdotcom-blog]

Uku, the volcano, just wants someone to lava. (x)

[homelesswerewolf-deactivated201]

I’m all for Pixar shorts based off of one extremely shitty pun.

[clearandstarrynight-deactivated]

This made me cry unmanly inhuman tears

[trollvirginmary-deactivated2015]

Yeah but like two minutes in you’re done giving a shit about dumb puns cause you’re busy fucking crying over a fucking volcano

[thighrabanks]

Dad spends school year waving at bus, embarrassing son

[iswearimnotadumbblonde]

urethrafranklin:

I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst dad ever

[vvntheshort-deactivated20220320]

If a man wakes up every day to put on a costume SOLELY to wave his child off to school, he is a dedicated father and truly one of the best out there, even tho this probably embarrassed the shit out of his kid

[yunagyaru-deactivated20211230]

im going to be this father

[kristenschaals]

[lolfactory]

[alexalltimeloww]

ive been watching this way more than i should

[jeanprouvaires]

[theelvenkingsunderthesky]

“Homosexuality is wrong, the Bible says it!”

So is: 

wearing two different fabrics

eating pigs and rabbits 

wearing torn clothes

having short hair

having tattoos

having more than one type of plant in your garden

going to church in the first  2 months after you’ve given birth

masturbating

wearing jewlery

remarrying 

women saying anything in church, ever

eating lobsters

divorcing

eating fat

touching women who are on their periods are touching something that has been touched by a woman who is on her period

cross breeding

people with flat noses becoming priests (?)

cheating

saying God’s name

gossiping

going to church if your balls are injured in any way

wizards (?)

so we’re all going to hell anyways. 

[stoneyshorty]

!!!

[pissoffpotter-deactivated201704]

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

Bisexuals are not confused

BISEXUALS. ARE. NOT. CONFUSED.

BISEXUALS ARE NOT CONFUSED

[earth-to-trashcan-deactivated20]

idk im kind of confused on taxes?? 

[pissoffpotter-deactivated201704]

BISEXUALS ARE ONLY SLIGHTLY CONFUSED ABOUT A FEW THINGS

LIKE TAXES AND AP CALC AND THE OCCASIONAL RIDDLE

[drybreadsticks]

PSSSSSST.

BERNIE SANDERS IS POLLING BETTER THAN THE TOP 3 REPUBLICANS NATIONALLY

BERNIE SANDERS IS THE ONLY CANDIDATE FROM BOTH PARTIES WHO HAS A FAVORABLE RATING IN THE EARLY VOTING STATES

BERNIE SANDERS IS ELECTABLE PASS IT ON

[armaniblanco]

Did anybody see this yet? MTV’s jab at White Privelage

[karayray1-deactivated20230129]

I’m calling. Rn!

[cerulean-tmp]

i wanna see more of this

[twistdmentality]

[wizardlife]

#this movie is so made for tumblr

#what the fuck #i thought I had left twilight

[alnarra-deactivated20171111]