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[lokiloo-blog]

So today this family came into the restaurant and I while I was serving them, their son saw my Iron Man and Captain America charms and said ‘Avengers! I love the Avengers!’ I smiled and asked who his favorite was, and he said “Iron Man!’ with such a conviction that I wanted to melt. And then I noticed his hearing aids, and got excited. “Hey, you know Hawkeye’s just like you, right? He has the same hearing aids!” And I swear to god the whole family just stopped. As I explained that in the comics, there’s a Hawkeye that’s Deaf, you could see the little boy’s eyes just grow. His dad was so excited, he said he was go find all the issues for the kids. And as I served them, I overheard their mom explaining that when one sense goes, the others get stronger, and that maybe their brother would be a super hero one day. If there was ever a reason to include diversity, it is for the look on a child’s face knowing they’re not alone.

[betrayedbylife-blog]

[drake-tears-deactivated20150806]

PREACH

[glowist]

scientific research has recently indicated that i spend an avg of 90% of my life on the verge of tears

[rnutualfollow]

seeing couples make out in the hallway

[shoopusmywoopus]

*teacher asks question*

*I raise my hand*

*other student shouts out answer*

*Cr1TiKaL voice* alright I’ll just go fuck myself

[rhiannonmcgavin]

welcome to the FEMINIST CULT, today we’ll talk about terrifying topics such as BEING NICE TO YOURSELF and PROPER SEX EDUCATION

[spicy1234567890-deactivated2014]

im so fucked up over the fact that some countries have free college

[housewifeswag]

and free healthcare 

[motherofpalms-deactivated202003]

Kinda like their government acknowledges that those are rights not privileges

[sherlocklikesdestiel]

Jupp

[opodhartho-deactivated20160503]

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

[cutepplrtheenemy]

dr who series 1 episode guide

episode 1: plastic mickey goes to town

episode 2: loose piece of skin causes turmoil while the earTH IS INCINERATED

episode 3: shit goes down in cardiff (and you know it will again)

episode 4/5: farting aliens try to take over the government and they would have gotten away with it if it hadnt been for you meddling kids and your vinegar

episode 6: an angry robot sticks a plunger into the internet and learns the meaning of love

episode 7: simon pegg is loose and dangerous

episode 8: langoliers level 2

episode 9/10: stevie moffat straps a gas mask to an 8 year old. every other 8 year old in existence learns what fear means

episode 11: dr who takes a leftover fart alien on a date

episode 12/13: anne robinson's true form is revealed and rose explodes like twice at least

[viciere]

ok but where do u buy red pants this is for science

[sleepy-edits]

[superblies]

#THAT IS A CARDBOARD CUTOUT OF ZAC EFRON #WHAT DID ZAC EFRON DO TO DESERVE MABEL’S WRATH?? #I MUST KNOW (via auraofdawn)

[natemovesaway-blog]

his head wasnt in the game

[viciere]

nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason

[jimmriarty]

daily reminder that jim and sherlock are made for each other (◡‿◡✿)

[bandgeek1207]

So I was at my friends house and she opens her freezer and This WAS THERE. AND I WAS DYING AND SHE LOOKS AT ME AND GOES “ah yes, this is Henry, the freezer skull” and I can’t…

[skeletonmeme-blog]

ay yo got any freezy pops in dis bitch

[anotherpapercut]

hes chillin

[extremely-lazy]

he’s dead cool

[mothsaucee]

his shades are to

die for

[zatannazatarstiel]

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

[sourcedumal]

Fuck special snowflakes who think like this.

Gurl bye

Your ass ain’t fucking special because you don’t wear makeup.

You’re not fucking better than the woman with large breasts who wears tank tops.

You’re a piece of shit because you are putting sexist stereotypes onto other women in some anti-feminine bullshit.

[avri-wallflower-deactivated2013]

If you don’t like it, why’d you comment on it? I think it’s awesome and you’re probably one of the girls up there that wears makeup and shortshorts and tiny tanktops. And most kids today wear makeup because they think they aren’t pretty and need it. So deal with it. And get over yourself.

[sailor--p00n-deactivated2018040]

girl bye.

lemme tell you something: I wear tons of fucking make up. I wear short dresses. I walk around with a face that looks about as fake as it can get outside of a fucking barbie doll. and I like it that way. and, despite what you seem to think, no, it’s not because i think i’m ugly. i just fucking like makeup (and trust, i’ve spent years examining my own motivations and how they’re tied to internalized self-hated, fatphobia and misogyny so don’t EVEN cause you don’t know what you’re talking about).

I also read ravenously; engage in discourse regarding philosphy, art, economics, politics, race, gender, sexuality; make subversive art; and love comics and film and music. I’M A FUCKING PERSON IS WHAT I’M SAYING. 

like how fucking deep is this goddamn image when the spine of the book JUST SAYS THE WORD ‘BOOK’.

this kind of bullshit narrative, other than furthering a misogynistic dichotomy that pits women against each other, is also a complete fucking fallacy. A huge majority of average women DON’T DO THIS. you aren’t the lone plain jane in an army of cake-faced, bottle blonde barbies—if you look around, you’ll see that most women just throw on jeans and tops and very little makeup. 

I get that this kind of shit is an attempt to fight back against media-made images of what womanhood is supposed to be. I get it. (thought isn’t it interesting that the “weirdo” in the picture is still thin and conventionally attractive??)

but attacking other women who you perceive as being stupid or carbon copies because of their fucking appearance doesn’t fight back against shit. it actually does EXACTLY what the patriarchy wants us to do—engenders more hatred and competition between women. 

but you know, whatever, continue to think you’re so goddamn special. i’ll be over here reading AND wearing hot pink lipstick and having a hell of a time doing it. 

[olivedawn-deactivated20190126]

THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING I’VE EVER READ IN THE HISTORY OF EVER

[hyaenaxxx-blog]

And that is how you tear a fake feminist to shreds. Bravo.

[fernacular]

preach

[candykyras-deactivated20151202]

YESS

[sunpalms]

this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

[sunpalms]

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious

[sunpalms]

update: I banged him