The coolest dude

uuuuuuuhhhh, description stuff?

[pukicho]

comic where steve from minecraft sees a round guy

[mikufigureoftheday]

My flash is very blue, kinda adds to it though lol.

Anyways most of my miku collection <3 I love all of them very much and just got the snow miku today <3<3<3

‧₊˚ ⛲️ ‧₊𓏲 ๋࣭ ࣪ ˖🎐

[cutedreamerangel]

Milky way cookie!!!

She has her pigtails, you just cant see then and the back is a little ugly ♡

[saltirian]

Art study

[agfgoth3]

[nicmangle]

I made a fan design for Adachi Rei VOCALOID! You can use on your covers or original songs, just need to credit my work!

[tastefullyoffensive]

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

[marchqueen-deactivated20161002]

IT’S BACK

[lady-dirtbag]

I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS

I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW

[2ndratewig]

ITS BACK 

[trumpetnista]

This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.

[lyninabin]

it’s from 2013 with 2.4mil tags how the fuck have i not seen it before?!?!?

[redbee000]

[velvetterabby]

Hatsune Miku IF ver

[trinketfairy]

Not to be the friend who's too woke but I think those memes about prioritizing buying plushies over going to therapy are part of the larger problem that is retail therapy and over-reliance on new purchases for emotional comfort.

[trinketfairy]

First of all please go to therapy if that's something you know you need/want. Second of all I do not believe that one's interest in collecting should only be engaged in through purchases. Especially in the context of plush collecting, I think there's so many ways in which people can be engaging with this interest besides constantly buying new ones. You can be organizing them in your room/home, you can take them places with you and take pictures of them, you can journal or write about them, you can draw them, you can make clothes and jewellery and accessories for them, you can even play with them like you would as a child... Your options are virtually endless when it comes to what you can do with your plushies and I highly, highly encourage anyone struggling with impulse purchasing to tap into what you're interested in aside from plushies and bringing them into your collecting hobbies, so that you can actually experience joy from your plushies outside of those dopamine highs you get from the initial purchase.

Not saying you can't ever buy yourself new things anymore, but if it's getting to a point where you're not able to control yourself and you feel like the only happiness you get from your collection is when you bring in new additions, then it's time to reevaluate things.

[fificattt]

I’m in my cookie run era

[dashiizen]

for last valentine's day (⁠´⁠ε⁠｀⁠ ⁠)

[cutedreamerangel]

Made a little plushie!

The ribbon does NOT want to behave for the photo tho -_-

[froflossy]

Miku says!!!

[thelibrawrian-deactivated201912]

i was thinking about the weirdest phone calls i got when i still worked at the public library and i remembered this one phone call. it was probably less than 20 seconds long, but it still makes me laugh.

anyways, this woman called and without even saying hello after i said the usual “public library, how can i help you?” spiel, she said, “i have a very important question: when you shelve books, do you push them all to the front of the shelf or all the way back?”

it took me a second to process the question and then i answered that, at the library, we always shelve them so that they are even with the front edge so they’re easier to grab and see. she was obviously delighted by this answer and then, as if an afterthought, she asked, “okay, what about you? what do you do at home with your books?” i said i did the same thing. she hummed in obvious agreement and then just like that she said “thank you!” and hung up.

i never heard from her again. i hope she won whatever argument she was having.

[tehzii]

for about a year, i worked at a call center for sprint. i have a similar kind of story. a woman called, and said she had a question about the call history on her bill. “sure, let me just pull up your account-” and she cut me off going, “no, no, it’s not anything specific, it’s just. so, if you change the time on your phone, does that change the time on the bill?” “uh… no? the time on the phone doesn’t matter, the call history is recorded by the towers.” “ohhhh” she said in the saltiest voice i have ever heard “so even if you changed the timezone it wouldn’t change the time on the bill? to, say, the middle of the night?” i stg yall i looked into the camera like i was on the office. “um… no? it would still be the local time of the tower. is there anything else i can help you with?” to me, overly chipper: “nope! thank you! have a great day!” turning on someone as she hung up: “she says yoU’RE A LYING SACK OF-” i still mean-snicker every time i think about it.

[ladyzolstice]

i used to work in a call center for a roadside assistance company, from late 2015 to early 2016. it was easily the most miserable job i’ve ever had, and the turnover rate was very high. people stuck on the side of the road tend to be quick to anger - understandably so - and it wears on you after awhile.

so i had been having a string of very time-consuming, draining calls. my line rings again, i steel myself for another angry caller, and i pick up. “[redacted] roadside assistance, how can i help you?” i chirp, in my Customer Service Voice.

“yeah, hi,” a gentleman with a thick southern accent responds. “my motorcycle won’t start.”

i brace immediately for another long call. motorcycles were notoriously difficult to work with - a lot of insurance companies wouldn’t insure them, and a lot of tow companies refused to pick them up because they require a specific sort of trailer.

“i’m sorry to hear that, sir. what’s your current location?”

“oh, i’m just at my house. i was wondering if it would be okay for me to just load it into my trailer and take it to my buddy’s shop. would that interfere with my insurance?”

i click through his account and am Relieved to discover he’s in the clear. “No sir, it looks like you’re good to go. Can I help you with anything else?”

A pause. “Have you heard the good news?”

My Anxiety, which had been receding, suddenly spikes into the fucking stratosphere. I live in the rural south. The “good news” usually means “Jesus” and i was in no mood to be proselytized to for god knows how long.

i steel myself for the Religious Talk. “What news, sir?”

“McDonald’s is now serving breakfast all day!”

I laughed so hard I almost cried. I hope that guy ate as many hashbrowns as he could.

[hollowflight-propaganda]

Once in my old private school with only like 20 kids maximum, we started having a debate about this:

I’m not kidding.

One kid had a bag of goldfish crackers, and everyone somehow started to yell at each other about if the main fish is yellow or orange.

I became one of the spearheads for yellow, and my argument was that yellow was the base color and the orange is being used as shading, so it’s not actually orange. But the kid who was the spearhead for orange (let’s call him David) WOULD NOT listen to me. (he was always an asshole though, so it’s not too surprising)

This got so heated that the one guy who was in my grade (let’s call him Paul (half the kids had bible names anyway)) was looking at the back of the bag and found a phone number. I think it’s supposed to be there if there’s a problem with the food or something, but he thought he’d try to call to see what they’d say about our dilemma.

I don’t know exactly what the person told him at first, but Paul explained the situation to them and then they put him on hold for a couple minutes while we waited in suspense. I have no clue what they did to fact check this for us, but they pulled through, AND IT WAS YELLOW!!!!!!!!!!! EAT SHIT DAVID!!!!!! >:DDDD

We broke into a cacophony of either joyful cheers or enraged disappointment. I’m not sure if the person who answered our burning question could hear us, but I hope they did and got some joy out of it.

[figurecollection]

Teto Kasane Prize Figure by FuRyu, of Utau

[crowandfishco]

✨Spring is swiftly approaching! ✨