That being said? Ratchet doesn't do it for me. I know that makes me an outlier, but his frame is just too similar to mine. SUV solidarity.

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@cuttingtrails
That being said? Ratchet doesn't do it for me. I know that makes me an outlier, but his frame is just too similar to mine. SUV solidarity.
The bigger you are, the more you get relegated to certain roles. And maybe it's the forbidden Engex part of it, but doing something you aren't supposed to do is kinda hot. Liberating, too.
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@cuttingtrails - continuing from here.
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Don't ask him how he found 'Cutter's hab-suite. Just know that as the dimness of the suite lifts, there's a mech sauntering in from a doorway leading from the washracks. There are several fun things in his sub-space and a liquid glide to his stride that makes him move almost organically. The visor is bright, a blue glow against those broad features.
He's openly admiring the other's frame and size. His own is sleeker, sans some of the thicker armor, he'd used for espionage and missions. No, this is the civilian variant, with decidedly fewer boxes and more curves.
Claws brush along the doorway as he grins at him, easy and smooth- that predatory interest in that visor.
"E'ya, TC. Toldja ah'd findja."
Trailcutter was ready for you, Jazz. He'd said he'd had some issues earlier, and he hadn't been lying- and that means his heavier armor is gone, and his protoform and undermesh is free to to take its full shape. He's not skinny, but he isn't particularly oversized- he has pleasant rolls of metal mesh that support emergency fuel storage tanks, which glow a pleasant orange like his biolights.
praxianblue:
Please, it’s only reasonable because my frame was not made for heavy fuel use. I have some snacks with me, so could do that. Though you’re welcome to come over to my hab to pick the stuff up.
Yeah, I can save you the trip. Wouldn’t want you falling over and breaking your chevron open.
Plus, I get the fuel faster. Win-win for everybody!
ask-smokescreen:
Me? Hah, of course I can. I can handle more than I look. I bet I could outdrink you.
… Well, okay, I’m a bit of a lightweight, but I know my pace, I’ll be fine.
Oh, mech. You could not outdrink me. I have won so many drinking contests. Most of them ending in the other guy taking a trip to Ratchet for fuel overconsumption.
Don’t feel the need to compete, just get something you like. I can make the rest of it a good time, guaranteed.
praxianblue:
I am envious of your immunity. I’ll bring it over once I’m allowed to walk on my own again.
I’d trade you for your ability to run on a reasonable amount of fuel, but the chrome is always shinier on the other side. ...Maybe you should try and eat something?
praxianblue:
@cuttingtrails I wouldn’t want to subject you to the hangover this stuff hits you with.
Blue, I don’t get hangovers. I have mastered them. Let me have the forbidden liquor.
I drink tons of fuel just to move around because I burn so much of it. Being huge and having a power-consumptive outlier power means I am either always refuelling or constantly recharging.
Gettin’ overcharged is harder for me. But once I’m there, it’s great.
ALRIGHT, i’M GOOD NOW.
Truck Union’s back online.
...I’ll be back in five minutes. I gotta take care of something before I help the Truck Union with anything.
doorwings:
【A white finger delicately traces around the orange… thing. What is it? He has no idea but it’s a nice color.】
Hn? Delicate? I don’t think I’ve ever been called delicate.
[His palms are actually a little ticklish. His emitters are the sensitive parts of his hands, and that means anybody gently petting them feels... really nice.]
Almost everyone is delicate compared to me. Your fingers are half the width of mine, I think, so it was the first word I thought of.
Look, you can’t stop Jazz from doing what he wants. But you CAN make sure his intel is accurate.
martyrix:
I have a certain sense that goes off when a jackass mentions me. Consider it a gift from Primus.
Oh. I mean, he’s not a jackass, he’s more like... a smartass. But yeah, I’ll help.
Wait, this would be car/truck hybrid mating. Because I’m an SUV, which isn’t a truck, ri-
...huh. Whaddya know.
doorwings:
【Quietly appreciates the largeness. Big.】
[His hand is at minimum as big as Prowl’s face, and yet strangely gentle. There are large circular emitters at the center of both of them- and they glow a gentle orange.]
Your hands are nice. Kinda, delicate. But strong.