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[justsomeantifas]

donald trump: it’s not like anyone is really being harmed by the government shutdown.

federal employees:

poor people:

[strangerarih-deactivated2019072]

[pancakeke]

[kitty]

[all-comes-crashing]

me and my friends dancing to “mr. brightside” 

[callunacthulhu]

I can’t get over how well this fits

[foulserpent]

mike’s hard chamomile tea

[itskyalenotkyle]

Dance to anything

[porterr-robinson]

[theatremamadionysus]

Me @ myself:

[selfdistractive-blog]

[tomb-of-madeline]

What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.

[gamechangershow]

[whyy0umadth0ugh]

Hey, I actually think we were meant to live in groups. The idea of permanent independence is a sham.

[eruditorumpress]

I really identify with the guy whose adult skill is having a Netflix login.

[tortellinigirl]

good news!!! ive successfully replaced all of my emotions with jokes

[myalternatereality]

experiences that take place on a different plane of existence

- parents’ evening

- sleepovers

- literally the entirety of Christmas Day

- lying in bed with earphones in

- flights

- exams

- anything you do between 3-4am

- driving in the dark

[uselessvirgo-deactivated2021012]

-when you come out of the movie theater and it’s dark outside

[gamestylememe]

- empty grocery store

[bernerstahp-deactivated20210328]

Them: I love romantic girls!

Me: Oh, you misunderstand- I’m a Romantic girl. I’m only interested in ghosts, Nature, and how the Industrial Revolution is crippling my spirit.

[thebootydiaries]

me: texting him first is too desperate. in this age, a modern woman needs to be independent. i am a strong and busy lady. i will restrain myself, and keep myself an enigma.

me five seconds later: life is too short to not live your passions fully. i’m going to text first; i free myself from society’s restrains. without risk there is no reward,

[eroscestlavie]

reblog if you want to see her. 

[eroscestlavie]

alrighty then . you wanted to and here she is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!