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Cutthroat Kitchen Nonsense

@cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

documenting all the weirdness of Alton Brown on Cutthroat Kitchen

33 posts

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Mar 4, 2020

when you’ve never milked a cow and you don’t grab on boobs like that

#alton brown #cutthroat kitchen #se7ep3 #this lady lol #she went on and on about how she didn't know what to do with boobs

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Mar 4, 2020

deconstructed: the sequel

#alton brown #cutthroat kitchen #antonia lofaso #se7ep3

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Mar 4, 2020

same antonia, SAME

#alton brown #cutthroat kitchen #antonia lofaso #se7ep3 #deCONSTRUCTED #its spring break yall #and this is how im spending it lol

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Feb 22, 2020

alton brown’s pig (dinosaur?) squeal

#alton brown #cutthroat kitchen #se7ep3 #im back bitches #yall thought this tumblr was dead didn't you #well guess what #so did i #turns out vet school is actually kinda difficult and takes up a good majority of your time #who knew

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Oct 20, 2019

doot doot doot

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se7ep2 #video #why does he say oh my lord like that #like I was going to cut it after the doot doot #but then he was weird so

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Oct 10, 2019

scooter struggles

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se7ep2 #alton is just watching #waiting #judging

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Oct 1, 2019

scooter scoot scootin along

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #video #se7ep2

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Sep 25, 2019

god bless the editors of this show

#cutthroat kitchen #se7ep2 #2 #how long did they deliberate i wonder #on what to do with his beatboxing once they heard it #did he just start doing that on his own #or was he prompted in some way #like 'do you have have any hobbies besides cooking?'#and this was his response #and then who decided that this beatboxing MUST be utilized #who decided to show the chefs taking their money to the sounds of beatboxing #these are questions that i cannot answer #and perhaps they should remain unanswered

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Sep 18, 2019

someone help this chef please

#cutthroat kitchen #se7ep2 #1 #please help him #tbh this is similar to what i do when someone asks me to describe myself #so i must cut him some slack here lol

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Sep 11, 2019

*gasp* wooww

this chef is so in awe of her i love it

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se7ep1 #video #woowwww #i feel like cutthroat kitchen junior would be amazing

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Sep 5, 2019

okay was anyone going to tell me that all the best moments happen behind the scenes or was i just supposed to find that out by browsing the food network website on my own

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #alton's after show #se5ep9 #antonia lofaso #handcuffs #bc i watched this episode and when the handcuffs came out i was like ohhh this gon be good #but then it wasn't?#only to discover this lil masterpiece #what must it have been like to work on this show #his goddamn face #but also when did he handcuff antonio before?? i must know

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Sep 4, 2019

alton brown and the rolling foil of doom

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se5ep9 #run alton run #i have to go back to school soon :(#so im filling up my queue so that i may reflect on this blog in times of stress

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Aug 28, 2019

chef carlos: *is sassy*

alton: death glare

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se6ep13 #part 5/5 #video #duct tape #do not complain about your sabotage chef! or alton will make it worse #i really wish i could have made this clip shorter but my editing abilities are limited :(#also i love the subtitle [chuckles nervously]#i think that sums up my life pretty well so far #lots of nervous chuckling around here

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Aug 28, 2019

alton vs chef max round 3: the final round

oh chef max. you were doomed from the start.

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se6ep13 #part 4/5 #video #im living for altons laugh #so evil #much sass right here #real sassy stuff

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Aug 21, 2019

alton vs chef max ROUND 2: chef max fires back

but who will win?? stay tuned

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se6ep13 #part 3/5 #video #wow a chef actually sassing the sassmaster #lets see how it plays out for him

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Aug 14, 2019

immediately after the previous video, this little exchange took place

make of it what you will

#cutthroat kitchen #se6ep13 #part 2/5 #???

cutthroatkitchen-nonsense

Aug 14, 2019

alton vs chef max round 1

#cutthroat kitchen #alton brown #se6ep13 #part 1/5 #video #alton is very sassy #poor chef max he's trying his BEST #cut him some slack alton its not his fault he doesn't know how to work the smoker

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