[korralone]

[depsidase]

[thedrugdude]

Well HE seems nice.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[charlottearthistory]

‘germanic warrior with helmet’ - osmar schindler (1902)

[antihumanism]

The second best thing about erotic art is seeing people reject their initial reaction to it. The comments are full of people saying “oh my first thought was,” and, yeah, your first thought was right. The barbarian youth is sexually dominating the old Roman order. If you actually could get your mind out of the gutter you’d be the first animal to ever do so.

[lets-talk-about-sects]

[equal-pay]

[okingfishero]

How can you not love this one?

[captainnotalexmorgan13]

Well this roster is....interesting

[captainnotalexmorgan13]

Carli Lloyd is not my personal taste but I will say it shows a lot of progress that when talking statistics in soccer history the fifa final commentators included the women. They included the women.

[garlic-slut]

Regardless of what you think of this tree… this comment was my favourite out of the collection of people who didn’t know deer shed their antlers every spring

[haganez]

guy who keeps trying to make u wanna kill him bc he finds your bloodlust hot

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[revolutionarytea]

My brother and I trying to piece together our dad’s life based on random info he casually brings up once and then never mentions again

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When my great grandpa was on his deathbed my grandpa (his son) was with him and says his last words were “I told them they shouldn’t have hanged that woman. Well by damn they’re paying now” and no one in my family knows what the fuck that means

[bbcwhereareyou]

My grandmother was harassing me about the dangers of online dating, and my grandpa was like, “Oh fer crying out loud, leave her alone. My parents met online, she’ll be fine.” Apparenly my great grandparents were both telegraph operators who would chat over the line in between messages and fell in love and my great grandma moved halfway across the country to marry a dude she met over the telegraph.

No one alive in the family had ever heard this story until like 70+ years later when I happened to start seeing a dude from OK Cupid.

[funnytwittertweets]

[egberts]

hopefully they never take away the way you can drag the little post icons around the screen on the android app

[egberts]

iPhone user WISH they had this

[insomtiny]

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[vicholas]

“This site unusable when you dont care about the new joke” that’s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, it’s funnier than the original joke, let’s keep it going

[charlesoberonn]

"We're Not So Different You And I"

What do these four have in common?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

The Lamb from Cult of the Lamb is the last lamb

The Vampire King from Adventure Time is the last vampire

Cassandra from Doctor Who is the last human

Lonesome George from real life was the last Pinta Island giant tortoise

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct! Specifically space parasites.

Fry from Futurama had intelligent microscopic worms

Kane from Alien was infected with a xenomorph

Lt. Commander Remick had unnamed intelligent mind-control parasites

Donna from Doctor Who had a Time Beetle on her back

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

SCP-001 is the Gate Guardian

Nicholas St. North is a Guardian of Childhood

Groot is a Guardian of the Galaxy

The Sand Guardian is Guardian of the Sand (Poseidon quivers before him!)

Next:

What do these four have in common?

[fionn-o-nassus]

Loki?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct! They're all Norse God Loki

Loki from The Mask

Atreus AKA Loki from God of War

Low-Key Lyesmith from American Gods

Loki from Loki: A Bad God's Guide to Being Good

Last one:

What do these four have in common?

[whoaheytheresatan]

Deal with the Devil?

[charlesoberonn]

Correct!

Ghost Rider from Marvel made a deal with Mephisto

Homura from Madoka Magica made a deal with Kyubey

Ariel from The Little Mermaid made a deal with Ursula

Bender from Futurama made a deal with the Robot Devil

That's all, folks!

[hubble-bubble]

Feels like I just got out of doing a trivia game with the fey by the skin of my teeth

[shamebats]

Well this sure hit me like a ton of bricks