Questionnaire Based On Expressions That Are Kind Of Stupid When You Think About It
*note - the questions do NOT always correlate with the meanings of the expressions
Neither Here Nor There: What's a time you have or would lie about being in one place to go to another?
The Long and Short of It: Think of a long, complex story you've told people where you just can't seem to shorten it enough to keep people's interest. Now tell it to us in 3 (grammatically correct) sentences or less!
Could Be Worse: what's a situation you've been in where you thought "it can't possibly get worse than this" ... And then it did?
Work Hard, Play Hard: What's a hobby you've got that's physically taxing but you love it anyway (or because of that)?
Not If You Put a Gun to my Head: What's something you think you'd literally need your life threatened by some madman before you did it?
It Gets You Coming and Going: Of all moral dilemmas, what's one that truly stumps you and why?
It Is What It Is: Do you accept defeat graciously? What about victory?
Whatever Will Be, Will Be: Do you believe a person can change their fate?
You Can't Win For Losing: Have you ever purposefully thrown a game or lost something? What was it and why?
As Follows...: Are you a leader or a follower?
The Exception that Proves the Rule: What's something different or abnormal about you? Could be good or bad.
First Things First: Are you a well organized person or do you prefer to live within a healthy realm of madness?
More Than One Way to Skin a Cat: What's something you do that's not the way most people do that thing?
You Can't Swing a Dead Cat Without Hitting a...: Why do you think people who make up expressions seem to have it out for cats?
I Have Half a Mind...: Ever done something really stupid that you regretted right away? Share time!
Everything Happens for a Reason: Do you believe that everything happens for a reason? Even the most menial of events?
If It's Not One Thing, It's Another: Pick a different question from the list you haven't answered yet and answer it!
From the Get Go: When you first meet someone, what do you notice first about them?
Same Difference: Are you the detail-oriented type, or the big picture type?
Guesstimate: Do you need for things to be exact or are you okay with discrepancies?
What's Done is Done: Are you the type of person to hold a grudge?
It's Always in the Last Place You Look: What's something you seem to lose a lot?
