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Médecins Sans Frontières/Doctors Without Borders (MSF) treats people where the need is greatest. We are an international medical humanitaria

#donate #charity #doctors without borders

ancientorigins

Hand crushing machine used by the Catholic Church in the 15th century to punish those with “greedy hands.”

littlest-mutt-covered-in-blood

Imagine having your hands cut off then having to watch your poor digits be squashed

#yet another visual of religious trauma supplied by religion itself #or idk hardcore BDSM i guess

homophobla

Twice a year in Hawaii the sun passes directly overhead and objects cast no shadow. It’s a phenomenon called “Lahaina Noon”

phoenix-theurge

You're full of shit, Hawaiians are just able to levitate coconut milk.

flip-this-table

Picking up coconut milk like in Half Life 2

oneheadtoanother

#WOIMS #lol

avalonjoan

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

sternfleck

My resume

gandalfsbignaturals

what if instead of paying companies to delete our info off of databases periodically we like. idk. passed a law that said companies couldnt do that anymore. and set up some kind of task force to disband all the companies that do that. thatd be cool

memeuplift

scramratz

Webbed site dont work on mobile oh cool so cool

#psst...you'll need to make a mobile page to redirect mobile users to #follow me for more useless information 👍

croaksac

via Seattle Times:

Local Ballard raccoon has been spotted thriving in a remarkably unique and charming body

Yes he(?)'s actually factually real and has even been given an extremely millennial nickname: Jimothy. Wildlife experts advise everyone to just leave him alone and let him live his life

flip-this-table

YESSS, JIMOTHY HAS MADE IT TO TUMBLR

#good luck out there lil round guy #jimothy

havinghorns

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

silly-signs

Official silly sign(s)

PENIS WIGS FOR SAL

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

If you don't lick the ice cream off your popsicle sticks, are you even living