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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Doing a Loustat chatfic with the most insanely intricate formatting imaginable let’s all live xx
I’ll never get over this honestly. Lestat character of all time
yarr i lost all me treasure fuck me salty sea dog life im gonna walk me own plank
Printed out Lestat’s existential crisis to read from at therapy so I could best explain why my birthday gets me quaking in my boots like a neurotic whippet even though I genuinely believe aging is sexy and chic
My therapist: so how are you doing?
Me trying to figure out how to bring up that I woke up at 4am with a fully visualized image of a painting of myself at my own desk slumped over and pale enough that the viewer questions whether I’m alive or if it’s just the fluorescent lights titled “Failure to Thrive” that I am itching to start trying to paint as soon as I get home from work without sounding like an active suicide risk: uhh. gooooood
You have got to be kidding me
has anybody else noticed that the classic sci fi novel Don’t Create The Torment Nexus features a Torment Nexus? that’s pretty problematic of the author
the main character eventually recognizes the torment nexus is bad but by that point I had already stopped reading the book because I don't condone the torment nexus, the narrative really should've condemned it outright :/
So I just woke up at 11pm on my living room floor so not-drunk I can only count it as an act of god I’m choosing to ignore by consuming the burgerville fries I apparently ordered and then re-imbibing the wine I vaguely recall my body rejecting earlier this evening.
Sam Reid’s voice anon pls send me a message about whether you were at the live concert or not it will determine the length of my YouTube video and the level of vitriol in said video. Thanks
Happy Tuesday from me and my 2 for $10 bottles of 7/11 wine
Genuinely couldn’t bring myself to eat lunch today bc I’m so sad/jealous over not getting to see the Lestat concert in person which is frankly embarrassing for me probably but on the other hand it’s going to make getting black out drunk and having a pity cry a lot less expensive
"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
Hearing Lestat say “uwu uwu Japanime eyes” out loud is going to rewire my brain like touching 50 electric fences in a row
I would’ve been on the train in Manhattan rn with the summer interns listening to Your Biggest Fan and looking up the nearest Blank Street to get a cherry cold brew to wander through the east village with and take pics of the TVL posters but instead I’m procrastinating getting ready for work THIS IS NOT A FUCKING LIFEEEEE
AMC’s Anne Rice could have had this for free but 1iota had to not give me a ticket to the vampire lestat concert #justiceformyexposedbuttcheek
odysseus tying himself to the mast but he's doing some proto shibari type shit to make his tits look really good and his crew isn't saying anything but it's kind of hard not to notice