Love Me Like The Dark

friendly neighborhood she-demon

[snorlaxatives]

happy annoy squidward day

[nerdyteaparty]

[chchchcheckitouttt]

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

[gaydelgard]

happy annoy squidward day

[hanavbara]

happy halloween 🎃

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[earthwaxx]

I don't know anything about basketball.

[tittyinfinity]

weird as fuck living in a culture where it's considered more impolite to speak up and defend yourself against someone treating you unfairly than it is for someone to be rude to you in the first place

[tittyinfinity]

older family members, coworkers, customers, and strangers in general can say the most batshit insane things to your face and somehow you're considered to be the "rude" one if you say "hey that wasn't cool of you to say"

[guerrillatech]

[guerrillatech]

[kosmogrl]

[advosart]

Little page flipper

(Reposted to fix some small details)

[advosart]

he

[sydrichie]

it should be illegal for the weekends to last literally two seconds like what the fuck

[batbetbitbotbut]

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

[theconcealedweapon]

[magicratfingers]

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

[dracodevis]

Live your dream.

[magicratfingers]

I am leaving a mark on the world

[wordfather]

"cool character I guess..." I mutter, walking away with a suspiciously character shaped lump in my throat

[cykelops]

You won’t see this every day but making sure the system cannot proceed unless women have a seat at the table is the best possibly thing you can do in a place of privilege.