Random Stuff

:)

[frowl]

me: i better screenshot this just in case i need to use it for black mail

[angelstills]

Cameron Diaz on the animation of the 2001 film, Shrek.

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

me watching shrek

[guy]

[sixpenceee]

How mermaids are made. (Source)

[funky-nut]

what episode of sailor moon is this from

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[rry]

[mxnrique]

me: y’all never gon catch me listening to yeehaw music. miss me with that corny shit

*high horse by kacey musgraves comes on*

me:

[kiefbowl]

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

[thebootydiaries]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My… I’ve never tasted such an exquisite creation…..

[fastest-thing-deactivated201806]

when someone tells you how bad your fav is

[toastbutteregg]

[just-shower-thoughts]

It took longer for humans to go from using a bronze sword to an iron sword, than it did for humans to go from using an iron sword to a nuclear bomb

[jirachi]

idk what college does to people but the guy next to me is watching scooby doo 1 inch away from his screen

[teenscoolest]

[hodlmyvodka]

Knights of the Round Table

[tastefullyoffensive]

[insomniac-arrest]

on cats

pros of being made of liquid:

get place

reloxing

armour

cons of being made of liquid:

DISOPEAR INTO THE ABYSS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“REMEMBER ME AS I NOW AM HOOMAN”