is mercury in rigatoni?

hi i'm sreya i'm 20 and im tired!

[wildersage]

[bisexualgambit]

[sharlatan-ka]

[consultingfujoshi]

you know there’s some golden moments in iasip but none of them manage to make me lose my shit laughing more than when charlie and dee try to cut cocaine with flour

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

i got really mad at red today

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

this is literally one of the funniest things i’ve read today thank you

[recaption]

[yo-homeslice]

Me in jail: so are you guys familiar with the Cell Block Tango

[m86-deactivated20171116]

give the sailor moon dub a chance

[sailormoonsub]

“I am tuXEdo MASk!!!”

“hhhhhhhhhhhh”

*guitar riff*

“you are…..?”

*gasp*

“heistuxedomaskidon’tbelieveit”

[dawnbutterfly]

There’s a very specific emotion the tone of that last line conveys, and I can’t place what it is, but I feel it in my bones.

[darthsuki]

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[luntfontanne]

siri do my pets know i’m cleaning out their eye boogs or do they think i just like poking them in the corneas for fun all the time

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[killue]

[tenderstems]

scream she might be wise beyond her years

[hungwy]

*grabs your hand* no… WE’RE back on our bullshit

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

if she’s ur girl why is she covering me in glaze and carefully placing me in the kiln so i may become impervious and hold liquid :/

[pagesixlovers]

[oddpyromaniac]

The man is a legend agshjdjd

[parakeet]