Puzzles!

I'm a 28 year old dude from California who likes nerdy things. I mostly use this site to find said nerdy things and keep them for later. Also a feminist.

[magicratfingers]

*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*

[dracodevis]

Live your dream.

[trashcangimmick]

[gotham-at-nightfall]

V A D E R

By Brandon Ward

[prokopetz]

Reposting my single favourite piece of official Star Wars media for no particular reason.

[viralfrog]

[dracodevis]

If the AI is going to insist on imitating humans, this man has decided to respond in kind.

[troubleincorporated]

in honor of season 3 of game changer airing, i’ve clipped brennan’s fully buckwild monologue from the final episode of season 2

[troubleincorporated]

there are a lot of funny tags and replies on this post but this one really got me

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[lestautism]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[vexwerewolf]

your man thinks caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ilikeit-art]

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]

[ghirahimbo]

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[aqueerkettleofish]

Depending on the movie and the person, watching a movie with someone with a specific knowledge set featured in the movie is either a delight or a terror.

[chirasul]

how do you reheat your pizza

[The Improvisor] in the microwave

[The Naturalist] in a cast-iron pan

[The Classicist] baked in the oven

[The Gourmand] under the broiler

[The Engineer] in a toaster oven

[The Neophyte] in an air fryer

[The Scientist] some combo of the above

[The Explorer] i don't

[The Interloper] something else that I will put in tags

Voting ended onOct 21, 2023

[enki2]

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[littlehen]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[cumbacon]

But In doing so…she created her biggest enemy…Jolene

[ichikun]

[the-son-of-hell]

The tags fucking one shotted me

[nick-is-kinda-dum]

Damn she really musta been working 9 to 5 to make those women

[alphedhel]

What a way to make a living.

[knightofleo]

Daisuke Samejima, “Flatball 2019 No.03“

[comingupwurlsisnotmything]

acrylic paint, acrylic resin

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Orb of Suburbia

[dracodevis]

This is 100% what a wormhole would look like as you walked around it. People usually visualize it as a kind of flat circle, like the game Portal, because that how we as 3-dimentional beings experience a doorway, but it would instead be 4-dimensional, and the way we experience that as 3D beings is a sphere like this where the surface looks like the outward view of the other location from the sphere.

[ladyshivs]

I have never once seen anyone happy about tumblr live. So:

I am excited about tumblr live and use it

I am excited about tumblr live but don’t use it

I am neutral about it and use it

I am neutral about it and don’t use it

I hate it and use it out of morbid curiosity

I hate it and never use it

Voting ended onMar 1, 2023

Reblog for a wider sample size because I *cannot* believe anyone is using this