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——-EXCUS-E me?
fef answwer me are you still in the cavve please tell me you got out
-Eridan? Please tell me you’re not planning on leaving me )(ere. I know you t)(ink I’m some kind of jerk, but I’m stuck in )(ere and I don’t know )(ow to get out…
T)(e time of our lives!
Aradia's message came as something of a shock to Feferi. For her, it wasn't all that long ago that she'd seen Sollux, alive and well, before the both of them... Well, towards the end, she could still feel Sollux's life force. She'd been so sure he'd survived. Now, she was learning that no, he had somehow ended up here, and even more than that, he had actually died! Worry was her first instinct, though she soon realized it was pointless, and sadness took over worry's place in her heart. The fish princess had long since abandoned her shoes, finding that water shoes were pointless on this planet, even with all the mud that'd cropped up recently. As such, her feet were becoming quite the mess as she ran, following the waypoint that Aradia had sent. Mud and dirt squished between her toes, stuck to her soles as she ducked to avoid trees. Once or twice she nearly slipped up, trying to maneuver on dry land like she would underwater, but she caught herself. For the entire trip she didn't fall a single time. By the time she arrived at the waypoint the rustblood had provided, she was panting, her hair was a mess, and she didn't care a single lick. Her eyes darted around, looking for either life or death. Contrary to her player class, the first thing she spotted was a corpse. A small hiccup left her and she had to swallow hard to prevent tears from falling right away. Her hand came up to cover her mouth as she tried to wrench her gaze away from the fallen Sollux and towards Aradia, whom she could see in her peripheral vision. "So he's really..." was all she managed in the way of dialogue. If she said any more, she might've started crying, and something deep down told her that crying in front of Aradia was simply not an option.
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
i did have webbed fingers though! remember, when i was a frog sprite? :D
but im no longer a sprite, or dead and im very much happy being without webbed fingers
they were kind of a hassle anyway
and dont worry i only plan to put my hands on your cadaver if you were to ever die and throw a glorious party in your name!
hehehe corpse parties are so nice its an interesting ritual that i should ask these humans more about now that i have no need to tend to the bubbles and can do as i please
W)(ale I'm nebber one to turn down a glorious party in my name. W)(o doesn't love a good party?! 38D Just as long as it waits until I'm swimming wit)( the fis)(es!
Metap)(orically, t)(at is. I swim wit)( fis)(es all the time. 38)
O)( my cod, Aradia. )(ave you ebber been SWIMMING?! 38O
It's SO much fun!!! Boat I nebber see lowbloods doing it. 38( Can't you swim?
)(atc)(ed for each other
Eridan heard yet another question about his problem to which he actually stalled as long as she did, not bothering to answer her about it. To him, it was extremely personal and, although he cared about her, didn’t want to tell her about it. She exclaimed at him about not saying what the problem is and a small slip of a reply came from him. “It’s just…really fucking personal, okay?”
When she had expressed that she was considering looking for a place tomorrow, it seemed like a wonderful idea. “Staying for the night? Uh…sure, actually yeah. I have some…room for the night.” He said as he casually looked around the entire cave before back at Feferi. “We have a lot more of our friends here if I believe, so I think they can help you set up some kind of base of operations around here.”
He gazed down to her wrist and pointed before looking her in the eyes. “You know how to use that thing yet besides the messaging system?” He asked curiously, wondering if she’d know how to label a waypoint and look at her map.
Feferi's head cocked slightly to the side and she looked up at him. "You don't think talking aboat it will help you feel betta?" she asked. Her tone was smooth butter, flavored only with concern for him. "I mean, I'm not going to force you to tell me, I just... Want you to be happy." She gave a close-lipped smile at that, cute and innocent, revealing exactly none of her shark-like teeth. Having put that out there for him to do whatever he felt like with, her attention drifted to the device on her wrist. "Of course I figured it out, silly! I managed to find my wave here, didn't I?" Giggles spilled out of her in droves, filling the air around her with the sound of amusement. "At least, I figured out how to use the wavepoints and look at the map. I still don't know how you made your own!"
[MASS MEDIA MESSAGE 01]:Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you’d like to hear it I can sing it for you. It’s called Daisy.
38?
I’m not s)(ore w)(at you’re talking about! If it’s supposed to be funny, I don’t get it.
)(atc)(ed for each other
Feferi’s words stung a little more than he felt like they should of, because somehow they actually got to him. She even used his own words against him and now he was just blindly letting her manipulate him. A small frown etched across his lips when she mentioned quadrants just to have each others backs. A sigh followed before he tried to answer. “I…no? I just…I’m just having a problem.”
When she spoke of forgiving him and that’s what friends do, a nod followed as he replied. “Yeah…that’s what friends are for. Listen do you need anything? I mean, do you have a place to stay?” He hugged her back and smiled just lightly, unbeknownst that he was being played like a fiddle, even though he knew better.
Feferi frowned slightly, a familiar little pouty frown that was pretty much unique to her. "What kind of problem?" she asked, stalling his next question slightly. Her eyes, just barely beginning to tint fuchsia at her age, stared up into his as though looking for some kind of answer there. She knew better than to expect him to give her an answer, anyway, considering how his attitude had been. "You keep glubbing about some problem you're having, boat you won't tell me what it is!" She huffed, finally pulling away from the embrace they shared. "I told you, Eridan. You're the first person I talked to. Obvifishly I don't have anemonewhere to stay just yet." The smile on his face brought one to hers, though the latter was slightly nervous. "Acshelly, I was hoping I could stay with you tonight. Tomorrow I can go exploaring and sea if I can't find someplace to call my own."
)(atc)(ed for each other
Eridan, although he knew her games, fell prey to her crying and shaking. With every moment she apologized and sniffled, he dared to look away for a second before looking back and being painted with concern. “Wait, Fef…shit, look, I’m sorry. You didn’t do anything wrong. Please don’t cry. I’m just under a lot of stress to not make any enemies here. I need to keep myself safe here, otherwise I don’t know what’s gonna happen next.”
He lightly placed his hands on her shoulders, hoping he was gentle enough not to scare her. “I’m just…being an asshole okay? Please stop crying. I didn’t realize they were still fresh. I’ve been alive so long, I’ve forgotten how much I’ve been in your spot before.” At this point, Eridan looked like he was close to breaking into a small tear or two himself. “Please accept my apology, please?”
Despite his words, Feferi continued to sniffle and pout, though the waterworks stopped for the moment. "Why do you think I'm going to be your anemone? We were hatched for each other, Eridan. Just like you alwaves said! If we don't look out for each other, who will?" One hand came up to wipe the rest of the fuchsia tears from her eyes. "I mean, do we REELY have to be in a quadrant to have each others' backs?" When he touched her, Feferi's pout turned into a small smile and her eyes lit up. "I forgive you, Eridan, just like I alwaves have and alwaves will," she said warmly, taking a step forward to wrap her arms around his waist in another hug, more heartfelt than the last. "That's what fronds are for, right?"
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
hahah it has to do with evening the battlefield! at least thats what ive been told
its really hard to hear these whispers and im starting to get a bit of a headache
but the humans seem to hold more of their aspects from the game than us trolls do, which leaves them at more of an advantage
it also seems that those with less physical strength have their powers less diminished
that means someone as low as myself could take on anyone here on even ground
not that i couldnt before, as my dancestor proved even a maroonblood could kill a fuchsia
isnt that fascinating?!
O)( totally!! I mean, it's alwaves been my DR----EAM for everybubbly to be on efin ground!!!!
ForTUNAtely for M-E, we're fronds, so I don't )(ave to worry about getting krilled by you, w)(ether you )(ave the capability or naut. 38D
Unless you were S---EARIOUS aboat getting your fins on my cadaver! )(-E)(-E!! 38)
I mean )(ands! Sorry, I forget t)(at lowbloods don't )(ave webbed fingers like us sometides! 38(
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
oh im not putting words in your mouth im merely stating that it wouldnt be something someone should want! youre the one who keeps taking things the wrong way, silly
blood is only blood and means little to nothing at this point in time im note shore if you realized it yet but any powers we once had both related to blood and aspect are nearly gone
im sorry to put it this way but youre about as lucky as the low bloods now! as far as im concerned were all on even footing
in fact the humans are more capable than we are now, but they always were rather strong creatures worth looking into
the one of void in particular has an ability still in tact that i find to make her far more powerful than even a high bloods strength
its a shame shes so clouded though
W)(at do you mean by t)(at? 38? W)(at power does a )(uman )(ave that superseads the strengt)( of a )(ig)(blood?
Not that it matters to me! I'm just curious. It's wort)( finking aboat, like you said! 38D
)(atc)(ed for each other
Of course Eridan didn’t feel any satisfaction in the fact she was here in his cave and now knew where it was in any given time. It was only a matter of time before she tried to pull some shit just to have her way, just like he knew Fef would be like. But this one…they seem to be so nice…so…manipulative. Eridan, failing to notice that she manipulated him into letting her in, just wanted to keep his social image up.
When she joked about her resilliance, he humored her with a fake chuckle, hopefully more than enough to keep her going and let her have when she needs just so she can leave. He saw her goggles go back over her eyes and soon after, she gave another lecture about how he should be open to her, even if they weren’t moirails and that, was where he drew the line. “Alright, Fef, first of all, you need to back up. I understand you care for me, but it’s something personal I don’t want to fucking talk about, alright?”
He raised his voice, in hopes he shut her down in some way, however he always dreaded the next part of this and that was when she might actually try to turn the tables on him again, use some kind of guilt trip mood to kick his ass. This time, Eridan at least steeled himself for whatever she wanted to pull out of her pocket. “Second of all, keep our past out of this. Our fucking past on the meteor or before that or even after all that, doesn’t fucking matter now. We’re all given some kind of blank slate to make friends, so don’t fuck it up, alright?”
Feferi's brows furrowed at his words, though she gave none of her own. She simply bit her lip and chewed on it. The longer Eridan spoke, the more sadness seemed to creep into her eyes. Every time he swore, every sharp word he gave had her retreating, shrinking in on herself. By the end of it, she was very nearly in tears, looking up at him like he might hit her next. When she finally spoke, it was quiet, almost a whisper. "I shoaldn't have come here," she stated simply, her gaze cast off to the side rather than met with his. "It's obvifish I upset you oar somefin. I don't know what I did, but you're reely laying into me, Eridan." Finally, her eyes, wet with soon-to-be tears met his again. "I'm sorry for whatebber I did, Eridan. I reely am. But you're being hurtful to me, too, you know?" She paused, sniffling and wiping a tear away. "I guess I just don't understand why you're being so defensive. Maybe they aren't for you, but the memoreefs of our time on the meteor and efin before then are still fresh for me. I can't kelp but bring them up!" Her voice was starting to shake and crack, like she was about to burst into sobs. "Do you reely think I'm glubbing it up, Eridan?" she asked finally, her lips a quivering pout and her tear-filled eyes wide.
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
haha no ones getting snippy here if anything i doubt we need an empress seeing as were just all friends here who wants to be ruled by a friend or rule a friend? certainly not me! besides you’re not the only pink one on the planet, so you dont have to worry! it all works out! and im sure our seers and knights would prove best to show us guidance than a witch would or ever could! its not in your aspect
Not t)(e only pink one, )(u)(? Fiiiinteresting. 38)
Still, I N-EV--ER said I wanted to rule my fronds! You're putting words in my mout)(, Aradia!
And efin if it's not in my aspect, it's in my BLOOD! I was )(atc)(ed to lead. W)(o cares w)(at some silly game says? I s)(ore don't! If we were still on Alternia, I would be MOR---E than )(appy to take the t)(rone and make the world a better place for all my friends, efin the ones w)(o aren't as lucky as M----E! 38)
)(atc)(ed for each other
Even though Eridan was opposed to getting a hug from the empress, he grunted and let out a small groan when she invaded his bubble anyways, disregarding all he said. The hug lasted a long while, long enough for him to give in with a small grumble. All he wanted was this done so she wouldn’t paint him as a huge cock head.
Although Eridan believed she basically was all about herself, she suddenly showed interest in his situation and him recovering from it. “Yeah, no, I’m okay. Just uh…it just happened recently that’s all. So what’s up? You seem like your usual self despite the fucking snow storm going on outside.” He practically hid the venom when he said her ‘usual self’. He knew what exactly that entailed to and he hoped she’d at least put her desire to guilt trip and rule over him away, start on friendly terms.
There was some satisfaction when he returned her hug, but she didn't show it. Instead, she continued on the path she'd started; concern for Eridan. "You reely think cold weather is going to put me down?" She giggled at that, nudging him slightly. "Think again! I'm a little more resilient than that." Her warm smile spread a little farther across her face as she looked up at him, at ease with someone she considered a friend. Her head tilted slightly as she pulled her goggles, finally unfogged, back over her eyes. "You don't have to hide it from me, Eridan. You alwaves were like that, especially when we were moray eels, the one time you SHOALD have been open with me!" Her lips formed into a little pout and she crossed her arms. "Just because we aren't pale anemonemore doesn't mean you can't trust me, you know. I still care about you, Eridan. I alwaves will."
)(atc)(ed for each other
Eridan had been occupied feeling at least a little bit better. Since the corpse wasn’t occupying the cave, he didn’t feel all too…bad? He was sure that was one of the words to define how he felt, but guilty soon fit better. At least he finally had to decency to bury her corpse already, give her some kind of respectable burial so he didn’t have the smell of his mistake to come into the nostrils of others.
His thoughts of his past lover were soon cut short by the sound of shuffling and the all too familiar giggle from someone who he both wanted to avoid but bring close so she didn’t make him an enemy in the eyes of the public. He looked towards the entrance, Feferi already closing in and asking for a hug. He put his hands up a bit as if to push her off if she got close. “Woah, Fef, listen, I get we haven’t seen each other but I’m just…not in the mood for hugs.” He warned her, shifting his eyes to Calmasis, who was half asleep, hearing that Eridan was interacting with someone else other than him.
"Other than that, I’m fine, just trying to recover from the problem I had before, that’s all." He slowly stood himself up so he wasn’t risking getting bombarded and landing on his poor pet.
"Don't be silly, Eridan! That's what you said about hanging out, too, and look where we are! Somewhere deep down in that sea of grumpiness, you want a hug." Feferi grinned even wider at that. As soon as Eridan was standing, she threw her arms around his neck, leaning up on her tippy toes to hug him. She was one of the only people in the universe that could be warmed by his cool violet blood, being one caste above him, and it was a pleasant feeling. The hug lasted possibly a little longer than it should have, as though she had been waiting for him to return the sentiment. Soon enough, though, she pulled back, brushing a few strands of hair out of her face. A concerned look crossed her expression and one hand reached up to brush his cheek. "Recovering? What happened? Are you ocray?"
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
but thats not what im doing at all i think being dead so long has gotten to your head
there are no empresses to be in a world no longer dictated by caste
I know we're not on Alternia anemonemore, but unforTUNAtely, w)(ere t)(ere are trolls, t)(ere's an empress to be! -Efin if I don't care about anemone of t)(at, t)(ere are people w)(o will!
I'm just trying to look out for you, Aradia. T)(ere's no need to get snippy with me! Glub. 38(
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
O)( wow, looks like you’re an —EXP——ERT at fis)( puns now too!! Yay!!!
But I fink your conc)(cept of time might be a little off. If anyone knows all about life, it’s M—-E! 38D
Like I said, the last t)(ing I remember is being krilled. I don’t know w)(at you were up to, but I do remember you being very much D—-EAD for most of our session!
oh yes i was definitely dead and without a beating heart
but i also ascended to god tier something that you never did accomplish in your life
and when you had in a different one it proved to ruin the timeline and doomed us all
so i think when it comes to life you are very much adept at taking it as a certain thief of light is
considering ive been dead for most of our session and then some id say im an expert by now when it comes to life and death!
You know, you mig)(t want to watc)( w)(at you say, Aradia! If someone less nice than me saw t)(is conc)(versation, t)(ey mig)(t t)(ink you're disrespecting the empress to be!
I don't want you getting )(urt or anyfin. 38(
i heard something about murder going on, if so where would the body be and when can we start arrangements to send them off into the afterlife?
W)(at are you glubbin aboat? You mean my conc)(versation wit)( -Eridan?
I was talking aboat M-E, silly! I don’t need sent to the afterlife. I’m alive and well, thank you very muc)(! 38D
oh no last i remember i was very much alive and you were the one swimming with the fishes :)
i was tending to the bubbles and there were so many dead versions of you!
its quite fascinating really how easy ones life just passes them by and they dont even realize it
O)( wow, looks like you're an --EXP----ERT at fis)( puns now too!! Yay!!!
But I fink your conc)(cept of time might be a little off. If anyone knows all about life, it's M---E! 38D
Like I said, the last t)(ing I remember is being krilled. I don't know w)(at you were up to, but I do remember you being very much D---EAD for most of our session!