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jae | male | tired

[dankmemeuniversity]

[decaygirl-deactivated20210101]

tumblr funnymen die immediately challenge

[magicicapra]

[dadecountyfilth]

[motherhenna]

adulthood be like

[dankmemeuniversity]

[rizaoftheowls]

Yes. Can I identify the snail? Because I will find the snail, pick it up with tongs and gloves, put it in a box, get on a boat, and drop it into the Pacific Ocean. It may not die, but if it gets back to me from there, it sure as hell deserves its reward.

[halsinsbiggernaturals]

the text says the snail’s goal is to find you, not touch/kill you. can you just, like. put the snail in a nice terrarium and enjoy life with an immortal pet snail and $10 million?

[awaiting-my-escape]

Put the snail in a hamster ball

[wecanthavethat]

Snorn snenemies to snriends (snail sworn enemies to snail friends).

[geekandmisandry]

This is a very strange version of It Follows.

[earthdad]

this pumpkin is about to get it😛

[jackisreallycool]

Gay people can walk in society free of judgment or discrimination. Us Jennifer Lawrence fans don’t have that privilege

[mens-rights-activia]

Good. It’s what you deserve. :)

[feargender]

cis men who use he/him pronouns are appropriating trans culture

[bentheechidna]

Okay I give up. I don’t get it. Like I don’t want to be rude (and maybe I’m dumb and this is just satire), but I seriously don’t get how using my pronouns harms transgender people.

[feargender]

[supreme-hoe]

you needed that

[feargender]

omg y’all op is so problematic pls keep sending them asks abt it months and months and months later bc they were snippity w a cis person once

[supreme-hoe]

they sure are!

[kalessinsdaughter]

[brawltogethernow]

👏LOOK👏AT👏ALL👏THESE👏LADIES

[cathemeralcoelocanth]

The women who defeated Nazi Germany. Let's not forget that these women along with the work of Alan Turing was the most crucial part of getting ahead of Nazi Germany.

[kalessinsdaughter]

Reblogging for the amazing additions!

[gryffon]

every time i see steven universe discourse i think “what if people were this intensely analytical about My Gym Partners a Monkey”

[darthgryffon]

my url is better than yours

[gryffon]

youre my shadow self and i need to kill you

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

literally any one of us could make a blog like gaud or fish called like the-huggable-mr-loopy-doopy and the icon is a prolapsed asshole & you could still get a following you just make 85 strategically queued possts a day that say like “aaa i love!!!! breathing!!!!!!! i love to!!!!!!! consum oxygan” and gen zers with stage 5 internet brain poisoning aka hussie’s disease will slam the reblog button in the millions and some of them will also make the prolapsed asshole their icon and isnt that what we want in the end. to fill the website with destroyed buttholes again. I got kinda lost in this one

[jelliejoonie]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

I’m just reblogging this version because I want people to see this person’s absolute trainwreck of a bio

[thyrell]

shit straight up fucking crashed the app are they okay

[lmaonade]

i don’t really like my stepdad. but aside from that he’s like a stereotypical american white guy who drinks miller lite and loves the chicago bears and country music, but i do remember this one time when i was like 14/15 i was in the car with him and korn’s freak on a leash was on the radio and he out of no where did the wild nasty beat boxing part along to the song and i was like “w…what. .. .?” and he was literally like “no one will believe you” and that’s the only time i’ve really felt this emotion 

[feargender]

cis men who use he/him pronouns are appropriating trans culture

[bentheechidna]

Okay I give up. I don’t get it. Like I don’t want to be rude (and maybe I’m dumb and this is just satire), but I seriously don’t get how using my pronouns harms transgender people.

[feargender]

[supreme-hoe]

you needed that

[homofied]

[dontbeanassbutt]

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

[tangentlines]

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

penis

[high-school-fling]

thanks for your contribution

[theshitneyspears]

HE DID NOT

[thedarksideoflimbo]

[jeremymfhill]

[thenatsdorf]

[spark1eheartemoji]

fucking

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