[mermithid]

I see your “romantic relationships shouldn’t be more important than platonic relationships” and raise you “romantic relationships shouldn’t be rooted in anything but strong, healthy, and mutually rewarding friendships anyways”

[mermithid]

i haven’t stopped seeing notes for this since I posted it and I just wanna reiterate: it’s really important that you don’t get romantically involved with people you can’t be friends with. Separating a romantic relationship from a platonic context is unhealthy. Your romantic partner/s should always be your friend/s.

[trapcard]

ITHGHYGYFHFYFFG

[post-brahminism]

Takis said fuck the troops

[babyanimalgifs]

[heckadai]

[writing-prompt-s]

There are people who have emotional support animals. You, on the other hand, have an emotional support eldritch abomination.

[was-that-a-pun]

This describes both the Venom and Lilo and Stitch movies

[thecommonchick]

Me: can I get a glass of wine please?

Employee: sir this is McDonalds

Me: oh fuck I am so sorry… Can I get a McWine?

[odyssey420]

Glasses belonging to the Mormon preacher Hyrum Smith, 1844

[limpnode-deactivated20240418]

haters will see me in my Hyrums and say they fake

[stump-chunkman-deactivated20181]

this is like a hard and very specific flex for 1844

[m16s-m1911s-and-power]

Catch my great great great grandfather boolin with these in 1865 while helping Confederates escape to Brazil.

[iavn]

[imonfuckingfire]

HOW can you not show the picture of abby

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[qvotable]

“If we wait until we’re ready, we’ll be waiting for the rest of our lives.”

— Lemony Snicket // The Ersatz Elevator

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

ohhh i DEEPLY regret teaching my cat how to talk

[kawaii-kozume]

Oh? Would you elaborate?

[saturniata-remade-deactivated20]

okay so one night like a week or two ago kurt was meowing at me and one of the meows sounded like he was saying “hewwo” so since then I started saying “hewwo” instead of meowing back at him (like I do with all his cat sounds, naturally) and slowly his meows evolved into something vaguely “hewwo”like with the one or two True and Powerful Hewwo’s a day

but now that you have backstory I was just standing in my kitchen making rice, everythings dead silent, and suddenly this fucking “HEWWO??” echoes through the whole apartment and it almost killed me

[classysassyrepublican-deactivat]

Did I need it? No. Did I buy it? Yes.

[jealouswhore-deactivated2016040]

[kid-khidr-deactivated20201030]

reflections from an underwater wave 

[woke-butt-deactivated20181011]

[pokephotographr]

I laughed at this too much

[niggazinmoscow]

Todd from HR. Chad from accounting. Steve in sales. Mike the office manager.

[r0asted]

This video is my life

[tinymoose]

I AM DYYYUNG OMG

[phillip-bankss]

me and @FloppyDlsk made a cake for Halloween 😀

[phillip-bankss]

decay

[over-sleep]

[starwarsgraphictee]

This fucked me up.

[ssylas]

That, my friends, is a portal.